Requesting Girl Number 4, LoLo, and Nadalie report to this thread.
The three of you will be exterminated once and for all.
>>4356597
exterminate me too pls
>>4356600
No, you are not a cancer-spreading "fem"anon
>>4356600
Nice double dub
>>4356601
What about posters like BananaJuice who pretend to be girls?
first one to show up... what?
>>4356603
No, bananajuice is okay
But I want these 3, stupid avatarfigging, bad joke making, attentionwh*ring, guys out here
>>4356606
I want to split your brains in half.
I hate you with an incredible passion, and I know that this is the Internet and thus I can't do anything about you, so I will instead ask:
Please leave [s4s], and never come back. You are part of the cancer destroying this board
>>4356607
what's an avatar?
>>4356615
No i'm not. the cancer destroying the board is frogs, porn and deadpool and you know it.
>frogposters
>porn posters
>animefags
>3dpds
>deadpool's b
In fact the entire point of this board is to be as cancerous as possible.
>>4356601
>not exterminating me because I am a male
check your fracking priveledge
>>4356619
>the entire point of this board is to be as cancerous as possible
LEAVE
LEAVE
LEAVE
NO ONE LIKES YOU, JUST LEAVE YOU STUPID SL*T, JUST LEAVE
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THIS F*CKING BOARD WORKS, SWAGLORD BAN HIM, BAN HIM PLEASE
>>4356625
This board was made on April first.
It was supposed to be a parody of a subreddit
There's literally a guy who spends 24 hours posting images of deadpool's butt
You are being rude and unironic yourself, which is against s4s rules.
And you tell me to leave out of all people.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>4356625
Plus you realize people impersonate me constantly and maybe 40% of the posts with this name are by me.
Since there is no tripcodes how could you possibly know which person using my name is the one that you don't like? Since there are more than one.
>>4356626
LEAVE
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT [s4s] IS ABOUT? IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A FUN BOARD FOR PEOPLE TO RELAX AND ENJOY THEMSELVES, AND NO IT WAS NOT MADE ON APRIL FIRST, YOU DUMB WH*RE
>>4356630
>>4356633
JUST LEAVE, STOP GETTING SO DEFENSIVE AND LEAVE
LITERALLY NO ONE LIKES YOU, ASK ANY OTHER NAMEFIG THEY WILL SAY THAT THEY DO NOT LIKE YOU, I WISH RUDEFIG WAS STILL HERE BECAUSE HE WOULD SHOW YOU THE BOOT FASTER THAN I COULD TYPE
>>4356637
you probably are rudefig in disguise since you are so rood.
>>4356637
all your "facts" are incorrect as well.
>>4356637
you are just that steryotypical psycho who takes everything too far.
You probably murderd someone for cutting you in line at the cafeteria once.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>4356642
SHUT UP, HE RETIRED, SHOW HIM SOME RESPECT
>>4356643
WHICH ONES, THE APRIL FIRST ONE? MAYBE IF YOU WERE ACTUALY HERE WHEN IT WAS MADE INSTEAD OF JUST HOPPING ONTO ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA YOU'D KNOW A THING OR TWO
>>4356645
SROP MAKING SO MANY POSTS
JEEZ YOU GET SO DEFENSIVE, ATLEAST I ONLY POST WHEN I'M RESPONDING AND I SUM IT ALL INTO ONE POST, YOU JUST KEEP GOING AND GOING
After 11 years of work, I finally finished the ultimate meme. His name is Cool Sweaters Guy. It's ridiculously amazing and has all kinds of epic jokes. Only I can post this meme because I am the best memer in the world. I am the best. No one is better than me, because, as previously stated, I am the best in the world at meming. I know I'm being modest, so I should say this meme was easy to make, because, as stated, I'm the best there is. This meme is perfect, hands down. Anyone who says it isn't perfect will have their comment deleted, blocked from my account, blocked from 4chan, computer destroyed with a hammer, and you will be killed by my millions of fans at the snap of my fingers, because I can demand that much respect, because I'm the best. Hope you enjoy my meme. His name is Cool Sweaters Guy.
ITT: girl number 4 gets BTFO
>>4356648
I'm 99% sure you are just being ironic but still you are scaring the other namefigs like lolo which is why they won't come. If i actually believed anything you were saying i would call the cops lol
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I"M NOT TYPIGN TAHT MANY MESSAGES EITHER IDIOT
>>4356648
I"VE ALREADY TOLD YOU OTHER PEOPLE USE THIS NAME I MAKE UP 20% of the posts for this name
YOU'LL HAVE TO GET US ALL TO LEAVE THEN B*TCH
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>>4356649
LOOK AT THIS, THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
YOU TRY TO BE SO FUNNY AND POPULAR BUT YOU SUCK AT IT, FOR CHRISTS SAKE, YOU COULD ATLEAST POST A GOOD MEME OR HEY, HELP OUT THE COMMUNITY, BUT NO, ITS'S JUST BAD JOKE CENTRAL WITH YOU
>>4356652
HNNG, I CAN'T EVEN READ YOUR POSTS WITHOUT CRINGING, YOU ARE TRULY A DISGUSTING PIECE OF TRASH
>>4356653
>>4356656
>>4356657
LOOK AT THIS, EVEN YOUR SPAMMING IS AWFUL, "DESU"? WHAT IS THIS, 2008? GROW UP
@ANONYMOUS
AND YOU ARE THE ONE TO TALK "Anonymous" you fucking make up 100% of the shitposts on /b/ and like 60% all posts on this board you cancerous worst namefig ever
Anonymous is my least favorite naymefig he makes too many cancer thread tbh
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>>4356659
read this image and get off s4s forever once you learn the truth about how many people use my name
>>4356668
why are you SO ANGRY!? GO TAKE A BATH
RARRRRRRRRRR
*poops*
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
*farts on you're face* nothin personnel kid
*poops on the floor*
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4356675
you are still here?
stop using the board if you dont like it go to >>>/b/ it fits you better XO
GN4 is right tbh
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Please calm down, my friends
This is supposed to be family friendly board
One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest
Cinema Paradiso
Taxi Driver
Casino
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Rocky
The Prince of Egypt
GoodFellas
Paths of Glory
Once Upon a Time in America
Ed Wood
Annie Hall
Hot Fuzz
Birdman
The Conversation
Whiplash
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
The World's End
The Silence of the Lambs
Toy Story 2
Ratatouille
American Psycho
The Revenant
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
The Producers
>>4356682
@anonymous is trying to ruin the fun.
I don't think he realizes that there is like 5 posters on s4s total and 3 of them are Girl Number 4
the other two posters on the board are anonymous and swaglord.
On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
A Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the second day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the third day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
>>4356676
CRINGE
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>>4356681
WHY DON'T YOU GO TO /b/, WITH YOUR CANCEROUS SAMEFIGGING AND SH*TTY "ass" MEME
>>4356682
STAY OUT OF THIS YOU STUPID CUCK
>>4356684
STOP COPY PASTING THINGS YOU SH*T EATER, YOU WILL NEVER BE FUNNY, YOU WILL NEVER BE POPULAR, YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING
>>4356688
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
>>4356597
hi, first I've seen this thread. what's up?
On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Nine Ladies Dancing
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Ten Lords a Leaping
Nine Ladies Dancing
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eleven Pipers Piping
Ten Lords a Leaping
Nine Ladies Dancing
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
12 Drummers Drumming
Eleven Pipers Piping
Ten Lords a Leaping
Nine Ladies Dancing
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
>>4356696
FINALLY, 2 DOWN 1 TO GO
hi, I'm Anon, look I really don't like you. Like really really really don't. All you ever do is talk about food and when you stop that you post old memes over and over again trying to be funny and cool, as this is the Internet, I can only ask you:
Please leave [s4s] and never come back. You are part of the cancer killing this board
>>4356692
Listen I don't want you to be so angry it makes me feel terrible that you may actually be upset okay i'm not joking.
Other people are using my name you just need to calm down okay it's a lot of people trying to ruin my appearance.
I'm not mean please just calm down.
You are probably a really cool person but you don't need to worry s4s hasn't changed much
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A thermonuclear weapon weighing little more than 2,400 pounds (1,100 kg) can produce an explosive force comparable to the detonation of more than 1.2 million tons (1.1 million tonnes) of TNT.[2] A nuclear device no larger than traditional bombs can devastate an entire city by blast, fire, and radiation. Nuclear weapons are considered weapons of mass destruction, and their use and control have been a major focus of international relations policy since their debut.
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>>4356701
YOU WANT ME TO NOT BE ANGRY? THEN LEAVE, FUFILL MY WISHES AND LEAVE
Since the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, nuclear weapons have been detonated on over two thousand occasions for the purposes of testing and demonstration. Only a few nations possess such weapons or are suspected of seeking them. The only countries known to have detonated nuclear weapons—and acknowledge possessing them—are (chronologically by date of first test) the United States, the Soviet Union (succeeded as a nuclear power by Russia), the United Kingdom, France, the People's Republic of China, India, Pakistan, and North Korea. Israel is also believed to possess nuclear weapons, though in a policy of deliberate ambiguity, it does not acknowledge having them. Germany, Italy, Turkey, Belgium and the Netherlands are nuclear weapons sharing states.[4][5][6]
The nuclear non-proliferation treaty aimed to reduce the spread of nuclear weapons, but its effectiveness has been questioned, and political tensions remained high in the 1970s and 1980s. As of 2016, there are still more than enough nuclear weapons globally to render the planet uninhabitable[citation needed]. 16,000 nuclear weapons are stored at sites in 14 countries and many are ready for immediate use. Modernisation of weapons continues to occur.[7]
>>4356700
hi anon! nice dubs!
>>4356702
like you see this post OP? THis wasn't my post.
all the desu posts weren't mine.
I have less posts on this thread with my name than real ones.
I just want you to not be so upset. There are a ton of people on this board and you might have built up hatred because of the other people using my name.
IF I STOPPED USING THIS BOARD there would be a 10% decrease in the posts by Girl Number 4 since almost none of them are mine
YOU NEED TO REALIZE THIS that when you see a post by my name it probably isn't me
>>4356703
No ;^)
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Slavery in America began when the first African slaves were brought to the North American colony of Jamestown, Virginia, in 1619, to aid in the production of such lucrative crops as tobacco. Slavery was practiced throughout the American colonies in the 17th and 18th centuries, and African-American slaves helped build the economic foundations of the new nation. The invention of the cotton gin in 1793 solidified the central importance of slavery to the South’s economy. By the mid-19th century, America’s westward expansion, along with a growing abolition movement in the North, would provoke a great debate over slavery that would tear the nation apart in the bloody American Civil War (1861-65). Though the Union victory freed the nation’s 4 million slaves, the legacy of slavery continued to influence American history, from the tumultuous years of Reconstruction (1865-77) to the civil rights movement that emerged in the 1960s, a century after emancipation.
>>4356708
OP this wasn't me either
It annoys me that you only hate my name because you think that all the assh*les using my name are one person.
I'm not as bad as the other people trying to ruin my reputation.
FOUNDATIONS OF SLAVERY IN AMERICA
In the early 17th century, European settlers in North America turned to African slaves as a cheaper, more plentiful labor source than indentured servants (who were mostly poorer Europeans). After 1619, when a Dutch ship brought 20 Africans ashore at the British colony of Jamestown, Virginia, slavery spread throughout the American colonies. Though it is impossible to give accurate figures, some historians have estimated that 6 to 7 million slaves were imported to the New World during the 18th century alone, depriving the African continent of some of its healthiest and ablest men and women. In the 17th and 18th centuries, black slaves worked mainly on the tobacco, rice and indigo plantations of the southern coast. After the American Revolution (1775-83), many colonists (particularly in the North, where slavery was relatively unimportant to the economy) began to link the oppression of black slaves to their own oppression by the British, and to call for slavery’s abolition. After the war’s end, however, the new U.S. Constitution tacitly acknowledged the institution, counting each slave as three-fifths of a person for the purposes of taxation and representation in Congress and guaranteeing the right to repossess any “person held to service or labor” (an obvious euphemism for slavery).
>>4356711
I'm going to be completely honest and this thread is the most cancerous thing i've ever seen on s4s so OP you are truly the real problem here.
If you don't think this is the most cancerous thread ever on s4s than you are simply wrong.
IMPORTANCE OF THE COTTON GIN
In the late 18th century, with the land used to grow tobacco nearly exhausted, the South faced an economic crisis, and the continued growth of slavery in America seemed in doubt. Around the same time, the mechanization of the textile industry in England led to a huge demand for American cotton, a southern crop whose production was unfortunately limited by the difficulty of removing the seeds from raw cotton fibers by hand. In 1793, a young Yankee schoolteacher named Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin, a simple mechanized device that efficiently removed the seeds. His device was widely copied, and within a few years the South would transition from the large-scale production of tobacco to that of cotton, a switch that reinforced the region’s dependence on slave labor.
Slavery itself was never widespread in the North, though many of the region’s businessmen grew rich on the slave trade and investments in southern plantations. Between 1774 and 1804, all of the northern states abolished slavery, but the so-called “peculiar institution” remained absolutely vital to the South. Though the U.S. Congress outlawed the African slave trade in 1808, the domestic trade flourished, and the slave population in the U.S. nearly tripled over the next 50 years. By 1860 it had reached nearly 4 million, with more than half living in the cotton-producing states of the South.
SLAVES AND SLAVEHOLDERS
Slaves in the antebellum South constituted about one-third of the southern population. Most slaves lived on large farms or small plantations; many masters owned less than 50 slaves. Slave owners sought to make their slaves completely dependent on them, and a system of restrictive codes governed life among slaves. They were prohibited from learning to read and write, and their behavior and movement was restricted. Many masters took sexual liberties with slave women, and rewarded obedient slave behavior with favors, while rebellious slaves were brutally punished. A strict hierarchy among slaves (from privileged house slaves and skilled artisans down to lowly field hands) helped keep them divided and less likely to organize against their masters. Slave marriages had no legal basis, but slaves did marry and raise large families; most slave owners encouraged this practice, but nonetheless did not hesitate to divide slave families by sale or removal.
Slave revolts did occur within the system (notably ones led by Gabriel Prosser in Richmond in 1800 and by Denmark Vesey in Charleston in 1822), but few were successful. The slave revolt that most terrified white slaveholders was that led by Nat Turner in Southampton County, Virginia, in August 1831. Turner’s group, which eventually numbered around 75 blacks, murdered some 60 whites in two days before armed resistance from local whites and the arrival of state militia forces overwhelmed them. Supporters of slavery pointed to Turner’s rebellion as evidence that blacks were inherently inferior barbarians requiring an institution such as slavery to discipline them, and fears of similar insurrections led many southern states to further strengthen their slave codes in order to limit the education, movement and assembly of slaves. In the North, the increased repression of southern blacks would only fan the flames of the growing abolition movement.
>>4356708
>>4356696
RUN,, GIRL NUMBER 4 AND LOLO, RUN! THEY'VE INVITED YOU INTO THIS THREAD TO KILL YOU!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU READ THROUGH THE WHOLE POST?!?!? THEY SAID YOU'LL BE EXTERMINATED!! OH GOD I CAN'T WATCH THIS, RUN!!!!!F
RISE OF THE ABOLITION MOVEMENT
From the 1830s to the 1860s, a movement to abolish slavery in America gained strength in the northern United States, led by free blacks such as Frederick Douglass and white supporters such as William Lloyd Garrison, founder of the radical newspaper The Liberator, and Harriet Beecher Stowe, who published the bestselling antislavery novel “Uncle Tom’s Cabin” (1852). While many abolitionists based their activism on the belief that slaveholding was a sin, others were more inclined to the non-religious “free-labor” argument, which held that slaveholding was regressive, inefficient and made little economic sense.
Free blacks and other antislavery northerners had begun helping fugitive slaves escape from southern plantations to the North via a loose network of safe houses as early as the 1780s. This practice, known as the Underground Railroad, gained real momentum in the 1830s and although estimates vary widely, it may have helped anywhere from 40,000 to 100,000 slaves reach freedom. The success of the Underground Railroad helped spread abolitionist feelings in the North; it also undoubtedly increased sectional tensions, convincing pro-slavery southerners of their northern countrymen’s determination to defeat the institution that sustained them.
>>4356719
oh no
QUICK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh
>>4356712
NO, I DON'T HATE YOU BECAUSE OF ASSH*LES, I HATE YOU BECAUSE EVERY POST WITH YOUR NAME ON IT IS TRASH, NONE OF IT IS FUNNY, NONE OF IT IS HELPFUL, NONE OF IT IS ANYTHING
WHY CAN'T YOU ATLEAST BE A NAMEFIG THAT'S USEFUL LIKE POST PEEKER
>>4356715
THIS IS CANCER? THIS?
OH BUT YOUR SH*TTY THREADS ARE FINE, RIGHT? HAHA, NO THEY'RE BETTER THAN FINE, THEY'RE TOP NOTCH, RIGHT?
I BET YOU THINK EVERYBODY HERE LAUGHS AT YOUR JOKES AND YOU'RE SO POPULAR, AS IF ANYBODY GIVES A DAMN ABOUT YOU
>>4356716
>>4356718
>>4356720
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
>>4356719
F*CK OFF
WESTERN EXPANSION AND DEBATE OVER SLAVERY IN AMERICA
America’s explosive growth–and its expansion westward in the first half of the 19th century–would provide a larger stage for the growing conflict over slavery in America and its future limitation or expansion. In 1820, a bitter debate over the federal government’s right to restrict slavery over Missouri’s application for statehood ended in a compromise: Missouri was admitted to the Union as a slave state, Maine as a free state and all western territories north of Missouri’s southern border were to be free soil. Although the Missouri Compromise was designed to maintain an even balance between slave and free states, it was able to help quell the forces of sectionalism only temporarily.
In 1850, another tenuous compromise was negotiated to resolve the question of territory won during the Mexican War. Four years later, however, the Kansas-Nebraska Act opened all new territories to slavery by asserting the rule of popular sovereignty over congressional edict, leading pro- and anti-slavery forces to battle it out (with much bloodshed) in the new state of Kansas. Outrage in the North over the Kansas-Nebraska Act spelled the downfall of the old Whig Party and the birth of a new, all-northern Republican Party. In 1857, the Supreme Court’s ruling in the Dred Scott case (involving a slave who sued for his freedom on the grounds that his master had taken him into free territory) effectively repealed the Missouri Compromise by ruling that all territories were open to slavery. The abolitionist John Brown’s raid at Harper’s Ferry, Virginia, in 1859 aroused sectional tensions even further: Executed for his crimes, Brown was hailed as a martyred hero by northern abolitionists and a vile murderer in the South.
CIVIL WAR AND EMANCIPATION
The South would reach the breaking point the following year, when Republican candidate Abraham Lincoln was elected as president. Within three months, seven southern states had seceded to form the Confederate States of America; four more would follow after the Civil War (1861-65) began. Though Lincoln’s antislavery views were well established, the central Union war aim at first was not to abolish slavery, but to preserve the United States as a nation. Abolition became a war aim only later, due to military necessity, growing anti-slavery sentiment in the North and the self-emancipation of many African Americans who fled enslavement as Union troops swept through the South. Five days after the bloody Union victory at Antietam in September 1862, Lincoln issued a preliminary emancipation proclamation, and on January 1, 1863, he made it official that “slaves within any State, or designated part of a State…in rebellion,…shall be then, thenceforward, and forever free.”
By freeing some 3 million black slaves in the rebel states, the Emancipation Proclamation deprived the Confederacy of the bulk of its labor forces and put international public opinion strongly on the Union side. Some 186,000 black soldiers would join the Union Army by the time the war ended in 1865, and 38,000 lost their lives. The total number of dead at war’s end was 620,000 (out of a population of some 35 million), making it the costliest conflict in American history.
>>4356725
dude give me three examples of a quality thread on s4s.
if they aren't just shit threads that you are autistic and pretend are quality then i'll leave.
give me three examples of a quality thread on s4s
and give me one example of how my threads are any worse
THE LEGACY OF SLAVERY
The 13th Amendment, adopted late in 1865, officially abolished slavery, but freed blacks’ status in the post-war South remained precarious, and significant challenges awaited during the Reconstruction period (1865-77). Former slaves received the rights of citizenship and the “equal protection” of the Constitution in the 14th Amendment (1868) and the right to vote in the 15th (1870), but the provisions of Constitution were often ignored or violated, and it was difficult for former slaves to gain a foothold in the post-war economy thanks to restrictive black codes and regressive contractual arrangements such as sharecropping.
Despite seeing an unprecedented degree of black participation in American political life, Reconstruction was ultimately frustrating for African Americans, and the rebirth of white supremacy–including the rise of racist organizations such as the Ku Klux Klan–had triumphed in the South by 1877. Almost a century later, resistance to the lingering racism and discrimination in America that began during the slavery era would lead to the civil rights movement of the 1960s, which would achieve the greatest political and social gains for blacks since Reconstruction.
>>4356732
lolo this guy is insane i'm scared hug me lol
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>4356725
wow. Someone's being a rude attitude dude.
>>4356730
THE ONE WHERE HE SAYS I WILL TELL YOU IF TIME TRAVEL IS REAL IN TWO DAYS WITH A PICTURE OF THE CAT IN SUNGLASSES. FUCKING FUNNY SHIT. THE ONE WHERE THE GUY SAYS ITS GONNA BE 26 THOUSAND TO FIX YOUR GARAGE *TOILET FLUSH* THAT WAS A COOL THRAED FUCK YOU. ALSO "THE GOD OF CONSTRUCTION" SOMEONE POSTED OF A CONSTRUCTION MAN SEEMING TO FLOAT WAS COOL. FUCK YAOOOUUUUGH
>>4356733
nice dubs! who's insane?
#huggles if u need
mfw this thread
https://youtu.be/ebJrtB2hzXk?t=82
>>4356743
JUST LEAVE ALREADY
GOD, THAT'S ALL I WANT, JUST DROP THE CRAP AND LEAVE
RUDEFIG DID IT, WHY CAN'T YOU?
>>4356747
because you actually thought the banana thread was mine.
I'm just a normal browser, and when i post as anonymous my threads aren't bad. I almost never use this name anymore you know. i bet you that you've probably liked one of my threads recently that didn't have this name on it that everyone else is using now except me.
Deadpool is far worse than me and you know it.
>>4356739
Fight me bitch. Time and place.
>>4356752
thank you charles you saved me :)
>>4356751
JUST FUCKING LEAVE
SEE, SEE WHAT YOU'VE DRIVEN ME TO? SWEARING, SWEARING GN4, SWEARING
JUST GOSH DARN LEAVE ALREADY, p-please, just please leave...[s4s] is all I have anymore, I just to be comfortable here, please, please
good news, i didn't get picked. lol it was a dwi case
>>4356761
ive been able to ignore this quadgril retart pretty easily! 'fact i never noticed him til ppl started h8ing! snap out of it! all u do is fuel da fier !!
>>4356761
*slaps you're ass*
Will you fucktards stop leaking out of your containment board?
It's like I can't browse 4chan for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES without someone posting a "LE EBIN S4S IRONIC MAYMAY XD". Your dipshits are like a fucking EBOLA epidemic, as soon as one shitposter posts anything even remotely related to /s4s/ another 500 crawl out of the woodwork as start spamming, checking dubs and posting unfunny pictures of shit "memes" that don't even make any fucking sense. And can we talk about /s4s/'s memes for a second here? It's amazing how the board most obsessed with memes has failed to produce even one meme that isn't complete and utter garbage. The closest thing you cocksuckers had to an actual successful meme was topkek, and even that was ripped off ylilauta. And when was that? Two years ago? What actual real memes did /s4s/ produce since then? Just a whole bunch of frankly quite boring pictures with zero humor or exploitability. It's no wonder that nothing from this self-declared "OC factory" ever actually spreads to other boards. This is painfully pathetic to watch. Most of you aren't even being ironic anymore. Some of you actually actually come here and in full sincerity participate in this circlejerk. You excuse your actions by saying mindbogglingly idiotic shit like "this is like old /b/! lel so random", but guess what retards: I've been on 4chan since 2006 and this place is nothing, NOTHING like old /b/. Fucking STOP SAYING THAT YOU PIECES OF SHIT. That's outright OFFENSIVE to anyone who's seen what pre-2007 /b/ looked like. You nuggets of cancer perfectly embody everything that KILLED old /b/. It's like someone took the 2008-era cancer, took THE VERY WORST PARTS of it, concentrated it to 200% levels and then wrapped it in a painfully thin veil of "irony".
You know? I ain't even mad. Let this be a containment board for you newfags and ledditors. I honestly don't have the energy to care about anything that happens on this website anymore. Just wanted to say fuck you. Bye
>>4356763
now this bitsch get on my nerve like clockwerk
no 1 cares cunt start a blog somewhere else
>>4356765
P...please, please..I'm begging you, please, h-hear my prayers, just please leave. Please
>>4356767
nice dubs! i got a check for $6 and I'm gonna be late to work also. Yay.
me too please
>>4356770
I-i think she did it boys, w-we won
We won
WE WON
W E W O N
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W
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>>4356784
This is it, I'm killing myself now.
If I know that I can't even win in an Internet argument against some mentally retarted kid then I know I am not a man.
Farewell [s4s], it's been fun.
>>4356787
bye dude
don't let your ass hit the door on the way out
Girl number 4?
More like Girl number 0 amirite?
>>4356787
>>4356776
yay we want your throat slit on the sidewalk, haha! whoops your job sucks ass how'd that happen! awesome it'd be best if your dismembered body was found in a trash bag in the woods!
Hello, I'm the real GN4 i never post as that name anymore anyways. Idk what this thread is even about. I used it like 5 times maybe a few months ago but that's it.
``Nadalie''
unironically who?
this thread is scary
i dont like the negetive vibes
Cool thread, buckos
>>4356597
i really wish i had a penis and not this filthy vagina hole
>>4356597
hi im here
>>4356601
>09:45:11
nice rude time dubs
>>4356603
>09:46:55
nice timedubs
>>4356607
you can suck a dong if you want big boy
>>4356625
you should leave instead
>>4356633
>09:58:55
good time dubs and regular dubs
>>4356637
lol grow up nerd
>>4356659
>HNNG, I CAN'T EVEN READ YOUR POSTS WITHOUT CRINGING, YOU ARE TRULY A DISGUSTING PIECE OF TRASH
what the fuck kind of person cringes irl at posts on an imageboard
>>4356668
>10:13:22
more rude time dubs
>>4356688
>10:19:22
double dubs AND time dubs? damn fam
>>4356699
nice dubble doubs
>>4356706
>10:25:44
nice time dubs yourself !
>>4356711
anon your dubs are rude
>>4356713
>10:28:44
decent time dubs there
>>4356740
wew i should watch that ashow again sometime
>>4356752
>10:45:33
dubs of time confirmed
>>4356761
you're one of the people making it not comfortable, dolt
>>4356776
>10:55:00
that's a pretty nice double time dub!
>>4357441
me lol
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>4357645
>17:47:44
ayyyyyy my post got time dubs
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Is it just me or is this cade4days guy really annoying recently? He posts so much useless shit and tries to get attention with weakass edginess, and above all you can really smell his self-hating, toxic personality.
MY FAMILY IS FALLING APART AND I CANT STOP IT!!! SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW TO CHANGE THE FUCKING WORLD!!!!!
>>4357696
yo calm down for a second and take a deep breath that migght help fix things
after that tell everyone whats wrong and cry a lot
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>4357696
Is this still OP? OP i feel bad for you just calm down pleasee :( :(
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>4357713
how can you feel bad for him when you're the one who's made him this way
i don't understand
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Trump bump
>>4357722
dubs dubs
>>4357718
You were in the thread's name too, it was you lolo and Girl Number 4.
I'm not the only person who uses this name so he might be more upset with the other ones.
>>4357722
nice dubble doubs
>>4357729
but i didnt claim to feel bad for him
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>4357732
I didn't try to cause trouble though so that's why i feel bad.
>>4357734
o
i geg it now
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
i just want the real to happen here, instead of this decadent crap that moves us, a whole closer to hell. soon will be a great tidal shift and too many wil be left beached. save my city.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>4357738
not actually sure what you're trying to say, could you please clarify?
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>4357738
wow is that real
>>4357742
nad ur a cute
>>4357783
t-thanks ebibe
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>4357742
i will clarify. i want you to be my gf. ill start using a name a guess.
this tread shouldn't have this many replies
>>4357788
sorry im taken but nice double dubs
>>4357790
>18:33:44
nice time double dubs
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
HOLY SHIT!!!! A FEMALE?!?!?!?!? EOE I JUST GOT VACK FROM A CAMPING TRIP DOING COOL 5HINGS THAT I EOULD,LOOOOOVE TO TALK ABOUT, WHAT THAT WILL HAVE TO WAIT, FOR THESE SWEET DAPHADYLDOES ARE HERE AND NEED my ATTENTIONS!!!! LOVE ME!!!!! LOVE ME!!!! love meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>4357805
calm down
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>4357831
I CANR,CALM DOW YOUUUUR A WOOOOOOOOOOOMMMAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOMAN!
WOMAN!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN! PLEASE REMEMEBER THAT THIS IS NICE BOARD?
>>4357836
how could i forget i've known that this is nice board for years
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
i want yhis thread 2 stay
Girl Number 4 pls go and stay go
>>4356692
#ROOD
>>4358515
not even dubs
>>4356716
This is important to me
>girl number 4
There seems to be to much irony to this name fig and anonabroe is jelly.
This is my second post in this thread and my second last on the board
Hello
>>4359113
hello little rate
So, anyone was exterminated today?
>>4359355
GOOD DOUBLES LOLO
>>4356766
My life is one series of ironic events after another. I sleep every night because it is trendy, but I don't actually rest. Resting is sincerity and honesty, it's a thing that grounds us to the core of being human and refreshes the senses, which obscure minds have ruled out as "completely and totally bullshit". And so, even if my eyes are squeezed shut and my chest heaves gently with the rolling march of involuntary function, I am not at rest. I am simply in a stage of incoherence. Every morning I wake up and drink water, and I smile while doing so, as the central idea of drinking water is done to alleviate a sincere bodily need: thirst. I do so out of artistic and authorial humor. The idea of thirst is is not so much manufactured as it is something to be overcome through the power of irony. My day progresses in this fashion, while I contemplate how tomorrow I can further overcome my own sense of irony and the profound lack of genuine interests in my own life.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>4359489
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
bump
DAE le haet lolo? i'm so unique XD
>>4360968
i love LoLo
>>4360982
same tbh, i don't know how you could hate a contributing member of these online forums
i left all my brain sells in the aerosal can. WHY AM I STILL ALIVE?
>>4360994
you took too much man too much
>>4360995
don't tell me how to live my life i stick like every day i take how much it is bro
>>4356637
strawman? it was made on april first after people complained about "shit reddit says"
>>4360998
don't feed the shitty trolls, feed the really good ones
feed stelio
>>4361006
every troll is a bad troll on a nice board like /s4s/
i don't think you've checked your privilege yet
haha silly boyz :^) don't be mean :^)
>>4361008
you would be surprised
