Is shitposting allowed here? Cause this is a shitpost.
>>4352761
oi m8 u wanna shitpost hear u betta take it up with teh governor
>>4352761
I want to put my knob in you're bread if you know what I mean ;DDDDD
>>4352761
This board is specifically designed for shitposting
>>4352765
why not doorstopper in my bread instead?
>>4352766
nice dubs
>>4352775
my benis can't stop doors :(
>>4352778
It can if you believe, Anonymous!
this place is for dubs and quality mems
>>4352854
whats a mem?
also checkem
So you want to be a sh*tposter, huh?
It's not easy.
This guide will teach you "thirty second sh*tpost" technique.
The basis of "thirty second sh*tpost" is lowercase typing only. No capitalization or punctuation. It reflects the very nature of the "thirty second sh*tpost".
"What should my post contain?"
The content of the post is a reflection of your spirit. As this is the "thirty second sh*tpost" you should approach your keyboard with the intention of sh*tposting and let it flow.
At first, you might feel daunted. In this case you may look at current sh*tposting trends and draw inspiration from them.
As a beginner, you may copy a sh*tpost you have seen before and give it your own distinct touch. As you do this you will begin to get the feel and develop your own style.
As with all arts, the proper form is important. sh*tposting is not as abstract as it seems.
Emoticons are allowed. However, xD, ;_;, :3 are the marks of an amateur and are to be avoided.
Genuine typing errors should be left in, but not made on purpose. Even a non-sh*tposter can discern an intentional typo from an unintentional one, and you will lose credibility.
There is one exception. Leaving the "S" off of words that should be pluralized. Used sparingly, this can boost your sh*tposting power by 15%.
Poor grammar is acceptable. Take a moment of deliberation to see if your post could benefit from it.
Many sh*tposts stand or fall on this point alone.
"Thirty second sh*tpost" technique does not place great emphasis on image uploaded. Though an advanced technique is re-using an image to establish a truly epic sh*tpost.
Use these guidelines as a foundation. You will discover unwritten rules as you progress.
It's said that a master cannot make a sh*tpost in thirty seconds, but thirty sh*tposts in a second.
This guide too, was made in thirty seconds.
So good luck! Find your own style and perfect it!
I look forward to seeing the power of your "thirty second sh*tpost"! がんばって!
Sources?
I need to fap to her shirt
>>4352869
this is a shitpost my man and ur massifve faggot
>>4352869
>amidoinitrite
So you want to be a sh*tposter, huh?
It's not easy. This guide will teach you "thirty sec sh*tpost" technique.
The basis of "thirty second sh*tpost" is lowercase typing only. No capitalization or punctuation. It reflects the very nature of the "thirty second shtpost". "What should my post contain?"
The content of the post is a reflection of your spirit. As this is the "thirty sec shtpost" you should approach your keyboard with the intention of shtposting and let it flow.
At first, you might feel daunted. In this case you may look at current sh*tposting trends and draw inspiration from them.
As a beginner, you may copy a sh*tpost you have seen before and give it your own distinct touch. As you do this you will begin to get the feel and develop your own style.
As with all arts, the proper form is important. sh*tposting is not as abstract as it seems.
Emoticons are allowed. However, xD, ;_;, :3 are the marks of an amateur and are to be avoided.
Genuine typing errors should be left in, but not made on purpose. Even a non-sh*tposter can discern an intentional typo from an unintentional one, and you will lose credibility.
There is one exception. Leaving the "S" off of words that should be pluralized. Used sparingly, this can boost your sh*tposting power by 15%.
Poor grammar is acceptable. Take a moment of deliberation to see if your post could benefit from it.
Many sh*tposts stand or fall on this point alone.
"Thirty second sh*tpost" technique does not place great emphasis on image uploaded. Though an advanced technique is re-using an image to establish a truly epic sh*tpost.
Use these guidelines as a foundation. You will discover unwritten rules as you progress.
It's said that a master cannot make a sh*tpost in thirty seconds, but thirty sh*tposts in a second.
So good luck! Find your own style and perfect it!
I look forward to seeing the power of your "thirty sec sh*tpost"! がんばって!
>jet fuel can melt steel beams
