remind that Yuji is my're friend
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Yuji Sakai? Is that you?
Yuji, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.
You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.
Nobody will remember Yuji Saka. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. Not even [s4s]'s. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
In short, you are an enormous failure.
Yuji, being that you're about 45 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.
The abhorrent failures that are memes such as "i make a le thread", "i lold so hard", and "why is the anime angry". Yuji Sakai, that is your legacy.
Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Yuji, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.
Maybe in a couple of years, Yuji, you'll have learned from your failure. I doubt it, though.
I genuinely doubt it.
>>4349825
LOL
>>4349830
don't bully me or my're friends!
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>>4349847
dumb faggot. WHY would you be his friend? he says nothing of real interest, awful at the english language and ineffective at getting his points across, no remarkable identity, no semblance of a niche value proposition, no charisma, no entertaining or fascinating traits to warrant any followers. he's nothing. give the hell up.
>>4349856
yuji friend ;_;
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4349859
pfft... idiot.
ilu yuji
>>4349859
nothin personnel, kid
I see............
>>4349911
blaze it 911
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