Suicide is a meme.
No matter how horrible your life is, how much shit you're in, how much you want to get out of it you are engineered to want to survive. No matter how much you want to fight it, you will always want to live, eat and reproduce. Therefore you will never, EVER willingly end your own life. It's just one of those dumb urban legends, every suicide case was most likely either an unforeseen accident or a murder that hasn't been fully revealed.
This is the truth.
Thanks for reading, papa bless.
if suicide is a meme
asian booties are a meme since they are just a commodity
kill yourself kek
>>4342021
i thought i was on r9k for a second
>>4342021
What if I accidentaly kill myself while trying to suicide in other way?
>>4342021
>papa bless
stopped reading right there
watching youtube is a very unintellectual hobby, find something better to do with your time. *fedora tip*
>>4342021
good because
I
LOVE
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEES
Suicide is a really, really good idea.
Every year I look back and think "if I had just offed myself last year I wouldn't be in this position now". What do I have to look forward to? More dank memes? No thanks; I'll take the dankest meme of all, and I'll take it to go.
>>4342519
>No thanks; I'll take the dankest meme of all, and I'll take it to go.
Best line ever! I hope you don't mind me borrowing it.
Don't try suicide, you won't like it.
>>4342948
he cant mind because hes dead
