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Hi. I'm Patrick Masurbateman. I traveled many-a mile to
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Hi. I'm Patrick Masurbateman. I traveled many-a mile to find the centre- no, the nest, the MOTHER SHIP of great dubs, trips, quads and so fourth. Such as "77", and "333"-, and who could forget "0000"?

My secret, (and I can't stress this enough) don't tell ANYBODY, my secret is that I love these digits. I love them too much. Some might call it a fetish. I call it a dark desire. I like to masturbate to these digits.

Please, /s4s/, I need to quit this. It is ruining my life, and I am at constant risk of my friends and family discovering this. If you can give me one spectacular orgasm, I will promise to stop.

Give me your BEST repeating digits.

Yours,
Patrick Masturbateman
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I'll see what I can do.
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>>4338814
Me too, fine sir. Me too.
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>>4338814
You've never been good at controlling your willpower anyway.
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haha master bait man

very fun
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YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE DUBS NEST
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>>4338814
creates dubs thread...
no one gets dubs in it...

typical s force failure
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>>4338854
dubs
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>>4338856
me too thanks
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dubs?
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>>4338814
The problem is, OP, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.
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>>4338906
"26 inches of irony layers"
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>>4338906
are you ironing me?
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