You have been visited by the crossdressing C programmer of Shimoshina Academy!
Good performance, triple indirection, and tail call optimization will come to you, but only if you post "Keep rewriting standard library functions, Hime!" in this thread.
Your fortune: Good Luck
just when i thought you couldnt get any more pathetic
you turn into a crossdressing weeb programmer
keep rewriting standard library functions, hime
>>4332629
Go away, Hime! I don't want to manage my own memory.
Hymen
Wow haha i like boys dressed like girls and i am the coder xD hahhoho how fitting
>>4332629
slit ya throat. murder. murder ya. stab you in ya fucken chest seventeen times. crack your skull open on the curb bitch. murder ya ugly mom. murder ya dirtbag dad. murder you faggot
Keep rewriting standard library functions, Hime!
hahaha, wow, that really is a crossdressing C programmer!
keep rewriting standard library functions, hime
>>4332629
Keep overflowing the stack, Hime!
>>4332629
This is a good thread. Everyone knows crossdressing makes you a better programmer! It's a scientific fact!
>>4333015
just like eating your keyboard makes you go hypernova.
whee
>>4332630
it is standard /g/ knowledge that best programming ability comes from crossdressing into a cute anime girl
At least use a good language like C++ you f*cking tool.
>>4334143
>C++
>good
keep overflowing the stack, hime!
>>4332629
Learn the return type of the toString() method, Hime...
okay lol
>>4335000
hey, that's three zeros
>>4333822
if i wear 2 skirts will i program twice as good?
>>4335252
There's diminishing returns on how much girl clothing/makeup/get-up(wigs/other accessories) you wear re: programming ability, but definitely packing on as much as possible, w/o 1. inhibiting your ability to type and think clearly and 2. looking egregious or camp, definitely bumps you up to near upper echelons very quickly
>>4335264
What if I'm naked and just think am a grill, will that work
>>4335277
ok that'll work
just make sure to wear a chastity cage so you don't get any weird ideas
>>4335277
get on getting dubs and it will work so good you are dick will explode and you'll actually become a grill
Keep rewriting standard library functions, Hime!
Your fortune: Godly Luck
uh oh! it's a loli! this thread was posted by the mind-control culture-creators to bump it. to keep it seen, keep it in view, to keep the pedo agenda alive. i see you, culture-demons, i see you loud and clear. i know what you're trying to do. painfully obvious, yet utterly ineffective to anyone who knows what's going on. this is an mkultra mind-control thread that is encouraging degeneracy, attempting to create the subconscious approval of deviant behavior and desire in the minds of its viewers. it's unfortunate, that these evil people and their army of lowly-shitstain minions exist, but they do. and this is their handiwork. if there is a hell, it is reserved for scum like them. garbage-beings that push these initiatives, however seemingly-subtle. hide the thread. proclaim the truth. this is an mkultra mind-control psyop thread.
>>4335441
GO BACK TO GODLIKEPRODUCTIONS FUCK