Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that!
I really fugging hate normies. I don’t care what color you are. I don’t care where you’re from. I don’t care what you do for a living. I don’t care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you’ve fugged. I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, celebrity obsessed, opinionated one of you. From right here in Toronto right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally. Every. Single. Last. One. Of. You. Fug love. Fuck your insipid grasping at some abstract concept of chemical imbalances and reasonless actions, fumbling around in the crowd trying to find some cinematic supposition for real human interaction. Fug lust, too. Fug you all, from the lowlife dirtbags that think dropping trou and waving the little soldier in a sloppy arc is a pick-up line to the sniveling of the desperate ‘nice guys’ who never get the girl due to a total lack of testosterone grown stones. Fug you all, from the crazy, under dressed sluts that judge a persons character by the price of their shirt, right down to the fat chicks that think personality is enough. Fug your culture. Fug your race. Fug your sense of entitlement. Fug your sense of uniqueness. Fug you all for the belief that you have something unique and interesting to contribute. Fug you for filling the internet with your useless garbage. Fug your blogs, your wikis, your forums. Fug your “roasting”. And most of all, fug whatever you believe. It’s all shit. Fug it. Fug your complaints. Fug your addictions. Fug your dependencies. Fug your pain. Fug your tears. Fug selling whatever it is you sell. Fug your manipulation of others. Fug movies. Fug fugging. Fug everything you own. Fug your allergies. Fug your stupid commons sense. Fug your spelling and fug your lack of education, or your ignorance, whatever is applicable. I don’t give a fug. Shut the fug up about it.
>>4328588
nice dubs
>>4328597
Yeah but none of that matters so I'm just going to live with as little effort as possible until I inevitably die.
A big part of why men grow up to be like this is the slacker culture in the mainstream. In school and with young people there is a culture of laziness, putting in the least amount of effort to get by, and often people who try hard are seen as well tryhards. There is also a culture of anti-intellectualism, which leads people to see school as just a way to fit in with their peers and make a living eventually, but less and less are thinking intelligently and loving the pursuit of knowledge. Learning has become just a way to pass a test not a noble pursuit. The one who cares the most often looks the worst today, and thus men have won the game of caring the least by throwing their social status and higher pursuits out the window. The one who cares and tries is mocked but the one who lives the easy way condemnation or insult means little as he is already at the bottom of the totem pole. And what does it really mean to be at the top or the bottom of society when the pleasures are largely the same? The rich and poor alike spend their nights drinking alcohol and doing other drugs. They both have casual sex and masturbation. They both have use of the endless internet. In previous times only Kings and nobles could afford things like running water, books, and music. Now all live like the kings of the past, so many have little incentive to achieve. The striving for success in the world today is like a cherry on top of the cake.
>>4328611
life is shit and i'm tired of people trying to fool themselves into thinking it's not
The next real literary “rebels” in this country might well emerge as some weird bunch of anti-rebels, born oglers who dare somehow to back away from ironic watching, who have the childish gall actually to endorse and instantiate single-entendre principles. Who treat of plain old untrendy human troubles and emotions in U.S. life with reverence and conviction. Who eschew self-consciousness and hip fatigue. These anti-rebels would be outdated, of course, before they even started. Dead on the page. Too sincere. Clearly repressed. Backward, quaint, naive, anachronistic. Maybe that’ll be the point. Maybe that’s why they’ll be the next real rebels. Real rebels, as far as I can see, risk disapproval. The old postmodern insurgents risked the gasp and squeal: shock, disgust, outrage, censorship, accusations of socialism, anarchism, nihilism. Today’s risks are different. The new rebels might be artists willing to risk the yawn, the rolled eyes, the cool smile, the nudged ribs, the parody of gifted ironists, the “Oh how banal.” To risk accusations of sentimentality, melodrama. Of overcredulity. Of softness. Of willingness to be suckered by a world of lurkers and starers who fear gaze and ridicule above imprisonment without law. Who knows.
What are you havin' there, Lucky Charms? All right, let me tell you the whole conspiracy behind Lucky Charms, man. So, all right. Look in the bowl. See the little crunchy wheat things? And they have all the vitamins and minerals, right? So they're not that tasty, are they? Yeah, well, they're shaped like little crosses and little fish - the ichthys symbol that the Greeks drew over their doors to signify they were Christians so the Romans wouldn't kill 'em. And then, the little marshmallow things - and those are, those are fun, aren't they? They sure are - but they have no nutrition, they're just sugary and colorful, and those are shaped like pentagrams and moons and clovers...traditional Pagan symbols. So the propaganda that Lucky Charms is tryin' to lay on you is that the path to Christianity, which is no fuckin' fun, but they will give you vitamins and keep you regular, and the path to Paganism, which is colorful and bright and sweet, but it'll rot your teeth and make you fat.
"You're welcome."
Does the thrill of anonymously attacking strangers over the internet get your chode to tickle? Perhaps you should consider paying your overdue bar tab. Oh wait im going to guess you dont leave that crusty old basement you call your home. Perhaps if you took one moment, one day, nay, one passing second to think about your situation in life you would realize that in the end nothing is worth while and that the most you can do to positively impact this world and all other worlds in the known universe is to finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch in the back of your mind. The thought you dare not acknowledge lest you finally man up the cojones, balls for your impoverished foolhardy ass, to FINALLY take that power cord, sticky and grimy with caked on layers of doritos crumbs, sweat, and semen. A frothy, disgusting mixture of bodily waste that so accurately sums up who and what you and your lifestyle represent: Absolute scum. Not one more second should pass where you continue to contribute to the enthropic heat death of known reality. Take that power cable. Take that disgusting mound of semen, rubber, and disgusting food particles. Take it. Take all 8 feet of it from the very wall in which its plugged to the half dismantled box that you use to type this message to me. Take it, and finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch. Tie it as tight as you can around your neck, make sure that one end is securely fastened to the ceiling, and take that final plunge. That final step off your bent and mangled chair, the unfortunate piece of plastic used to carry your morbidly obese welfare person. Take that final step. Take that final step into the halls of darness and obscurity. Do it. Kill yourself. For the good of all mankind.
>>4328620
I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make #### three times in succession without drawing out.In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell.
>>4328644
check'd
Let the youthful soul look back with the question: what have you truly loved up to now, what has elevated your soul, what has mastered it and at the same time delighted it? Place these venerated objects before you in a row, and perhaps they will yield for you, through their nature and their sequence, a law, the fundamental law of your true self. Compare these objects, see how one complements, expands, surpasses, transfigures another, how they form a stepladder upon which you have climbed up to yourself as you are now; for your true nature lies, not hidden deep within you, but immeasurably high above you, or at least above that which you normally take to be yourself.
Nietzsche, Schopenhauer As Educator
DON'T DO IT, OP! I've heard about that Melatonin shit. Just three tablets can leave you in a coma forever! Please don't do it! You have so much to live for! I was depressed like you once, and it was the worst two weeks of my life! But with the help of my boyfriend and friends, I was able to overcome my depression! Please, please don't do it, OP! Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Stop sounding so fucking... sad!
>>4328678
>Stop sounding so fucking... sad!
Dialy reminder that s4s is an elite club and you're not invited. If you don't understand the rules or you just got here recently the posters here don't like you. They look down on you like Bateman looked down on the homeless man in the movie. Supposedly the board is for funposting, but endless rules and nitpicking make it a slog by denying innate creativity. These people don't want you here because they judge you as stupid or rude or any number of other things, while somehow ignoring the fact that it's a board for shit.
pic related: one of the memes from s4s a while ago "when it was better"
fuck you you fat piece of shit. frogposters are all lame garbage that are killing this board. just kill yourself and save us the pain of your presence. go eat a dick and then kill yourself for shame. I literally hate you and everyone else who posts that STUPID frog picture EVERY DAMN DAY. You are LITERALLY the scum of the earth. Maybe someday you'll realize your true heritage and go live in the swamp swimming in mucky pond water all day. I am obviously a pinnacle of TRUE s4s culture, and YOU are the scum of the earth, and you lost the game. You can tell that I'm right because I'm saying these things, and I am a TRUE S4S poster, you're nothing but a phony. A phony blob picking out that picture of Pepe over and over to post online for all to see.
Hey guys, just stopping in to let you know that esfores is absolute sh*t now. It used to be good and now it's sh*t. And it's because of the fignewtons. If you got here after January 2014 you are a newfig and you need to leave. It's your kind who ruined this board. You are terrible people. Stupid people f*cked everything up. Pic related, it's a REAL meme like we had back in the day.
My life is one series of ironic events after another. I sleep every night because it is trendy, but I don't actually rest. Resting is sincerity and honesty, it's a thing that grounds us to the core of being human and refreshes the senses, which obscure minds have ruled out as "completely and totally bullshit". And so, even if my eyes are squeezed shut and my chest heaves gently with the rolling march of involuntary function, I am not at rest. I am simply in a stage of incoherence. Every morning I wake up and drink water, and I smile while doing so, as the central idea of drinking water is done to alleviate a sincere bodily need: thirst. I do so out of artistic and authorial humor. The idea of thirst is is not so much manufactured as it is something to be overcome through the power of irony. My day progresses in this fashion, while I contemplate how tomorrow I can further overcome my own sense of irony and the profound lack of genuine interests in my own life.
hey that's pretty cool. Everyone told me though when I had a mustache I let it be too wide. Do you have a grooming guide for them
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha?
Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.
I’m definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye’s spinach. I’m talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye’s spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.
HYDROGEN: Good evening. I would like to begin by introducing myself. My name is Hydrogen and I come from a low income neighborhood where life is not very comfortable. I've stolen many things, and have been involved in many altercations, most of which have ended in gunfire. In addition to this, I've had sexual intercourse with a great number of the opposite sex. In contrast, and despite the lack of legitimate evidence, I believe you to have been in a involved in a number of homosexual activities. Activities I, and my companions, look down upon. I am so much stronger than you and, my powers of rhetoric are so much greater than yours, that you can employ an army of some sort to aid in your fight with me; but I would of course prevail because I am stronger than you. I'm sure I needn't remind you of my place of birth where and, as as I explained before, the living conditions are much worse than in your aforementioned city of residence. I would like to stop here for a moment and remind you that I am in fact orating with little, or no, prior preparation, an act commonly referred to as "freestyling." Once again, and I think this bears repeating, I would like to restate my claim that I am, in fact, much stronger and, have endured a larger number of hardships then you. Hardships which have left me with an aggressive behavior and imposing demeanor which I believe frightens you. I know of a woman with whom you have had sexual intercourse. I, too, have had sexual intercourse with said woman and she complained to me of your less then exemplary performance in bed. She went on to explain to me in graphic details the dimensions and particulars of your genitals; and I tell you what she said was not very generous, Sir. In conclusion, I would like to leave you with a brief summary of my argument: you sir are a weak, timid, and untrustworthy homosexual. The city in which you live is not nearly as difficult to live in, nor is it in such a high state of disrepair as mine.
(cont)
I am superior monologist in this debate, and any claim to the contrary will result in physical violence, and perhaps even death.
BOOST: And a good day to you too, Sir. I would like to rebut your previous claims in a improvisational and rhythmic manner. I was given the name "Boost" by my peers. The alleged facts you have uncovered in regards to me are unfounded and without merit. My birthplace is not only vastly inferior to yours, but my neighbors are also much more resilient. In terms to your claim of my sexuality: Sigmund Freud theorized that, in some cases, the Semi-conscious mind manifests repressed desires therefore leading me to believe that you, Sir, are indeed the homosexual. In fact, I once had a romantic rendezvous with your biological mother; in which fellatio was performed forthwith, and without explanation. The encounter lasted several hours and many unspeakable acts were implemented. I paid her for her services and no subsequent contact, neither verbal nor physically, has been made. I brandish a 9 millimeter pistol in which I stole from a man involved in a gang related turf war. I fired the pistol several times and in some cases critically wounded those with whom I was in contest with. I would like to inform the audience that I engage in the sale and consumption of illegal narcotics on a regular basis. Speaking candidly; I am in no form Intimidated, or fearful, of your actions as I have been involved in countless altercations which have ended less than favorably. In summation, your argument denotes a lack of intellectual honestly on your part. It is my contention that this matter would best be solved with fisticuffs. I believe I will be victorious in this regard.
***FIGNEWTON GUIDE***
1. be nice to other posters, because, as le pink grill says "this is nice board".
2. try to use more privileged, nicer words such as
-f*g >>> -fig
f*ck >>> fug
sh*tposting >>> funposting
troll >>> master ruseman
lol >>> lel/toplel/topkek/kek
newf*g >>> fig newton
3. if a person uses green text
>like this
always respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the source of green text quotes.
4. please do not post lewd images on this board. we are family friendly and discourage any postings of it.
5. bump the current kek thread to make it the most replied thread in existence, and to keep keks at the top of all keks.
6. "letting dubs go unchecked is murder" -le daily remembrance face
if you see someone get dubs/trips/quads/a GET, you must respond to them congratulating their dubs/trips/quads/GET
7. if anyone acts #rude and disobeys this guide, please show them to their correct boards, for example >>>/b/ if they post #lewd and say mean things, >>>/a/ or >>>/jp/ if they spam the board with anime like boku no skrillex, or >>>/newpol/ if they hate on nelson mandela or privilege. after responding to them like this, HIDE their threads, IGNORE their posts, and DO NOT REPLY to these people. (and report where necessary)
8. this board is owned in joint by gippo dudee, le dubs man aka patrick bateman, the purple palm tree men (moderators) and mot (the creator of four chan). all issues may be directed towards the latter two, and gippo dudee shall remind you of his ownership daily.
9. we encourage making your own memes. try to find COMEDY GOLD in any current situation and make OC from it. post your memes everywhere constantly and encourage others to do the same. it worked with kek, it worked with mandela, it worked with froge, it can work with you!
10. on certain dates, you will prepare to do things like never before. try to take part in these and be prepared
11. dubs, check em.
that's all :^)
#fortune general
>How can I check my fortune?
You can check your fortune by typing "fortune" without quotes in the Options field of your post.
>Why should I check my fortune?
You need to do so in order to post on [s4s].
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Have fun! Remember, this is a nice board!
According to Determinism everything happens according to the laws of physics. This includes the actions of human beings. We are organisms that seek to feel good by doing things that set off chemicals in the mind that make us feel good. This pleasure seeking is how all beings operate.
People then are essentially just systems that operate like a machine, like a math equation. Anything you do is just a string of chemical reactions in your mind that seek pleasure. But free will exists and the spirit exists.
-dxlevel 81 -full -w 1400 -h 900 -console -novid -useforcedmparms -noforcemaccel -noforcemspd
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
chaika?
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>>4328744
nice dubs
What the zoobidey flip-flop-bop did you just say about me, you flippidy zoob woobity? I'll have you know I zooped and flooped to the top of my class in the zobbler wobbler, and I've rop-wop-flopped in numerous shoobidy doobidies on floppity pudding, and I have over 300 shibbidy bops. I am trained in flap-floppities and I'm the top doober in the entire shibbidy. You are nothing to zoobidy-me but just another zoobidy. I will zoop you the blop out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this floobidy Earth, mark my flibbidy flop. You think you can flop away with zoobing that doobie-woobie to me over the Interzoobies? Think again, flap-flopper. As we speak I am zipping my blopping bloop of flobbidies across the boopidy and your floopidy is being flopped right now so you better poopidy for the big zoobidy flop party, son. You're jeeber zeebered, son. I can be anywhere, any-flopping-time, and I can zoop and woop you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my boobidy shoobidies. Not only am I extensively zooped in zip-wop, but I have access to the entire zabber of the Zap Wop Muggity Top and I will zoop it to its full extent to flap your flobbity flob off the face of the zoobie, you zabber wabber. If only you could have known what zopping fury your little "zoopity" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have zooped up. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you flapping babbling shooby-wooper. I will zip zop all over you and you will drown in it. You're zooped, son.
They accuse you of what they are doing to you.
ytmnd, fark, 4chan, maddox and somethingawful
Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out, who was left?
Dialy rememberer taht [r9k] and [s4s] are like ying to the yang together.
any amount of time that these dubs have gone unchecked is too long, checking now
nice dubs
#checked
They call me Ace World 'cause I trump 'em every time.
Please refrain from posting explicit pictures or material on /s4s/. This is a Christian board, and we could lose our Christian Mingle sponsorship.
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Your fortune: Excellent Luck
SHAAAAAAAAAAALOOOOOOOOOOOM SHALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
*rubs hands greedily*
SO WAIT A MINITE
*raises interest rate*
so you're telling me
*spins a dreidl*
so you're telling me
*lies*
SHALOM so you're saying
*checks for nearest temple*
so you're telling me
*collects rent*
wait a minute here
*rubs hands and smiles greedily*
shalom, so you're saying...
*complains to the manager*
so you're saying
*opens suit an a court of law*
wait a minute so youre saying
*tweets about holocaust and goes to holocaust rememberance ceremony*
we're going to be
*muh heritage*
we're about to
*looks over nose*
shalom, we're going to be
*raises rent*
so we're going to
*instinctively looks around for cheap food*
so you're saying that we are
*calls mother*
we're about to
*checks bank account*
so we're going to
*spreads multiculturalism*
about to
*complains*
shalom, we're about to
*remembers holocaust silently*
wait a sec
*strokes paycheck pensievely*
we're going to be
*lights menorah*
about to be
*eats latkes*
we're going to be
*grabs cash and checks serial numbers*
going to
*participates in black culture*
wait a second friend
*reads anti-Christian propaganda*
so you're saying that we're
*asks a difficult question*
about to
*finds loophole in the law*
we're going to
*counts shekels*
AAAALLLLUUU AKKKBAAARARARR
*bombs Israel*
SO MY FRIEND
*rapes loli*
MY BROTHER WE'RE
*receives arms shipment*
GOING TO BE UHH
*purchases slave*
WE SHALL BE
*beheads apostate*
PERHAPS SEEING THE..
*releases foul musk*
OR MAYBE A LITTLE BIT OF
*becomes asylum seeker*
WE REALLY SHOULD BE AHH
*strangles daughter for showing her hair to a man*
I THINK YOU'RE SAYING WE SHOULD..
*Fires AA missile battery*
SO YOU THINK WE WILL
*walks pet tiger*
AH YES WE CERTAINLY WILL BE
*beats wife no 3*
Now there is a final reason I think that Jesus says, "Love your enemies." It is this: that love has within it a redemptive power. And there is a power there that eventually transforms individuals. Just keep being friendly to that person. Just keep loving them, and they can’t stand it too long. Oh, they react in many ways in the beginning. They react with guilt feelings, and sometimes they’ll hate you a little more at that transition period, but just keep loving them. And by the power of your love they will break down under the load. That’s love, you see. It is redemptive, and this is why Jesus says love. There’s something about love that builds up and is creative. There is something about hate that tears down and is destructive. So love your enemies.
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FUG D-442 Hungarian armoured reconnaissance vehicle at the military training base in Csobánka
