Summer is coming up, and we all know what that means:
Newfags.
So, I propose a system to identify newfags easily. We'll force a new meme for the next month or so, and whoever picks up on it will be easily identified as a newfag. Now, this has worked with previously established memes like Baneposting. If you'll notice, the worst meme content comes out during the months of summer.
My proposal for the new meme is "Turtle turtle", or Turtleposting. I'll post an example of Turtleposting as a reply. I encourage suggestions for newfag identification memes and I really hope this project takes off.
>>4327439
Turtle_turtle
>>4327439
>Newfags.
nope, just the underaged that no longer has things that occupy so much of their time so it becomes more rampant.
>>4327439
We call them new friends here
>>4327453
Truuuuuu
>>4327566
nice dubs my deer friend
>>4327453
this but unironically
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>4327439
if you say newfag that means you're new here, my friend
>>4327439
if youre still bothered by newfags, you care too much about this site. i first started coming here in 2009, you get used to it
>>4327439
4tane44 friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhgEgd7jg44
Why do we need some mean of identifying newFRIENDS though? To me it seems more like the situation in which we can see the newcomers some of which may merge easily into our community - in that case i don't see any need to force them to stand out by teaching them some ridiculity- the others may not and they would stand out anyway.
In any case we are friendly and open group, so i am all for helping them feel comfortable and welcome rather than making it hard for them.
I appreciate your idea of a turtle, bro, but the motive behind it is not very nice.
>>4327439
Why do we need some mean of identifying newFRIENDS though? To me it seems more like the situation in which we can see the newcomers some of which may merge easily into our community - in that case i don't see any need to force them to stand out by teaching them some ridiculity- the others may not and they would stand out anyway.
In any case we are friendly and open group, so i am all for helping them feel comfortable and welcome rather than making it hard for them.
I appreciate your idea of a turtle, bro, but the motive behind it is not very nice.
>>4327607
I didnt mean to post it twice. Sorry, my phone does weird things
let's force turtleposting as a meme for welcoming newfriends
>>4327439
Bane?
>>4327439
rude! that's SO rude! do not bully ppls ;(
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>4327833
>33
very nice dubs
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
pls use the term "newfriend" or "fignewton" while browsing on [s4s]
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4327841
thanks for all your hard work
>>4327825
FOR YOU
>>4327833
>>4327841
I found a new meme.
>>4327968
o
>>4327968
Please use the proper format.
Find G*ds match for you.
Am I not TURTLEY enough for the TURTLE crowd?
>>4327605
Well said my good sir
I want you all to be nice to the newfags
>>4328220
That's a good mute
WAIT EVEYBODY JSUT CALM DOWN A SECOND
If we;re all turtleposting to get the turtleposting rolling.............................won't we just mistake each other for newfags?
>>4328260
it appears that you've revealed OP's master ruse
>>4328270
You're right, we need some memey and easily exploitable turtle image, once this circulates we can identify the newfags by edits, or maybe what we could do is change the turtle meme image every week, and so if newfags continue to use the old ones they'll be revealed.
>>4328274
i dunno i mean it's already pretty easy to spot newfriends i don't see why we need to manufacture this elaborate scheme
>>4328282
You.... you DO know why we do that right? Oh my god I'm talking to a new fag
>>4328287
hey that's pretty cool. everybody told me though when i had a mustache i let it be too wide. do you have a grooming guide for them
>>4327439
Please refrain from posting explicit pictures or inappropriate material on /s4s/. This is a Christian board, and we could lose our Christian Mingle sponsorship.Find G*ds match for you.
>>4328288
Holy fuck he's losing his mind I don't know what to do any more, I don't think he even knows where he is he's trying to be random
>>4328288
OH FUCK AND HE GOT DUBS
>>4328294
thanks for revealing yourself as the real newfig
>>4328302
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE
>>4327439
best me-me of all times
guys i have $2 bills am i rich? :D
>>4327439
come get ya meme bwois
>>4328829
<- this should be the new fag identifying meme
>>4328834
This.
Trutle
>>4328848
Cup Cake
I want to stick my left big toe into my nose
>>4328860
Are you too chubby to be able to reach it dude? I can't put my foot behind my head but I have a foot fetish and at least I can stroke my dick with my own foot hahaha
>>4328875
Pls teach me your skills , sensei
>>4328877
exquisite dubbles very good
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
How do we know if turtle posters aren't oldfigs pretending to be newfigs to mess with the regular figs, you know troll figs?
>>4327439
Oh shit summer's here? I remember last summer like it was yesterday, that was fast
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>4327439
are there such things as oldfriends left on this website? they all migrate or die
FROGE
>>4329192
yes there are :^)
