Who is ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
>>4326938
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ is ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ or ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ depending on the context
>>4326938
a massive faggot
I am a ">=^]", not a stupid "ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ".
>>4326938
Yes beare is hear to answer questions
>>4326953
Fuck you!
I like beare!...
>>4327008
Tell us all about beareself.
>>4326953
That's debatable
>faggot=burden
>>4327008
You're an ewwy bear
>>4327008
ever see that one movie called monster?
it had charlize theron
and she had her eyebrows shaved for the whole movie for some reason.
>>4327013
Well beare is a 25 year old, fat white male of Celtic descent. Beare sold his sexuality to a demon to get the emotional strength to leave beares toxic girl friend when beare was 20 and beare is actually content not having sex any more
>>4327029
Beare has not seen that
>>4327044
>44
dubs
nice.
You haven't had sex in five years?
how fat are you?
>>4327050
Old pic but should still be viable
>>4327050
Its not really noticeable with. Beares shirt on
>>4327060
Holy shit, I suddenly feel a lot better about myself!....
...No offense, beare.
>>4327060
timestamp
>>4327070
Nice dubs, and it takes more than that to offend beare. Beare has a rumored big dick but beare doesn't believe the rumors which somehow makes them worse
>>4327076
Just a sec
>>4327044
Celtic descent?
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>>4327088
nice dubs
>>4327076
>>4327093
>Expand
This is ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ's fetish please don't get him started
>>4327097
I'm going to masturbate to this.
>>4327100
dubs checking dubs
>>4327093
Irish, Scottish, German, Norwegian, Swedish, danish, uhhh English beare thinks maybe some Russian mostly Irish beare thinks
>>4327008
What music do you like?
>>4327103
You are a weird one but okay, if it helps you any beare is also schizophrenic
>>4327116
that's too bad.
>>4327097
tbh beare, I wish I had the confidence to show myself like you do...even in public...And I'm nowhere as near as big or hairy...
.....My body confidence is just some of the root of my depression...
>>4327109
Mixed
Post dick
>>4327113
Tool, old korn. Beare is judged a lot for liking disturbed, maluka, Bach, Mozart, the pretty reckless. Otep, skillet, beare is also judged for liking 3 days grace. And Florence + machine. Oh beare almost forgot Voltaire
>>4327131
Beare has already done that under anonymous and doesn't want it associated with the beare brand
>>4327135
R U READAYYYYY? ? ?
>>4327083
>durr it dont matter im fat cuz my dick is fuck huge
>>4327135
LISTEN TO THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL2HKKrY7sM
DO YOU LIKE IT?
PL;S RESPOND
>>4327124
That's not alright bro. Beare just no longer cares about attracting a mate beare used to be skinnier and shave
>>4327144
Nice dubs
>I can see I can see I can see I am going blind.
>>4327149
Shave your stomach?
>>4327149
We love you beare.
>>4327145
Who are you quoting?
Why speak in third person?
>>4327147
This is more beares style of whore https://youtu.be/p4gFe3gRcb0
Not bearman then
https://youtu.be/MJZjSHG6tBY
>>4327154
Beare doesn't want to believe that's the real bonnie, its easier to accept that you are just a random person on 4chan trying to fuck with beare
>>4327168
who is bonnie?
>>4327153
Beare would shave beares everything in beares teens when beare had less hair to shave beare had a very close "friend" that used to shave beare for beare, and sometimes she would request to dress beare as well so beare sometimes wore womens clothing while we cuddled.
>>4327173
>>4327171
She's a girl who beare used to know. She convinced bear that she was in love with beare then after one drunken night were beare is unsure exactly what happened she denied ever meeting beare before and saying that beare intimidates her. From what beare remembers we made plans to start talking to each other through s4s right before sparkles showed up but beare can't confirm we even made those plans or if we did if she ever came. Every once in a while beare receives a message that seems to be from her but beares therapist has instructed beare to ignore them as she either wants nothing to do with beare like she told everyone else or she only has malicious intent
>>4327044
thats all you got for your sexuality........
how did you go about this faustian tradeoff
>>4327187
Damn that's rough.
Any chance you'll be posting more photos?
>>4327175
Beare eventually lost his virginity to that girl but beare was asleep for it and she cut beares dick for some reason
>>4327190
>>4327196
what's up with that tan line?
You're much more interesting than girl number 4 btw.
>>4327188
Beare prayed to god for the strength to leave her when a demon appeared saying he could help me with that but the catch is beare could never have sex again or else Beare would fall in love with her all over again beare was feeling pretty oversexed at the time so beare laughed and agreed. The next day beare felt nothing for her and told her off. She stuck around for a few weeks after that but eventually beare kicked her out.
>>4327209
That's the phone shadow. And its probably because beare isnt trying to convince people beare is something beare isn't other than a beare that is
>>4327196
You hand is almost as big as LoLo's
>>4327220
LoLo is big and strong from chopping down mountains.
>>4327220
Except beares is hairy
>>4327220
AAAAAAHA0-HA-AHHA
>>4327191
Um, huh? 0_o
>>4327218
Beare doesn't know if beare should be inspired or insulted
>>4327212
HOW DA DEMONNE APPEAR???
I BELIEVE THIS
>>4327227
Beare still has the scar, not sure if it'll show up on camera though
>>4327155
That is because beare used to do that when beare had some personality issues so it would be less noticeable when beare switched personalities because the other personality referred to beare as if beare was a different person
>>4327230
He walked out of a shadowy corner and spread his arms saying "I think I can help with that" he was wearing a suit and his body was a featureless shadow
>>4327245
You rang?
>>4327244
NO WAY MORE DEETS ARE YOU FOR REAL
>>4327250
Is lolo a voodoo child (slight return)?
>>4327251
It left such an impact on beares life that beare dresses up as the demon every easterthe costume is falling apart though
>>4327251
Ah, the caps of sarcasm
>>4327259
AND YOU WERE NOT SCARE WHEN IT HAPPENT? FULLY AWAKE AND SOBER? I AM SHOCK
>>4327253
Egg-Zacktly
>>4327259
post costume pls
>>4327262
You do realize beare already mentioned beares schizophrenia
>>4327268
>>4327277
that's a long filename and two 7's
>>4327277
>77
What am I looking at here?
>>4327263
Beares schizophrenia had beare associating with demons since beare was 13 sure the first one beare saw scared beare but after beare started studying black magic beare got less and less scared
>>4327282
A suit jacket a red dress shirt black slacks and a black zentai finished off with a set of red wings
>>4327269
s-so it was not rly demonne., it was a ... a part of u that wanted a thing and by somehow visualizing it you were able to make that change in your life... surely it was not demonne... rite ur just using a allegorical device? u are just using poetic license right ? personifying a thought process? yea that must be it..
>>4327285
WOOAOH WOAH RLYYY Y Y Y YRLYYYY Y Y Y WOAOOH WOA WHAT HAVE U LEARNED FROM THEM WAT DO U KNOW WHY U DO DA BLAK MAGIC ARE U SCARED FOR UR ETERNAL SOUL FOR ASSOCIATING WITH SUCH SHADY CHARACTERS WHY WOULD YOU PRAY TO GOD AND NOT JUST A DEMONNE YOUR STORY DOES NOT CHECK OUT...
Beare is strong! I'm rootin' for ya :]
>>4327289
No beare believes it was a demon, therapist think beare is schizophrenic, beare explained it how beare experienced it. Take from it what you like but beare hasn't even felt the urge for sex since. Frankly beare feels the demon did two favors for beare and asked for nothing in return
>>4327301
Just get naked
>>4327301
Will you go to heaven?
>>4327305
mm yea i know rite? im wondering the same thing. it would appear from stories of lore that a demon asks for a persons soul in return for something, in this case they seem to have only asked for beare's sexual energy so its conceivable that he could still end up upstairs
>>4327292
Beare went down the path of the dark arts when beare first heard the voice of god telling beare that beare is supposed to trigger the appocolypse and beare tried summoning a demon first and it didn't work so finally beare started praying to god saying beare would forsake the dark arts and become a priest beare just needed the strength to leave this toxic woman that beare somehow fell in love with, that's when the demon appeared
>>4327314
how would you recommend going about getting a demon to give you life advice
>>4327305
Lol no beare wants to rule hell so even if beare starts floating up beare is gonna do everything in beares power to go down stairs
>>4327320
Sweet christ
>>4327318
follow these instructions and tell no one
>>4327318
Meditate and search for one in the either, when beare was 14-16 beare made many demon friends they loved that beares first imagery friend was named Lucifer but beare doubts he's ever talked to the real Lucifer he was just beares favorite angel from the bible and beare feels god has shown many times what an uncaring dick he is while Lucifer only desires to make us better than what we are
>>4327324
Tin foil blocks psychic energy you won't make contact with that shit
>>4327334
u r the literal tinfoil salesman lol
>>4327343
But why would you want to protect your self from demons just treat em nice and they are the friendliest bunch in the world. Much nicer than humans
>>4327354
I hear you have dox on LoLo.
Is this true?
>>4327397
That would be mudkipz. Beare has seen a picture that may or may not have been LoLo and back when LoLo was poodle paws beare freaked out thinking LoLo was the girl beare did so much to get away from but beare can't confirm details like LoLos real name or where she lives, why don't you try asking mudkipz next time you see him
>>4327406
Post the photo
>>4327409
Beare is on phone and the photo is on mudkipz flashdrive if he even saved it. Why don't you try talking to LoLo on irc that's how mudkipz got the info
>>4327419
She said to ask you.
>>4327427
She hasn't informed beare of this. Mudkipz got into quite a bit of trouble with her just for saying she was a girl. Looking what's become of it, beare can see why
>>4327429
Okay, good night.
Good thread btw.
>>4327454
Good night, are you going to dox beare? /b/ already tried and failed miserably couldn't even get the right Continent
u really do belong here
>>4327457
Nah, I wouldn't do that to you, Charles.
have a good one.
>>4327457
aren't you mudkipz?
>>4327460
That's way closer than /b/ got. They thought beares name was max clarke
>>4327459
Beare will consider that a compliment
>>4326938
**YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY le POTATO WOMAN. POST THIS IS 3 threads or jesus christ does not love you! 95% of people will not post this... and they will become potato**
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>>4327469
Where would you hear that slanderous rumor. Probably from mudkipz directly that guy is such a troll
>>4327482
yes he got on irc before claiming to be you
>>4327488
Rumor dubs
>>4327135
wow beare ur a plebeian faggot
>>4327477
good dobel
>>4327598
What do you listen to then?
>>4327598
Beare did say beare was judged a lot
>>4328115
Have you seen the south park episode guest starring korn as a scooby doo parody? Favorite episode ever.
>>4328203
Yes
