making this thread for no reason. ppl can chat w/ me if they're bored. friend i wanted to watch movies with and cook for is unavailable at the moment. ;_; i'm off work today also and pretty much have fuck all to do.
i haven't played nethack much recently but i'm doing that again now. i just got a floating eye corpse! and thus telepathy. i still sux at this game but i'm trying!
>>4325389
Oh hey, how's life
here is a conundrum, is the statue of a floating eye floating? xD i dunno... i always wonder this when i see one of those.
>>4325397
things are going well enough. like i said ppl i wanted to bother have stuff going on, so i'm bored.
lolo can I see your face?
>>4325404
i've never posted anything personally identifiable here and don't intend on starting now
>>4325410
i don't know what i'm making tonight, but nothing special. have any ideas for a future thread?
okey so i'm on dlvl 4 and it appears i've finally found the entrance to the mines cuz there are two downstairs here... i don't think i should explore there yet though.
>>4325407
do you ever intend on starting?
>>4325416
have you ever done a homemade pizza one? that might be fun. i feel like you have though.... huh now that i'm thinking about it you've been making those threads for years now. i really can't remember all the different foods you've made and presented. hmm.. i dunno i can't think of anything else really. i'll be sure to make a suggestion if i think of something though
>>4325422
>22
nice dubs!
i've done pizza before. doing it again wouldn't hurt. or i could do a thread for like focaccia bread pizza.
guise there is a fire ant and i have no escape items... am i gonna die? D: i guess i'll try and fight it...
yep i died.. oh and one of those unidentified wands i had was teleportation... ._.;; lol
why u no paly with the new graphics? the mobile version even has even more graphic sets too
okey i'm starting a new game. priestess again but this time chaotic.
Erm, I cant help but notice that you didnt respond to my earlier post, the one being >>4325420 , and I just wanted to reiterate by previous questiong: LoLo, could you please give me a lead as to where I could possible find you? I have a love that burns...
Zepplin is eeting
>>4325437
cuz i'm playing on NAO which is i guess the cool way to do it, seems like... i do play on mobile some but i haven't recently. i've been using ascii there too tho, since i started on nao some.
>>4325450
i live somewhere in texas. lol. i'm not looking for love, anon.
okey update.. i found a shop on dlvl2, a general store, but it didn't look like anything useful was in it. i was able to price identify the scroll i'd picked up as a scroll of identify. i didn't bless it cuz i only have one so far.
the cat fell down a trap door (oopssss). i'll try and find him later but it's OK for now. i found a wand of speed monster (identified by engrave testing it) so i was able to make myself fast, which is nice.
>>4325457
everybodys looking for something
This is a good thread.
i finally found the shop on dlvl 3 and... this is the most pathetic general store ever.
>>4325521
thx nodorka!
oh sh*t.... pls don't let this be where i die >_<;;;
i bought a blessed studded leather armor in the shop but i didn't have time to put it on cuz a jackal was about to walk into the shop so i went to get it (so the shopkeep wouldn't own the corpse), and there is a werejackal right next to it who just summoned halp.. ;_;
no escape items :// i haven't prayed yet so when i'm almost dead i'll try that.
>>4325512
i'm not.
>nethack
i love you
i prayed at 4 hp and lived o_O;;;
>>4325544
>44
i love ur dubs.
lol i don't think anyone is interested in what's going on in my game but it's fun to report my goings on in it. *shrugs*
>>4325553
i'm interested because i've never played this game before and don't totally understand how it works
>>4325553
thanks fam
I'm too much of a normie for s4s so I'll just normalpost
I fucking love nethack
finally i'm reunited with my kitty pal, Zepplin! :D
>>4325557
it takes a bit to learn how to play. my brother got me playing it some when i was a kid. i started playing it again last year and i've learned a lot, cuz i'm reading spoilers and stuff this time.
>>4325559
cool. i'm not very good at it lol >_<
ughhhh. not dead yet but there was a pony and it was kicking my butt so my only choice was to tame it with my clove of garlic...
what should i name the pony? ;p note that i'll probably abandon it, i don't really want two pets atm..
genocide @
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
alright pls advice me.... i need food badly. the only comestibles i have are an egg (almost certainly rotten) and sprig of wolfsbane. i am on turn 2482 and i last prayed about turn 1700. i think that is too soon to pray. >_<
what do???
>>4325609
i have no means to! i'll prob die soon anyways pls advice!1
>>4325620
eat your dog/cat lol
Niggerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>4325627
that gives a bad intrinsic and killing ur pet angers ur god so... no. i think i'll eat the wolfsbane (it's only 40 nutrition >_<) and hope i find something to eat soon. i'll wait until i'm fainting to try praying.
lolo i...
>>4325633
Great Dubs
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Wow
>>4325630
eat that fugen wild horse lol
ok i'm practically tearing my hair out with stress.. i'm gonna get some coffee..
i found a blessed lamp, which if it's a magic lamp means it's very likely i'll be granted a wish. now i know wishing increases prayer timeout right? so i can't rub it until after i've solved my food situation. i ate a monkey but that's only 50 nutrition and i'm not to turn 2700 yet.. so i'm very unsure about how safe praying now would be >_<;;;;;;;;;;;;
>>4325644
>44
nice dubs but i left it on the level above and it's tame...
OK i'm gonna do it... wish me luck! i made some green tea, instead of coffee actually.
yay i'm good. all that worrying for nothing O_O
now about that potential wish....
awww yissssss
i think i'll wish for a +2 blessed greased gray dragon scale mail. sound like a good wish to y'all?
cool i even got the wished for enchantment. (my mace rusted from a water trap btw >_<) my AC is -5 now. i'm pleased with that for the moment.
>>4325704
silver is the true superior dragon scale mail lol, what the point of magic resistance if you have reflection?
>>4325725
i don't know, lol. i know u can get that with an amulet tho. and it's helpful for like polymorph traps and stuff, right? i really don't know which is better.
>>4325742
i dont know either im sure gray has some specific advantages over silver i just always get silver
>>4325752
https://nethackwiki.com/wiki/GDSM_versus_SDSM
here is an article. idk. apparently silver provides some protection against polymorph traps (u turn into a silver dragon but don't lose ur armor), but i'd prefer gray obv. if the sokoban prize is the amulet...
i'm not gonna worry about it but i might get silver next time. i still haven't died yet btw. this is turning out to be a decent game.
LoLo is an illegal Muslim immigrant and must be deported.
>Make America Great Again
retarded blathering piece of shit. dirtbag cunt
>>4325843
haha i dont think muslims can even into nethack tbh
fat ugly dirtbag bitch fuck off
no girl worth glancing at would start a thread like this i mean holy shit your friend likely desperately found the fuck something else to do because they're repulsed by your dumpy face, dumpcunt. dumpsterbitch
ugly dumpsterbitch be bloated elsewhere your gutfat is seeping into the thread somehow
gross gutfat
a trapdoor opened below me and i fell into the oracle level. since my armor is not total garbage should i press on to sokoban, or back track and go for the mines? food is becoming an issue again, and sokoban always has lots of food... i'm separated from Zepplin again but i'm not really gonna worry about that at the moment.
>>4325843
ok??
>>4325853
i can amuse myself however i so please. u can hide the thread if it bothers u so much.
>>4325856
i don't have a big gut. ffs
such a boring piece of shit game lmao oh my god how poor is this cunt, u think? mad poor. i think she has so little left after rent that she just decides i'll make cooking my hobby so i can spend all my disposable income on groceries and not feel like i'm drowning financially lmaoao
>>4325866
go away
>>4325865
food's an issue for you period.
fat crap play the game on your own you dunty dumbass
>>4325866
>66
nice dubs. i'm not drowning financially or i wouldn't buy nice food. i don't know why i'm bothering replying to you.
why do you hate me so much? i actually made an effort to be nice to you way back when. you take care of a disabled cat right? i think that's sweet and shows you have a heart in there somewhere.
>>4325868
h'haa! u like that one? its nice to get a novel idea in such an otherwise brainless thread. stupid bitch navigating a letter through slashes and dots wasting her afternoon she must have a BUSTED-ass face like WOW i bet at least one glaring defect as well
>>4325877
>why do you hate me so much?
HAH, i win.
i made an effort to be nice to you not so long ago and u squandered the opportunity.
i have a couple cats they're not fuggen disabled lol
>>4325845
calm down
>>4325847
calm down
>>4325853
calm down
>>4325856
calm down
>>4325864
calm down
>>4325866
calm down
>>4325869
calm down
>>4325878
calm down
>>4325878
<i don't liek ur game so ur ugly!
lol.... so illogical. so.. do you ever do any solitary activities? yes? does that imply the same about you then? i'm not calling you ugly i'm just pointing out what you say doesn't make any sense.
>>4325883
ok so ... friends pls? i'd prefer you not be like this.
>>4325888
nice trips
>>4325888
yea i do but girls usually fall into different patterns of behavior if they're the slitest bit fukkable. you on this shit game you keep talkin about makes me think there's somethin very wrong. few things keepin you from bein fukkable.
or you could just finally admit you're a guy.
i will put this behind us but by god if u get nasty to me again i will get back at it tenfold. of course this leaves room for imposters to wreak havoc but let's hope they dont....
luv-luv-luvvin dat lo-lo muff! cant get enuff!
i want to penetrate the lo-lo
(in her vag) [with my wang]
>>4325897
so any female who posts here is bound to be hideous? most men are not very picky you know (which implies nothing about myself). you know literally nothing about me and your constant off the wall speculation is downright creepy. i have no idea why you obsess over my posts so much.
i favor the idea of a truce so to say. i apologize if i have ever offended you.
>>4325907
>>4325911 (dubs)
and i assume these are your posts as well. yuck.
dreamin' of givin lo-lo a good ol fashioned reamin' (de sexe)
>>4325913
well see you got nasty again shithead. i know what your extremities look like more or less and there's a lot of fucking excess fat. big boned bitch
>>4325913
and you are most certainly overweight if you're 5'6" and 160. check yoself
frickin slut had to try for that last-word business didnt she. 'm-most men are not picky so like i could get some lanky ugly cuck to fuck me one nite if i wanted' congrats you've got it easier in that regard most pussified faggots that havent lifted a thing heavier than fifty pounds or so in over a year will stick their stupid cut dicks in your roast beef open wound color me unsurprised
>>4325930
I know you're just responding for fun, but I think it would be best if you stopped. Sparkles obviously feeds off of this attention, and will go to shockingly autistic psycho levels of badposting to get it. I say we all just stop responding to his obvious cries for attention and see how insane he gets.
>>4325939
also not autism perfectly neurotypical exceeding all expectations in life and beyond
update, i found a food ration! and the entrance to sokoban. (:
this would be a good place to stop but... i might just keep playing for now.
>>4325939
yeah i should stop baiting him... i would like if ppl would just chill in my threads tho.
>>4325930
5'4" 115lbs here, u fat or fit lmoa
>>4325939
really here you come swooping in to ruin a good thing. we were all about to come to a conclusion, albeit a fairly messy one, and here you are 'no wait let's not put this to rest let's just have the rest of lo-lo's threads plagued by this bullshit' whose side are you on anyway, let us settle things
>>4325946
>i would like if ppl would just chill in my threads tho.
we all would, but what can you do? crazy dude is here and he's obviously not going away. i think depriving him of attention will lead to some pretty hilarious results tbh imho
>>4325950
i was JUST ABOUT TO AGREE, WE WERE ON THE VERGE of COMING TO A NEW CHAPTER, what the fuck are u trying to do!? at this point all lo-lo has to say is TRUCE and i am willing to truce. lolo doesn't want 'hilarious results' she will not find them hilarious. i do not find them hilarious. i am weary of the conflict. let it be settled and let your antagonizing voice be silenced!
horey shidt what is this le fugen drama simulator 9000?
>>4325965
it's complicated
>>4325982
baleeted.
truce.
i completed the first level of sokoban. ofc i use the spoilers to tell me how to solve it. ;p no way i can figure out the solutions myself
>whom would count
make free wew
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>4326013
>#greencuntBuscuicuit
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
the second level of sokoban is cleared. i killed a lizard! did i just kill myself? lol
is nethack knowledgeable anon still here??
there is an incubus here... strategy?? i did roll shockingly low charisma this game (7)
hi lolo
>>4325389
this is a good thread
sex is not a choice now
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this thread was getting pretty long so i listed all the posts for easier navigation.
no need to thank me :^)
this is 2lewd4me >_<;
lol i am trying to kill it.
>>4326085
thx for ur services, new mot!
i got a level up from it. glad no bad effect. now hurry up and die >_<
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>>4326111
>111
>Trips
Nice
okey i've completed sokoban 4's puzzle. now i just hope i don't die in the last room... also there is a werewolf on this level and that's making me nervous. and i have no way to unlock doors also other than kicking them... lol
>>4326220
go to mines and get fod and key
>>4326228
what's fod? i'm doing ok. i have extra healing spell and i finally got to basic level in it, so i can cast without taking off my boots and hat now. the werewolf has a wand of striking but i'm protected by my armor, thankfully.
ironically there is a vampire right behind the werewolf! lol what is this, twilight? ;ppp
https://youtu.be/S_-1WUxhLFs
https://youtu.be/TancpHm4f4A
>>4326111
wow, three 1s in a row, impressive
;___;
lol... the vampire drained me a couple levels, and then i was fighting a vampire bat... and a kobold lord happened to have a potion of paralysis.. which i survived but i was stuck between the bat and kobold so in desperation i tried to throw one of my own paralysis potions at it, which wound up paralyzing me again ;_;
i always tend to die in sokoban. lol. i ALMOST got through it tho... good effort right?
that's enough nethack for a while now O_O;;;
>>4326311
EXTREMEly nice doubles my friend
rip me... ;_;
i had fun with this thread. thanks everyone!
>>4326302
"you cannot get the troll"
xD OMG i am dying. this is hilarious.
