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Dr. Begeta answers all your questions and gives guidance to find a happy life.

How can I be of service, [s4s]?
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imposter
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>>4322377
why did you say 25 + 20 does not equal 2000 on my paper
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>>4322378
I'm the real deal, honey. Seems like someone's jelly.

>>4322380
Because 25 + 20 is over nine thousand, my dear.
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>>4322377
oh look it's my faggy twin brother

*eat more alien meat*
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>>4322396
Did daddy do some nono things to your bum bum?
Don't worry, I'll help you with my alien meat.
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>>4322377

dr begeta, I keep having terrible nightmares where I die horribly. usually i recover from said death and beat the murderer to a pulp, but that doesn't stop every night from being a harrowing experience. i'd just like to be able to sleep normally and feel rested in the morning, instead of feeling like I just spent all night wrestling with the forces of darkness. sometimes you just need a little rest y'know

also how do i obtain the succ
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only the strongest of spices
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>>4322633
that shit would kill you
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TELL ME ABOUT BANE
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
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>>4322609
Next time you tell the bully to stop murdering you. If she shouldn't listen and continueing her evil deeds, you should call the dream police. Some people only learn it the hard way.

>also how do i obtain the succ
depends if you want to get it from a 2D or 3D waifu or manfu. Though usually offering 50 bucks and a ticked for adelle do te trick for 3D succs. For 2D just print out the character you want to recive the succ from and then use your dick to make a hole where the mouth is. If you put the print on a pillow, it feels even better.

>>4322633
only the strongest of digits. sweet dubs.
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>>4322377
Dr. Begeta this kid called kakarotto keeps molesting me in every math class.

WHAT CAN I DOO!!???
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>>4322659
Because Bane knows, it easier to have "natural coitus" with a lucky partner, if she or he can't scratch your face to bits or recognize you afterwards. Be smart. Be like Bane and wear protection when engaging in sexual intercourse.

>>4322674
Start "molesting" him back, f.e. by giving him a hard succ or force him to stick his weewee in your bumhole. This should take him by surprise.
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>>4322666
I should've killed you the day you were born satan spawn
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>>4322377
benisgita x)
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>>4322705
Goddamn it Nappa... I swear, someday... oh never mind.
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Dr. Bageta how can beare be cool like you
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>>4322952
Very kind of you to think I'm cool. Just eat your Topkeks and you'll be fine. By eating at least one Topkek a month you enhence your coolness by 5-7%
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>>4322979
That explains it, beare has never eaten a topkek
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>>4322984
And another problem solved. Though you are already pretty cool mr. baere.

The doctor will go to bed now. See you soon, for another thread.
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>>4322377
Why didn't daddy love me?
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