Introducing
>>4317866
too soon
>>4317950
i had an ironic problem with swoop but the irony is ever so slowly fading away do not start in with your swoop cancer in here you hear me
soda my booty bitch soda my butt buddy
soda my little booty bitch open wide ape brain
>>4317866
Yeah that little monkey freak had me shitting on hand and no doubt smelling it all night in the ooga booga. Chimptarded yo!!
Wow what a great meme, only on [s4s] amirite
sodas been everywhere sodas done everything. youd be hard-pressed to try and suprise soda. you can quote him, disagree with him, vilify or glorify him. about the only think you can't do is ignore him. cause he changes things.
soda knows no bounds soda is unbounded by convention. you can pour all your energy into hating this senseless staring into nowhere ape face, you can stare breath-holding forehead-vein blue in the face mad at a introducing soda on board once again. but all night. all night and next morning and next evening after that. soda will stay, glaring at nothing. slightly cross eyed and totally fucking clueless as to his very existing. he is not a monky but a idea of a monky. he is not there yet we let our selfs have such great feelings for this monky. at least i do. this monky swirls inside my mind inter mittently remembering his shitty traced face . every time i see introducing the word i think of this shithead. and it re ignites te hatred. the transcendental hatred i have for this creature. what ever he really is. always staring at nowhere always saying nothing
Swoop #1
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4317866
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm but whyyyyyy lmao
o.O
Sodass
Gergonius platz
>>4318466
side from sammy you're my best black jew
ew that song was about nas? ew. retarded ape
>>4318484
no sparkles you're a literal jewnigger.
amy was too good for mumbling junglebunny nas faggot
idiot nas bitch amy was a gleaming gem and nas is a dirt-dookie on the side walk shit head
>>4318494
is it true that producers will automaticlaly accept you if you're jewish?
nasir bin blowup-building olu dirtbag jones
no one even remembers olu dara fuck your stupid dad bitch nas
>>4318501
doubt it... probably helps
forever boycotting that song never again singing along to that song for i would be singing about that ass crack full of poop fuktard
we have like 30 more years of that irrelevant retard showing up on liberal fake-news talk shows making simplistic fallacious statements boy oh boy arent we blessed
AHH MUNKEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY
AHH MUNKEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY
AHH MUNKEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY
AHH MUNKEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY
AHH MUNKEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY
k sorry no one even mentioned him i sort of reminded my self of him with a renewed passion of angre because he ma naged to ruin a good song for me . oh well i guess you oughta know being about dave coulier didnt quite ruin it for me i suppose i will start to get over it
I wanna fuck this rabbit
>>4318521
this thread is not for FUCKING furries , leave
I want the Fox to fuck this Rabbit and I watch
I wanna cum on her face and have the semen dry on her fur
I wanna fuck this bear
>>4318534
h'haaaaaa this niggaaaa aaahhhahaha
he's probably thinking 'i wish someone would suck my old man cock'
i'd do it
>>4318542
AH huh HUH huh huh huh HUH HYUH
That escalated quickly
Swoop #2
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
bloop
>>4318861
thought you fucking knew better once you fucking deleted swoop 1 but now you've re-posted swoop 1 and are continuing swooping. just to fucking spite me. if I hadn't said anything swoops would be as relatively rare as ever. but now you've gone and indulged your childish penchant for reverse-psychology. yep when you see an opportunity to exercise power over other people you do it. because you can't elsewhere. shithead with your swoops stuff em in your fucken ear holes fluid building up congesting your bodily functions for weeks is should be the punish ment for swoop
>>4318971
LOL
>>4318971
Whenever you want to drop the pretense and just be friends i'm here 4 u bby
swooping for friendship
banana trombone
>>4318983
all you would have to do is swoop less to make me happy. I love a swoop. I truly love a swoop so much but when I see them abused I begin to hate. you cannot even make this small compromise for a friend you are probly very stubborn in other con texts too never able to do a small thing that slight ly inconveniences you to make others feel better. the nerve, to keep swooping always swooping in stead of perhaps contributing some thing more unique to the thread stuck on swoopings. simply wanted to make a one point about swoops and now threads are all about swoops because ' lol I rustel stranger ' bitsch I rustel ur fuken pubic hair
>>4319164
Like I said, whenever you want to drop the pretense
>>4319169
this whole shit ass thread is a pretense you little shit. simply make an effort to do something the fuck other than swoop and we'll be in good shape. you think you and you alone hold the power to sculpt the character of these threads? ha-. ha-. ha-. you pretend to take my concerns into mind and then you piss all over them. drop your swoop pre tense bitch there is no real need for a SINGLE swoop! check your self you are pre tense central faget
>>4319218
See all of this is pretense. You sometimes get close to interacting like your normal self but you always backpedal at the last minute and dive headlong into your usual character's rhetoric. I'm coming at your straight, but you never seem to be able to get there. I assume someone hurt you pretty bad in the past and you're afraid to reveal your true self to people anymore, but I really have no ill intentions here.
>>4319231
you avoid the topic of perhaps cur tailing your swoops, you will talk all about a imagined pretense all day but when it comes to a possibility of not swooping as much you are a brick fucking wall! you are being passive aggressive! not addressing the issue at hand. trying for some loopy diagnosis based on a whole bunch of nothing. swoop or no swoop that is the matter at hand, and youre fuken silent . swoop a lil less god damnit
>>4319258
It's because swoops are irrelevant, that's part of the pretense I'm speaking of. You're attaching yourself to a totally benign issue and making a big deal out of it in order to deflect from actually having to be real in any way. It's ok though, I have a lot of patience and understanding.
>>4319272
'real in any way'? yea how real are the fucken swoops you're shoving in our faces all day huh? how weird are two non sense words put together until someone makes a sensible reference or connection that you can then comment on like the real nigga you are? bitch I been realer in these threads than any one you're just along for the ride
>>4319276
See you're still doing it. I'll be here when you're ready.
>>4319279
ready for what. I am approaching this issue in a real way. you are the one deflecting. you are the one refusing to participate in the only potential real conversation in the thread. this as real as it gets. I think these threads would be slightly better if swoops were not made as often. this is an unironic preference. you are having a hard time believing that this is the case apparently. why don't you start a 'real self' something-or-other for once? your stupid thread a pretense. introducing what fag
>>4319285
The idea of you thinking that a "real conversation" is a debate about the merits of posting the word "swoop" in this thread is laughable. It's not a real thing, it's just something you latched onto and decided to crusade against. It doesn't mean anything, it's just "issue #1401994" that you've decided to unload your irrational anger at. Take another look at your posts and ask yourself why would anyone take this seriously
>>4319293
the issue of swoops has been hinted at a few times before. refer to post 3964929. it was a peripheral meme that we both participated in, and was supposed to stay peripheral but due to YOU taking it too seriously this last time, I effectively brought it to its logical conclusion, citing the difference in thread traffic turning your 1-for-5 rule into an antiquated protocol that caused an un necessary influx of swoops. I win on this issue but you do not want to talk about it any more. that is o.k. just use your words not every thing has to be a mind fuk
>>4319306
Wow, you really got me sparkles. I concede to your superior intellect.
>>4319312
Please add this to the screencap collection
Swoop #3
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>4319395
piece of actual living human shit
>>4319400
>00
>Dubs
Nice
in 1984 i was hospitalized for approaching perfection
>>4319496
What have you done in the 32 years since then?
>>4319498
slowly screwing my way across europe
>>4319552
livin' the dream
Bontapbadows
oh no darlin, no wind no rain
sklaboomp
sklaboomp
>>4320324
bob cat gold fuckin thwait
You don't use words like that
>>4320583
this gets it
the guy
>>4320336
???
sup with this monkey today boys
b'gat b'gat
Swoop #4
Your fortune: Outlook good
Silver keys, rotan. Belled up scholar, two-tone isometric wondergarden. In the back of the Denny's, meet me there at midnight. I can promise you a sight that your eyes won't be able to stomach. Porchlight, condensation, abrupt dismissal caused by pre-conceived notions gone awry. The eternal sadness of spring. Busted out of a window in the middle of a classroom, that junket never seized the day. I'm coordinating a million bifocal annihilations, tempered into meaning by loquatious parniciousness. There's no way to know for sure, but I think I've been dead a long time now.
>>4320913
now it's getting to be plain. if you really cared about anyone else i know you wouldn't hurt me
>>4321033
I have news for you champ, if you're feeling negative emotions from a word you probably have some serious problems not related to this thread
>>4321034
hah pleb
Hey Billy
>>4317974
not even crying yet the sun rises from gravity with thee point of view
https://youtu.be/FxYy5_KyasA
>monky
>>4321140
this sounds like music for fat ppl lol
Great job Marcus Pepperton
>>4321322
>22
>Dubs
Nice
Le page nine save rave
i know that a lot of what i say has been lifted offa mens room walls...
Swoop #5
Your fortune: Average Luck
bliggidy blomp
shirt look like a dish rag
>>4322344
good double
>>4322353
agreed dude
bamp
Swoop #6
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
shribbins, wisconsin
>>4322568
That's where I was borne!
Ah the lovely days of growing up in Shrubbins, a little mining town off the coast of Lake Arbor. I was truly happy in those days, living amongst the trees.
B'rrr'iculus
Hurble
squeegle
/thread
halahfalah
>>4322906
still have 200 posts to go
welp
>>4322955
nice dubs
F O C U S
O
C
U
S
lake abhor
>>4323059
bake barber
>>4323074
chet faker
>>4323077
nice doubles
>>4323088
u 2 bby
>>4323131
dont answer for me i can fight my own battles
>>4323131
those were not your doubles.
you have no right to say 'you too'.
it wasn't your place to say that.
>>4323131
you can check a double all you want
but don't go butting your head into my conversation to do so
>>4323151
check this out
>>4323160
oh my god total mind fuck but it is still you talking over me. that nice double was for me and then you guys started having your own little fucking thing getting going.
>>4323206
what can be done about this travesty?
>>4323213
its pretty much a lots cause
patnet 3290424
>>4323221
I'll call grandma
i wonder what mr introducing op man says in other threads
>>4323254
all kinds of things, a whole galaxy of responses
swoop
>>4323160
you checked your own dubs
not cool man
that's only for dire situations
>>4323283
pic related
>>4323288
i regret nothing
>>4323292
you get nothing
you LOSE
GOOD DAY SIR
>>4323260
fucking really link some ughhh i have the weirdest FEELing right now like i MISSED OUT on something like UUGH LIKE I NEED TO KNOW NOW PLEASE LINK SOME chomping at the fucking BIT to see your posts what the FUCK are they what are they ARE YOU RUSE CADE ? are you CN?? were you the one that forced top carrot????
This is the most disgusting fucking waste of time i have ever seen in my life, this pile of cancer shit which you are introducing is byfar the worst piece of mentally disabled art ever created by an autistic faggot. You should be imprisoned for spreading this disease, you are the reason that black lives matter. Do us all a favor, and take all of your moms panties from your dresser, fashion a noose from them, and hang your self from your basement/bedroom ceiling. Thank you cum Again
>>4317866
kim sumosushi
>>4323313
that's a PEEK into your galaxy? pf give me a BREAK. i want SUBSTANCE. SUBSTANTIATIVENESS. UAUUGH very bitter sweet nostalgiac feeling like mid day nap when cousins came over, missing out on whole afternoon everyone went in the pool and i took a fucking stupid nap instead
i had another cruise ship dream since you mentioned them and i was all amaze-balled that you had mentioned it it was the first fucking thing i thought of and then you said it still a bit stunned by that one
>>4323341
That's cool, I haven't had one in a while. I'm still having the parking lot dreams though now that I think about it. I keep dreaming about being in cars too. Probably has to do with the fact that I don't have a car right now and I used to have one for a long time and drove a lot. I feel like dreams are a way for your mind to fill in the gaps, give you something that you're missing. Kind of like when a person who quits cigarettes starts dreaming about smoking cigarettes.
>>4323348
something im missssssssing..............
>>4323356
go to sleep....
>>4323374
reminds me of a conceptual soda thread not sure if you witnessed it it was quite a top-shelf meme synthesis
>>4323386
if it happened in the last month or two i definitely missed it, otherwise i probably caught it
>>4323410
heh na yea i think u seen it gosh it really cut to my core personally ill toss it up one day
nep nimma nep-nep ain't somethin i'd ever say cause both r equally trash and excude me qut refer to meh youq qe suqrize sqoiler imaqe qlastereq on ur sqreen whil browsinq qrinqinq joy to the qommunitee most infinitely hiqher qualatee than the qementoiq humor u stuck on cuz u afraiq ta admit itz sh*t, sh*t eatinq nothin but sh*t n more sh*t poopinq into a puqqle of ur own p00pie schnauzerse WOOH gotem.
neh nimma nep nep ain't rused not once never been perfeqtly caqaqle and intelliqent qoqnitive streem of poztinq schtao bes believe bringing p00pie schnauzers to the board, anotha phraze effortlesly composed rich for the piquin..inzpired by me. juzt wat this board needs to brinq it baq to life. kid ur #p00pieschnauzer WOOH gotem.
g'oing
g'oing
Swoop #7
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Stay a while, and listen!
xD
IS IT ANY WONDER
Calgary Hopehocks
INPUT THE RETARD SONG
>>4323974
I'm giving it all she's got capn'
Jimbo Pops
Nigger
>>4324171
Come on, you can do better than that. So cliched
Swoop #8. This is objectively the best swoop.
Your fortune: Outlook good
rolling
another major cruise ship dream last night what the actual fuck man
>>4317866
Introducing
B'blong
I been everywhere man
>>4324968
what does this MEAN. you HAVE NOT. you so totally have not
>>4324976
I've been to,
Reno
Chicago
Fargo
Minnesota
Buffalo
Toronto
Winslow
Sarasota
Whichta
Tulsa
Ottowa
Oklahoma
Tampa
Panama
Mattua
LaPaloma
Bangor
Baltimore
Salvador
Amarillo
Tocapillo
Pocotello
Amperdllo
I'm a Killer
>>4324982
c-come on pretty mama?
>>4324983
Let me sleep all night in your soul kitchen
>>4324983
baby why don't we go down to kokomo?
>>4325003
Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go
Swoop #9
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
ride the snake
>>4324987
Fore!
>>4325219
you're the hero this board deserves
noko
AMERICA
FUCK YEAH
Excuse me, but do you perchance sense the odour of what The Rock is cooking?
Swoop #10
Your fortune: Average Luck
Now watch me whip
>>>/mlp/27054642
>>4325787
LOL
a connoisseur of fine asphalts
Your fortune: Outlook good
a connoisseur of fine asphalts
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>4325799
Hey, that's a nice double
too much the magic bus
>>4325966
>>4325944
nice dubs
>>4325966
what a fucking faggot
Condensation
>>4326058
>he checked the archive
>>4326070
>he farted in the shower
fuccking damn SHIT monkey always going on going off going on going off to piss his time away no care in the world just Scrape Aping his way thru dungeons like literal piss monster garbage highly intoxicated highly involved highly bloody always going never seeing pissing off pissed off never breathing munker like ok 4 u little monkey get beat with a wrench get smoked like a turd omo always monkeying around 4 endless aeons timeless passage of eternity never ending munkey forever never ending forever never ending munkey always living never diing forever always doing munkey stfuf
Krang
Swoop #11
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
mm.. i should have given the new breed of swoopings a chance.
they're consistent. impartial.
they keep ya grounded with their steady silent advice.
they offer some perspective in the whirlwind that can sometimes be a introducing thread.
and best yet there are not too many of them.
a perfectly reasonable middle ground of swooping action
>>4326574
u watchin dat new Better Call Saul? shit's dope son!
dont go makin phony calls
oh my goodness
Sebulvedua Nochhinowwea
sepulveda boulevard
Corkboard
the hook will bring you back
the cuervo gold
the fine columbian
>>4327270
that is my fucking jam oh my god yes love love love i did not think you were keen to those good good tunes so much respect man that got me right in the cockles of my heart
>>4327275
Steely Dan is the shit
>>4327279
u are da coolest guy on da board i.m.o. and my o. is golden
soda
the epitome of debonair
>>4327311
dubs confirms
Swoop #12
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Single ditutulary combunstion
>25 posters
>202 replies
OP why?
>>4327522 (Dubs)
Why not?
this is a nice thread
I'm a big boy
make this thread a wonderful thing
She thinks im crazy but im just growin old
Yoko Ohno
mars ain't the kind of place to raise a kid
>>4328149
It could be worse tbh fam
>>4328155
true
nice dubs btw fam
>>4327297
Pleb
Swoop #13
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
swop
>>4328342
swap.avi
>>4328355
good double
Steely Dan is shit
quunchy quombits
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>4317866
checked, check mine
>>4328428
this
btw i typee this post with my foot
Swoop #14
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
bloop
sk'bloinga
Suba-ra-shi chin chin mono
Kintama no kame aru
Sore no oto saru bo bo
Iie! Ninja ga imasuuuuuuuu
Hey hey let's go kenka suru
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
Boku ga warui so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!
Kono uta chotto baka wa
Wake ga wakaranai
Eigo ga mecha-kucha
Daijobu - we do it all the time!
Hey hey let's go kenga suru
Taistsu na mono protect my balls!
Boku ga warui so lets fighting...
Lets fighting love!
Lets fighting love!
gong
Celery stalks
Shinobi's Revenge
>>4328847
fucking wh- ohhh
>>4328884
Yeah, you get it. You always get it, man. You're like the international getter of things, you know what I'm saying? Of course you do, because you get it.
Swoop #15
Your fortune: Good Luck
Wow, 15 swoops in 233 posts, that's pretty good. That's a nice, moderate, conservative number. That's really just adding the little bit of spice that this threads needs to become a five star main course dish at a michelin star restaurant. I don't think anyone can argue about the way in which this thread has been swooped. It's been professional, courteous, and downright friendly. The swoops are of the highest quality imaginable. Clearly defined, numbered, and with a fortune attached. These posts are some of the best ever made on [s4s], bar none. I'm proud as hell to be witness to such an amazing occurrence as this one, and I for one thanks the sweet lord for the opportunity to be here for it. Thank you, thank you forever.
>>4329000
>000
>Trips
Nice
[wind intensifies]
Nigger
>>4328901
YEA i guess i do, huh! yeah! hah!
>>4329855
the fuck is this about, now
ooga booga
teste
thought i'd something more to say...
Swoop #16
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
sod
i want an 8
>>4330387
Fore!
>>4330534
h'haaaaaa. i get it cause its like he took a swing and missed the green. like, he went for the eight, but he missed it, so it's like you would yell fore on a golf course to indicate to people that they should watch out for a rogue golf ball. thats funney, u funney.
such intense lovve for de monky thread
>>4330539
It's an American psycho reference
but heyy, death to the author
>>4330569
death to the author... kewl. kewl koncept. i never enkountered that saying before. but also i know about the frigging reference it just actually makes MORE sense in this case and i LIKE the way i interpreted what happened, reminder that anyone not inundated up to their ears in dirt-memes would interpret the exchange the way i did.
SAAAAAAAAGE
