I have a job interview today lets see how it goes. Just your typical anime thread in the mean time.
>>4312577
gl
nice dubs
>>4312577
>Dubs G-Ai
Patrick Bateman falls in love with his dubs.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with dub-finding bot. Never minding the strange repeating digits, he immediately uses it, and is overjoyed to find out that the dubs have a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he engages in more dubs getting ways, he instead acquires singles. Confused by these turn of events, the Wall Street businessman investigates and finds out that the dubs he made is not the same dubs he fell in love with. In fact, the dubs don't exist in this universe at all. They are dubs from an alternate universe, who has fallen in love with the MC's own psycho self, who too is blissfully unaware of their crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While they shitpost all over 4chan, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of DUBS.
I'm going to smoke drugs now. My interview is two hours away so I should be ok. AMA about my awesome life decisions.
>>4312705
Aren't you a cute boy? I think I remember you posting yourself. I think.
But I remember a cute boy.
>>4312705
>smoke drugs now
You are destined for great things I'm sure. Hopefully they won't smell the failure on your clothes when you show up anon.
>>4312595
fantastic post, fantastic nubs
What job are you interviewing for?
Also weed isn't a drug.
>>4312999
nice triples, 999's confirm weed is just a plant
best. fcuking. thread of the day
I think it went pretty good. I've been hanging out with ppl irl so I was able to keep it together. They did however ask why I didn't stay at jobs long though. In the end they told me to come back tomorrow at the other store for a second interview. The other gas station is in the ghetto part of town and has alot of tweekers at night. I think that's where they are trying to send an anime like me...
>>4313271
Aw, nice! Are you gonna let them have their way with your anime self? Lot of tentacle & slime monsters in that ghetto...
You'll guess
No of course I'm going to protect my virtue.
>>4313326
want to have my way with you
>>4313326
How do you protect yourself from tentacle/slime monsters? :0
What if I go in and ask for trades?? :D
If you're a normie then you're going to get hassled when you come in honestly
>>4313380
Nah, I'm not a normie.
I just stay quiet, while I case & profile.
Always casing & profiling.
But don't worry anime. I won't do anything to jeopardize your new job status.
You buy, hurry up and buy, you buy now!
>>4313429
*holds up a dollar, & places it on the counter*
I would like one tongue kiss please
>>4313330
I want to rape and kill you then rape you again. Y/Y?
>>4313444
can i check these trips y/y
