>tfw spent the last six hours writing erotic fiction for personal use
What am I doing with my life?
>>4309217
How can you jerk off to something you wrote yourself?
>>4309217
here i've been practicing my japanese the board says
(something something)shitekedasai
idk what it means though
>>4309222
>>4309222
Very nice triple! Are you not able to jerk off to your own fantasies? It's the same thing, really. I'm just giving it a more solid foundation to branch off of.
the answer's fucking nothing, die, etc. you know this
>>4309237
I just know that whenever I draw hentai I can't jerk off to it because I spent all that time looking at it and know every detail about it.
>>4309234
update: i put it in google translate and apparantly it means
(something something) Jaws of Death Please
>>4309234
Close, but not quite! The kana say shiteKUdasai, not shiteKEdasai. What we can see including the kanji says "shoumei shite kudasai" which means "Please provide proof". Keep ganbatteing your best in your studies!
>>4309241
I can relate to that feeling to an extent. Writing works better than drawing in my experience. In both cases, when making for others you should strive to make it good, when making it for yourself you should strive to make it quickly. The more time you spend, the more you'll remember the creation process as opposed to seeing the final creation.
>>4309241
This tbqh. Sometimes I just throw it away.
>>4309217
Is it any good though?
>>4309241
drawfag here, i've jerked off to my own work but doing that didnt last long, i quickly move on to other peoples work.
>>4309217
>for personal use
why?
>>4309457
>f*g
please watch your language this is a family friendly board :^)
>>4309422
Dubs. Cool. I'm flattered that you'd even consider that a possibility, but I think it's safe to say no.
>>4309457
I rarely actually use my own work more than maybe once or twice, but it's more about the journey and all. Or something. I need a hobby.
>>4309460
Because there's no way I could show it to somebody else.
For what purpose, what kind of degenerate fetishes do you have
>>4309217
pls make and fanfiction of keksandra where someone takes socks off of her feetsies and teases her about it pls and thanks you
>>4309650
It's nothing that interesting. I don't need to burden [s4s] with any more of my boring fetish talk.
>>4309768
Did you miss the part where the stuff I make isn't any good, and where I keep it for personal viewing only? If it would make you happy just to know such a thing exists, I can probably do that. If you want to read it yourself, I'm not sure I can commit to that.
>>4309217
Wilson Carter knew nothing about baseball. But that didn't stop him from signing up for pitcher at Ruggles Academy. It was dinnertime. A lone wolf eats a babydoll made of cabbages. Etc etc etc. In other words, the town crier was out of a job. This meant no more spring water for the village. No more soup for Old Yimmy. Not even a sop for Hamster the striped ferret blind in one eye. What does this all mean? It means our city is turning into a hitchhouse for bellomed swavers and snorpitious grunzlers. If that doesn't convince you to go Tory, nothing will. That's when Elizabeth Merritch slammed the door and collapsed on the bed. Why? Who? Whispering pups? You tell me. It could be that oversized fleshlight named Graceful Jenny which was at the breaking point not from girth but from overusage as they tend to deteriote after being soaked in lye water. Do what you want. I don't care. I'll be in the barn feeding the termites Devil Juice. Peace.
>>4309858
>A lone wolf eats a babydoll made of cabbages
This has always been my favorite part of this, it's so poetic, it conjures such vivid imagery
![[HorribleSubs] Schwarzesmarken - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_23.22_[2016.04.06_14.57.16].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rJB6mVf.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Schwarzesmarken - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_23.22_[2016.04.06_14.57.16].jpg")
The writings of a lonely, angry weeb. He masturbates to his own words because he's never had irl sex LOL. I never thought I'd be the guy saying this to another anime lover but this is not ok and needs to stop. It's funny but only because you're the joke we're not laughing at the neet lifestyle the joke literally is you.
>>4309970
don't be rude dumb ass
>>4309830
It's ok if you're not that good! When you make more and share it, people read it and can make comments which helps you improve! This place is anonononononononymous so it doesn't really matter. I love reading stories from other anons, so please!
>>4309970
I appreciate you being direct and honest. I promise that I'm not as lame as my posts paint me to be. I'm just airing out parts of myself that usually stay bottled up. I apologize for any inconvenience to this nice board.
>>4309982
Thanks for sharing with me. What sort of Homura were you? Shy? Assertive?
>>4310348
It's hard to write on demand. I usually just spew out what comes to mind. My sentence structure is repetitive and I'm bad at cleanly integrating dialogue and I typically leave large chunks of important detail out and make mentally filling in the blanks an exercise for the reader. And if I actually post something the mystique will be gone and you'll lose interest. Your sweet talk is tempting me, but it seems like a bad idea.
>>4310798
Don't ignore me white knighting for you.
Whore.
PUT ME ON THE FRONT LINE
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD STRONG IM BATTLE TESTED IM BATTLE TESTED HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD STORNG. FOLLOW ME UNTIL THE END, FOLLOW ME IF YOU CAN!
>>4310812
Dude stop yelling
>>4310804
I thought that saying "And thanks for standing up for me!" or the like would be too short and sound insincere and I thought you deserved better than that so I decided to not put it in the post.
>>4310822
NICE DUBS
>>4310830
It's ok faglord I'm glad you thought of me.
>>4310841
Don't do that
>>4309222
i can jerk it to these trips tbqh
>>4309768
this both a digusting and brilliantly mdae image gool
>>4309858
this might be the best pasta i've ever seen
