Drunk again so I'm posting here.
Sorry its so late. Time makes fools of us all.
So, what do you think about Pokemon Sun and Moon?
>>4298850
I think it's not even 7pm, and you're in the wrong timezone.
>>4298850
i'm on break at work so i'm not even drunk atm...
>>4298861
I'm in Greenwich bitch! Representing the OG timezone!
>>4298894
Awww...
>>4298901
I also think you have a drug problem, Natusme. You should get a hobby instead of drinking.
>>4298901
i have to afford bad habits somehow! so it's fine. is it rum for u again tonight?
>>4298916
Wellll.... is drinking a hobby?
>>4298920
I'm drinking rum right now! Bacardi in fact!
I want to hide all of Natusme's alcohol and steal his wallet whenever he tries to go to the store for more
drinking alone while internet shitposting is a good hobby, mine too!
How about you sober up you FUGGING drunkard.
>>4298928
Wan?
>>4298929
That's not very nice. I don't know what I would do!
>>4298931
I also like autistic things like minecraft. I'm a despicable person, and the human embodiment of cancer. This is one of my autismcraft builds.
>>4298936
Yeah I agree. Drinking is bad for and I *don't* endorse it anyway.
DRINKIG ISH MY WAY OF LIFE!
>>4298940
You'd go through withdrawals eventually, but I'd give you small enough doses of alcohol so that the effects wouldn't be severe enough to harm you or cause severe distress
>>4298940
i never played that. I g2g nao. stay safe and don't be too hard on urself, nerdsume!
>>4298945
Well that's not good for you. I only do it on weekends. My issue is binge drink. I drink around 3/4 of a liter of 37.5% Barcardi a night, simply because I underestimate it.
>>4298946
Wouldn't work. I don't drink alcohol because of alcohol, I drink it because it erases my natural tendencies to be unsocial and makes me a real human bean for a few hours.
>>4298950
You too! Hope you have nice time!
wow 3/4 litre is a lot, i drink daily up to 12 beer or ~1/2 fifth of 40-45% whiskey or scotch usually
>>4298955
>I don't drink alcohol because of alcohol
This is some real amateur denial here, Natusme. Step it up. You drink it so you can be social on a shitposting reddit parody board for a few hours?
Is it a new gen?
>>4298850
hi Natusme. i don't have any opinion of this "pokemon sun and moon" i don't play pokemon.
check out my youtube channel
have a nice day
>>4298962
It is isn;t it?I drink so I can be social on a AMazon marathon tablet
>>4298982
#
Hmm................
Dunno. It will have something to with volcaneon i think. I dont think they'll add any new pokemon. I think it will have to do with kalos and improve on graphichs. But then, its been 3 years. So maybe it will be
I'm almost ertain it will be to do with Kalos. Perhaps it will be like Gold and Silver 2.0?
You saw Kiloude town and how much they harped about south k alos, so I definitely think it will be to do with that.
>>4298987
Checked.
>>4299075
what a boring response :^(
>>4299087
What regarding? I can make an new one if you found it unsatisfactory.
>>4299075
Hard alcohol is especially bad for you. Shaking my hair in your direction at this very moment.
>>4299095
no, that's okay. btw i'm writing some erotica. any suggestions/requests?
>>4299096
But I'm 22 anon. I should be out there at "da club" picking up young chicks but... mental and sexual deficiencies prevent me from fdoing so. So this is my "da club yo".
>>4299105
Link? Instant "F" if you use "hard memeber" or "love stick" to describe a man's......penis.
>>4299105
auto-erotic cannibalism based on a true story involving yourself
>>4299111
>111
>picking up young chicks
So do you like grils or guys? inb4 "asexual"
Also this is a really bad substitute for doing that.
>>4299111
>111
no links sorry. i will post them publicly soon but not here. i just meant if you had any ideas in general. small concepts or something. usually it's small details that get me off...
and no, i tend to use "boring" terms. there are like 0 good words for genitals, but the good ol' penis and vagina are workable at least.
>>4299116
sick.......
>>4299120
I'm bi-sexual. But I lean towards men.
>>4299126
OK. I would suggest using detailed lewdness. Don't explain thins for your point of view explain things for their's. Bit I'm not a literotica writer, so I don't know.
>>4299131
how much do I have to pay to see you're vagina?
>>4299141
How much you have to pay to see I am a vagina? Well, nothing. I posted my face in another thread proving I'm not a vagina.
>>4299131
I'm also bisexual, but I'm not sure what I lean more towards. Ok, I have very important things to do. Enjoy being drunk.
>>4299147
hey bb, so are you a girl or boy? and are you cute?
>>4299131
that's what i already do lol. it was nice talking to you, natusme.
>>4299150
Good luck!
>>4299151
Boy. No I'm not cute, I'm a trol faced hag.
OK. But did you end up doing in the end.
>>4299162
>No I'm not cute, I'm a trol faced hag.
This isn't true. You already proved this wrong.
Now I'm gone.
>>4299166
>66
>dubs
Nice.
But I posted my face. So you can make your ow judgement.
natsume pls wear gothic lolita dress and send me lewd pics
>>4299187
Donn't have gothic lolita at hand and i dont even think i can afford it
>>4299192
Thanks <3
>>4299162
%Natsume, you are cute
%Simply put; you're uber-kawaii. A real gem on the crown of society. Even if all the synonyms of "atractive" were condensed into a singlularity, then manifested into the form of a physical body it would still do little to mirror the magnitude of beauty found in that symetrical marvel you call a face. Literally no one in the history of mankind has produced better looking offspring than your parents did. If you ever got caught jay walking the cop would probably let you go with a warning, your face is that fucking incredible. You are a saint among saints, a silk handkerchief among nappkins, an angel in the snow. You give people with perfect vision something to be thankful for.
%I'm happy to be the bearer of good news, but when someones beauty is as many standard deviations away from the mean as yours is everyone listens to your opinion. Just looking through your pictures I can already feel the joy rising in my heart. They say a picture tells a thousand words and on first glance perfect, flawless, wonderful, beautiful woman spring to mind. Of course these are just vague descriptions of what one can only imagine to be the product of generations of impeccable DNA combined with a caring and warm family dynamic. Luckily for you though the impact of your facial beauty is only made better by your charming personality, which along with the above veritably lands you on the highest echelon of dating standards.
N͇͚̣͖̻̺͖̫̗̘̰̪̰̬͆͑̾̋̍̇̈͋͌͗ͬ͑ͣ̅A̰̰̗͍͕̹̯̼̞̫̙͕̣ͩͨͦ̆̆̍̇̋̏̾̂̆ͬ̐̍T̼̣͙̪͙͉̬̻̱̤̤̤̪͕ͬ̀ͬ̂ͪ̅͗͐̅S̹̙̝͔̱̗̖̓̄͗͗ͬ͆͑͑̑̾ͫͩ̓̉́ͩ͋U̳͓̹̰̭͍̬̓͗ͮ͂ͅM̟̞̱̮̗̖̠͚̗̞͎̘̅ͪͣ̈́̈́́ͨ͐̏͛̀͌E̺̺̩̙̋ͪͫ̾̾͗̀̿̓ͮ̀͛̉ͤͯ ͇͈̩̻̂ͮ͐̋̓ͯ̿ͯ̔I̮̰̜͓̣̯̹͖̪̝̬̯̺͕̟ͥ͌ͦ̚ͅS̲̙̝͒ͭ̆̆̾̈̚ ̬̹̟̙̟̣͙̦ͧ̍̽̏͌ͫ̆̊́S̘͈̥̺̗̝̤̩̭͈̟͍͉̾̋̂͐͛ͥͬ́̃̽̆͂ͥͅͅT͇̺̙̃̑̅̍U̯̲̞̙͕̗̤̰͉̱̮͆̈́ͪ́ͯ̉͌̊̃̏̈́͒̓ͯ͆P̗̳̤̼̙͍͛̎̄ͫͬ̊̚I̤͍͎̹͙̒̄ͤ͊ͧ̽D̬͕̘̞̽ͣͧ̐ͨ͛̋̒̄̈́͂̇̎͑̆͂ͬ̄́ ̺̮̦̖̼̰͇̓̓ͩ͗͐C̲̼̱͔̘͇̯͍͖̥̭̼̞̆͐͐H͎̩̯̤ͫ̅͊̓ͭ̉ͨ̈͋E͖͔̗̤̗̪̯̩̰͐̓ͩ̐̌ͪ͆̔̍̈́ͣ̌ͦC̮͉͉̓̽ͦ͌̍̅ͨ̅̎̂͊̈ͦ̂͆̎̋̑K̰̬̮̘̔͐̎̀ͭ̏ͪ́̅ͬͦ̏͒͋̈ ̙̭̩̙̹͎̮̥͇͓͇̺̇͗̏̚ͅM͉̜̦̫̙̩̯͇ͩ̇͗ͯY̩͚̪͕͈̘̥͇̥̹͔̜͗̐͂ͬͬ̉ͮ̉͗̓͂ͬ ͚͍͔̽ͤ͗ͮͣ̓̋̿̎ͬ͗ͩ̐̚D̗̳͈̼͇̱͈̟̠̥̦̩̩͙̯̻̯̳̤̑ͯ̌͛̇̐̓͆̀͒̉̾͆̎͌̊͗̅U̳̮̪̲̣̻̣̝̖͎̙͖ͣͩͯͧB͉̻͚͓̹̰͙̮̮͇̙̲̙ͧ̌́̚S̱̞̥̼̗̣̱͎̭͍̬̏̎̈ͦ̈ͫ̌̆̄̀ͦͫ̊̚ͅ
>>4299195
<3 *trys to awkwardly confess my love for you*
>>4299200
Woah HOLY SH*T spooky dubs dude
>>4299203
Ṃ̬͙̹̗̥̬́͑͂̊̂̆Y̭̭̖̗͉͉͖̰̩̜̠͉̩̠̣͉͈͍ͪ͐ͬ̊̎͑̃̋͌ͅ ͍̥͙̟̭͇̥̮̺̩ͦ͛̔ͬ̊ͯ͌ͯͣ́ͫẈ̟͍̭̝͇̱̉̿̎ͨ͐͗ͨͅO̼̞̟͇͈̝͓̜̺̱̫̙̩̭̭̯̎͑̎͂ͅR͉̟̝̞̺̲͈̙̯̥̥̝̠̖͊͑̎́ͫL̙̯̼͈ͯ̔͋̾̎̀ͭ̆́ͦͅD͕̺̯̳̘̣́̿͌̾͒̂͒̊̏̎́ͤͬ̔̈ͅ ̗̤̜̣̗̞̲͕̩̱̻͕͍̄͒ͮ̍͆̀̂ͮI͔̰̣͕̙̠̼͈͈̬̞̮̔̍̄̿̂ͥ͑̐̑̍̈́̐͐͌ͨ̒̍ͫͅS͈̠̥̅ͧ̔ͭͪ̋͊ͣ̒̓ͅ ̥͕̠̻̙͓͔͍͖̩̘̝̆ͫ̽̃͌̇̆̄͛̋͂ͩ̌̊̿̀ͅO̩̖̫͇̭̯̘̻͓̤͇̮͖̺ͮͣ̌ͦ̆͒N͉̳͎̼͂̈͂̆̑̂̅ͤ̄ ̮͍̗̼̟̣͎̤̯͉͙̜͕̥̣͎̩̜ͩ̆̎̓ͭͫ̀̽̿̑̄̚F̻̠̠͈͚̤͎̤̾ͥͨ̇́̓͑̆̿̅ͮ̏ͭI̗̬̫̬̭̦͓̪̦̼̬̮̼̜ͮͥ̐̃̓̋͆̏ͮͤ̍͛Ṛ̻̤̬̼̮̫̮̻̣̫̬̽ͦ̏̽̔͊ͭͮ̀̎͌̂ͧ͆̚Ȅ̩͍̝̖̹̹̥̙̳̯̺̗͔ͧ͛̅̐,̳̰͈̰̱͕̦͕̥͔̺͇̜͇̱͎̩̽͐̇̊ͬͫ̅̊̀ͭ͆̌ͨ̆̔ͫ̚ ̙̰̹̱̖̪͖̣̮̱̖͓͕̯̮͙̙̖ͧ̄͐ͮ̍ͤͫͤͦ̆ͦ̈͒͑̌̓̌̉ͅH͓̠̭͚̟̦͇̖̩̘̝̺͙̰̎̈ͭͬͩ͒O̖͇̹̥̟͛̉̉ͯ̇ͯW͖̝̳̙̮̬̗̱̬͇̯̜̣̞̳̹̞̳ͭ͛͊ͮ̄͋̒ͧ̍̚ ̬͓̮̟̟̝͍̥̞̠̬͓̃̿͑ͮ̏ͅÂ̜̩͓͎̭͖͔̱͔̰̫̟̳̇̾ͩ̑̆ͮ̍ͮͨ͌̆̅̎̃̚ͅB̺̘̟͎̻̻̜̱̘̯̃̆̀͒̈́̌̓O̜̮̹͖̩͓̺̙̤̜̺̰̯̲̻̬̫ͫͩͥ̄̋U̲̹͎̯̱̯͓̙͎͇̗͍ͨͮ̍̈̽ͪ͆̋̎́ͭṰ̖͈̹̰̬͍̝͎̜͙͙̫͚ͨ͒͑̎ͣ̎ͤ̿̏ͦ̾̽́ ͈̮̗͇̟͎̭̻͙̣̬͈̮̼͖͈̺̫̦ͣͮ́̄Y̪̻̹̠̠̘̟̥͈͇̯͉̘̫͗̊̓ͤ͌͒̑̈́̄̍ͪͮ̓̾̅̌͗̓̓O̩̳̣̯̳̜͙̣̾͋͗ͣ̅ͩ́͂̒͋̽͒̄̚ͅU̙̘̖̪̰͍̘͓͙͌ͬ͂͑̿͂ͮ͊̃̒͊ͩ̾R̩̤̹̦̞̙̙̱͔̳̪̩̮̳͓͌̈́͂ͤ͛ͤ̊͑ͧ̄̽̉ͅS̙̺̞͈̺̳̗͔͇̻̹̤ͭ̊ͭ͑ͮͅ?̩̳͈͇̺̥͇͂͆̓ͣ̈̉ͭͪ͌̈̈ͬ͌ͤ͐̍͋̃
>>4299197
I thought this bitch was holding her dick in the thumbnail lmaoooo
ay yo niqqas u gay xd
butt like
hardcore gayfig gay
i mean going to the barfroom with two bffs gay
>>4299197
Thanks.
>>4299200
>00
>dubs
Nice.
>>4299201
I accept it. *rubs head*.
>>4299225
NBo Natsume has no dick.
>>4299226
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
oooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>4299222
i like your get because ill never get bored
>>4299244
n-nice dubs <3 d-do you like me back?????
Natsume wear office clothes and glasses and be my psychologist gf
>>4299311
>11
>dubs
Nice.
Of course anon.
>>4299322
>22
>dubs
Nice.
I'm not trained in psychology but OK.
>>4299322
>22
mice dubs! crumet why do all ur fetishes involve clothing? also what number am i?
>>4299330
th-thanks <3 im the anon you added on steam btw
also akransas fig
>>4299338
He's a damaged person who need's help!
>>4299348
OK, have a beautiful time!
>>4299335
give me an evaluation my gf
I am saving all these pics of Natusme and I will be livestreaming my masturbation to them later
>>4299338
clothes are nicer to look at
>>4299355
>55
>dbs
Nice.
>>4299363
OK. I have no problem with that.
>>4299387
natsume your really pretty <3
what are you doing rn in life?
>>4298850
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>4299396
Just sat on my bed, which is on the floor because I broke my futon so now I just use my mattress.
>>4299404
Hoody man/
>>4299415
ah thats bad, if i had money id buy you a futon.
are you in uni or in any job training?
>>4299422
>22
>dubs
Nice.
I'm working 9-5 right now. I basically live a punished life. Wake up, work, exercise, post here for an hour bed. But I'm going to college in september.
>>4299431
ah thats sucks, but you'll enjoy the college life i bet :)
>>4299436
I hope not. I don't want to be a normie. Nice-poster 4 lyf!
>>4299445
im not a normie but i enjoy being at college!
its nice to learn and live in a nice dorm and have nice book to read. and not have to work
>>4299451
I'll have to work unless I take out a loan/
>>4299453
You can be my sex slave instead
>>4299539
Ok.
>>4299565
c-can you be my sex slave too? <3?
>>4299592
Ok.
>>4299608
Fake
>>4299643
oh? oh ok bb so do you want to meet and be my sex slave.. i want you to succ my cock first :) <3
Am I the only neet here??
>>4299669
yeah I'm a wage cuck
>>4299669
You're not a neet you're a video game playing normie
>>4299674
Uhh ok then fam xD
>>4299680
pls be my anime gf
>>4299669
Wage friend here. Although I hate it, hate it , hate it.
Nyaaa is this the drunk thread? Nyaaa!
>>4299686
BED
>>4299688
pls be my neko gf
<3 i heart all qts pls be my gfs and wifes <3 i want to sex
>>4299669
get a job u bum! xD
>>4299699
>>4299702
;_; y u beoble h8 me so much?!
>>4299700
Uhh nice dubs?? But I'm at mcdonalds rn what should I get hmm anyways I'm not drunk but I'm rly h*gh instead!
It's not a good thing but as a degenerate I'm not sure what else to do. Anyways I do need to get a job but this road construction job I though I was gonna get I found out today I wasn't but my brother and cousin are going out there and now I wont have anyone to degen it up with honestly...
>>4299748
That's a cute picture
>>4299748
get some mcnuggets
they are hecking good
I got drunk last night and last all the weed I just bought between my balcony and my living room.
>>4299752
yeah if u want to die from eating mcdonad food then yea
>>4299755
well go find it or did it all fall out of the bag
>>4299756
I got a 20 piece and a mcdouble am I still a cute little girl?
>>4299757
It's a long story
It all started when I was googling how to get more kief out of my shitty grinder. Put le weed in the fridge it said! That's the first part because I can't imagine my drunk self was able to find the freezer weed. I have a couple bowls worth grinded in the grinder and I woke up with my one hitter fully loaded. I've looked everywhere but to no avail. I even looked on the grass outside of my balcony. I'm glad it was just a few nugs I was thinking of getting double that.
>>4299768
wow probaly squirrel ate it if it fell off your house thats usually what happens
>>4299766
what sauce did you get for ur nuggets?
>>4299768
can i go to jail for posting this
>>4299766
you should put on a one piece swimsuit and take pics
>>4299775
nope its anonymouse
>>4299787
Everyone knows I'm Tom Hanks though
>>4299792
dont worry the feds cant prove it, your safe post whatever on 4chan
>>4299795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuYiIKXzAto
sweet, thanks man.
>>4299748
wait, you "degen it up" with your brother and cousin?
>>4299796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RjExTSKBfA
welcome bb
>>4299799
like the letter 7 I too feel sandwhiched by two nines on either side of me
>>4299802
thanks for the check
>>4299809
what im post-ironic sir!
>>4299811
>11
No, there has to be more layers at play here. I refuse your ruse!
>>4299799
I really checked this one out
>>4299817
I see it, it's the first time I see it ghosting, holy hell I can even screenshot it now.
I really really really hope you enjoy your trip(s), anon <:^)
