Drunk so I am going to post here.
Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DTj_KLqp_s
>>4295748
H-Hey its me, Natsume.... You don't really think I'm Melvin do you?
>>4295795
hey bb ily <3
marry me natsume
>>4295795
hey it's me BananaJuice, you don't really think I'm kissing you're mom do you?
well I am LOL
>>4295825
shut up Nina, you aren't even in my circle
>>4295802
Hi, thanks. Sorry, I'm not into marriage.
>>4295825
I don't care if you do. Might as well give her some company, she's pushing 45 and very lonely. Well, she says she is, she has betas chasing her all day but she wants Chad.
>>4295837
shut the fuck off kiddo
>>4295841
wow what an entitled bitch. does she really think chad wants her saggy ass?
no offense XDDDDDDDDD
>>4295748
hi nerdsume. lolo here.
>>4295861
Problem is, they do. I just want her to settle down and find a nice guy, but nope.
>>4295873
Hi lolo. How are things?
>>4295886
you're mom is a slut bro
you got cucked by you're own mommy
>>4295892
How can I be cucked? I'm 70% gay, let alone not with my own Mum. My Mum has had almost nothing to do with the formation of me other than the food I'm made out of. Well, maybe the whole weird bisex thing, but I created that myself in my brain. Neither did my Father, he left when I was 4. I consider Max Stirner to be my true Father.
>>4295886
lolo again; i'm well. i'm cooking cassoulet based on Julia Child's recipe.... i'm feeling slightly insane atm... i might do a thread for it later idk
>>4295892
don't bully natsume pls. they are my favorite poster here.
>>4295918
I had prawn linguine for tea. Cooked linguine paste, and fried some prawns, chilles and garlic.Why are you insane? Hope you're OK.
>>4295922
>22
>dubs
Nice.
But don't worry about bullying my friend. I can deal with it. I have a bully-proof fridge.
>>4295933
i am insane cuz i've been cooking since 7-am and it's 5pm now. this is probably the most elaborate recipe in "mastering the art of French cooking". and since it's basically just glorified pork and beans.... yeaaaaaa.. i'm crazy.
>>4295841
natsume <3 pls be my gf if you dont want to an marry
>>4295933
so I guess that is why you're dicke smells like cheese?
>>4295951
I'm glad you have something to focus on though. Lack of focus is bad for a person.
>>4295954
Hi thanks. Sorry, I'm not into being gf's because then I'd sorry for all the anons who don't get to be my bf's!
>>4295963
It does not! At least I hope not, I only had a shower 2 hours ago. And I washed....thoroughly...
>>4295984
oh yeah thats the same escuse i got last time ;_;
ive never seen any other anon besides me want to date you.
>>4295984
yeah dude your balls are dank. it's too bad you're mom is blowing chad or she could help you scrub them better
>>4295993
Yeah but its not fair. See, there's you. And you're cool. But waht about the other 5 anons who wants to date? I'm not omnipresent.
>>4296010
I don't need help. I'm a clean freak, I'm hell to live with. I hate mess and my rule is: clean as you go! Walk past a cigarette butt on the floor? Pick it up! Walk past those the washing machine and its done? Hang your washing up! I'm a very difficult person to live with because of my cleaning autism. And my, erm, "funbags" are no exception. Except when things are getting lewd, which they have for me because I'm pure, but if things ever did get lewd, which they NEVER will, but if they did, I don't mind....never mind.
>>4296027
ah ok ily still <3
>>4296032
Kwl ilu2. I love all anons.
>>4296043
do you want to be freinds on steam or skype?
>>4296027
yeah tbh I have a huge ball sweat fetish
nothin like sippin on some Grada A ball sweat!
>>4296051
You can befriend me on steam, I have no problem with that. Anyone can, but I'm not on there all that often since most of my games aren't on steam such as touhou..
>>4296097
Pic related.
>>4296109
ok what your steam name?
>>4296115
Natsume.
>>4296010
mike cummings, i wanna c*m inside you
>>4296140
ther is a lot of natsumes what is your profile pic?
>>4296150
The fridge.
>>4296184
added :)
Watching Taylor Swift t b h.
how do you do this thread without namefigs??? btw my namefig is miki
