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2016-03-28 05:24:38 Post No. 4281082
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2016-03-28 05:24:38
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>be me
>be 23
>be Asian
>making some rice for my Asian famiry
>asian dad walks in
>tells me to be doctor
>i tell him to shut the fuck up
>he destroys my beautiful rice
>superfuckingangry.jpg
>pick up family katana
>challenge dad to honorable samurai battle
>he accepts
>thisisit.png
>we bow and say our prayers after putting on our samurai robes
>we reveal our samurai armour
>we look each other in the eye
>he charges
>i dodge and cut off the tip of his hand
>his sword is useless now
>he tries to fight me with his barehands
>i cut them off too and slide my katana though his chest
>family is looking with shock
>get sent to maximum security prison for first degree murder
>tfw you never got to finish your rice
