can somebody explain this board, unironically?
>>4277962
This is a picture of a man blowing out candles with nothing but his own farts.
Do you understand now?
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
This is the designated shitting street of 4chan, essentially. We use this board to just have fun. The only place on 4chan to go when you're feeling sad™
>>4277990
you got b, r9k, pol, int, g if you wanna shitpost for fun; i just dont get the appeal of this place i suppose
>>4277962
The problem is, OP, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.
I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.
But this is a board where nothing can be explained unironically.
Why would you even want to do that?
>>4278028
The next real literary “rebels” in this country might well emerge as some weird bunch of anti-rebels, born oglers who dare somehow to back away from ironic watching, who have the childish gall actually to endorse and instantiate single-entendre principles. Who treat of plain old untrendy human troubles and emotions in U.S. life with reverence and conviction. Who eschew self-consciousness and hip fatigue. These anti-rebels would be outdated, of course, before they even started. Dead on the page. Too sincere. Clearly repressed. Backward, quaint, naive, anachronistic. Maybe that’ll be the point. Maybe that’s why they’ll be the next real rebels. Real rebels, as far as I can see, risk disapproval. The old postmodern insurgents risked the gasp and squeal: shock, disgust, outrage, censorship, accusations of socialism, anarchism, nihilism. Today’s risks are different. The new rebels might be artists willing to risk the yawn, the rolled eyes, the cool smile, the nudged ribs, the parody of gifted ironists, the “Oh how banal.” To risk accusations of sentimentality, melodrama. Of overcredulity. Of softness. Of willingness to be suckered by a world of lurkers and starers who fear gaze and ridicule above imprisonment without law. Who knows.
>>4278032
I think that already happened quite a few times.
Please excuse my poor English you're are litreally retartd because daddy tried drowning you at birth
I browse a lot of boards and I don't want to depreciate their quality, so when I feel the need to shitpost I come here. Also I like [s4s] because people will post shit that sometimes really amuses me and I like slower boards a bit.
>>4277962
So you want to be a sh*tposter, huh?
It's not easy.
This guide will teach you "thirty second sh*tpost" technique.
The basis of "thirty second sh*tpost" is lowercase typing only. No capitalization or punctuation. It reflects the very nature of the "thirty second sh*tpost".
"What should my post contain?"
The content of the post is a reflection of your spirit. As this is the "thirty second sh*tpost" you should approach your keyboard with the intention of sh*tposting and let it flow.
At first, you might feel daunted. In this case you may look at current sh*tposting trends and draw inspiration from them.
As a beginner, you may copy a sh*tpost you have seen before and give it your own distinct touch. As you do this you will begin to get the feel and develop your own style.
As with all arts, the proper form is important. sh*tposting is not as abstract as it seems.
Emoticons are allowed. However, xD, ;_;, :3 are the marks of an amateur and are to be avoided.
Genuine typing errors should be left in, but not made on purpose. Even a non-sh*tposter can discern an intentional typo from an unintentional one, and you will lose credibility.
There is one exception. Leaving the "S" off of words that should be pluralized. Used sparingly, this can boost your sh*tposting power by 15%.
Poor grammar is acceptable. Take a moment of deliberation to see if your post could benefit from it.
Many sh*tposts stand or fall on this point alone.
"Thirty second sh*tpost" technique does not place great emphasis on image uploaded. Though an advanced technique is re-using an image to establish a truly epic sh*tpost.
Use these guidelines as a foundation. You will discover unwritten rules as you progress.
It's said that a master cannot make a sh*tpost in thirty seconds, but thirty sh*tposts in a second.
This guide too, was made in thirty seconds.
So good luck! Find your own style and perfect it!
I look forward to seeing the power of your "thirty second sh*tpost"! がんばって!
>>4278032
he ded yo
This guide will teach you "cutepost" technique.
"Cutepost" is a close relative of sh*tpost. As such, they are often mistaken. If you understand sh*tpost, then "cutepost" will be mastered shortly.
"Cutepost" appear in two forms.
First, long form of "cutepost".
Long form consist of omission of punctuation to create image of childish excitement.
Allowed to use multiple exclamation or question marks at the post end to enhance effect.
Second, short form.
Replacement of punctuation with line break.
You may end each line with exclamation/question mark if you please.
Both forms utilize intentional misspelling.
Compare "what happened?" to "what happended?".
The cuteness is clear to see.
A simple way to boost your "cutepost" strength is to use "a" where "an" is appropriate. For example, "a apple!".
Both forms may contain acronym. "lol" is common and used by posters experienced in "long form cutepost" as substitute for comma or period.
"haha", too.
"you" may become "u", etc. However, this is not always the case. Use discretion.
An example of this is "know" versus "kno", a common problem faced by novice of "cutepost".
In an attempt to maximize cuteness, the "w" is omitted. However, it will likely be viewed as an "ironic sh*tpost" due to overdoing it. It becomes a parody of itself.
Image uploaded is good for "cutepost". Any cute girl is acceptable.
But a true master is cute with even no image.
The big problem of "cutepost" being called "sh*tpost" and vice versa is simply a matter of one thing:
Sincerity.
If you are honest in your intent then people will realize it. It's simple.
If you aren't, then it can be seen as a joke or even insult. Then you enter "Hell of Ironic sh*tpost". You can't return.
Just kidding! You can return!
So manifest your inner little girl! If you believe you are cute, I can believe it too!
I look forward to seeing a lot of cute posts from you! がんばって!
>>4277987
hello modern aphrodite
Fuuu
>>4278009
The description was posted originally that explained it pretty well. Beares not sure if beare can remember it exactly but beare thinks it was something along the lines of
>"You ever heard something vile and dripping with toxic hatred? This is 4chan, of course you have. So post it here and we can all have a laugh."
As you can see irony is the deepseeded root of s4s
>>4277962
>>4277962
/s4s/ doesn't need any explanations
>>4278099
"The new rebels might be artists willing to risk the yawn, the rolled eyes, the cool smile, the nudged ribs, the parody of gifted ironists, the “Oh how banal.” To risk accusations of sentimentality, melodrama. Of overcredulity. Of softness. Of willingness to be suckered by a world of lurkers and starers who fear gaze and ridicule above imprisonment without law."
I am picking up what you are laying down!
>>4278032
I read your post and I like it very much. The only problem with posting unironically, (as I am doing here) is that such a post can mistaken for parody. Subtle criticism of the unironic poster.
Thanks for the cute cade.
That would be impossible. If you understood [s4s] you would know that. The layers of irony are too thick, imperceptibly so.
>>4277962
this:
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>>4277962
[s4s] offers nice memes, carryout and delivery to 4chan.
[s4s] is a cornerstone in the 4chan community and has been recognized for its outstanding meme cuisine, excellent service and friendly [s4s]quatches.
Our nice board is known for its modern interpretation of classic memes and its insistence on only using high quality fresh ingredients.
This board is for ironic le memes
>>4278126
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I agree with you on this important point. This is where newfigs trip up. A seething post, crafted lovingly into a psychological bullet perfectly aimed and shot into the heart of the uninitiated is not only appreciated, it is tweaked, polished and made into useful but deadly copy pasta.
>>4277962
this is a nice board
>>4277962
Have you accepted Kaname Madoka as your personal savior?
>>4278755
nice summary
what type of board do you have? what type of wood and what quality lacquer?
hard to explain a board when you can't see it or touch it.
>>4278755
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9vCaGNvgWo
>>4278749
Thing is, newfigs come along, look at the memes posted and think all yah gotta do is open paint and produce a badly drawn face. They see sec and eee guy and think, hey, this is easy, or hey, this is so lame.
They don't realize that every poor attempt at memery adds material to the meme forming singularity till it blows and voila, from out of the darkness, a meme is born. A meme that might only live here on this board, for maybe a week, but we know, we saw it and we destroy it to begin again.
>>4278751
Beare thanks you for the compliment and hopes you enjoy the pasta
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>>4278922
Checking yer fine digitary out there foot sir.
>>4278204
Oh shit
>>4278038
The true sign of someone who's been here since the beginning
What cycle are we on now? 5?
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