>this man has had sex more than you have
Le boner
Of course he has
>>4276346
r u a gril?
>>4276346
I have had more grapes than him, so who really gives a hoot or a fuck?
>>4276346
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Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4276404
the grass is always greener on the other side.
But no one tells you that you can always imagine that your grass is green by changing perspective and that is perfectly good too.
>>4276418
To grow grass greener, follow these 9 easy steps:
1) Choose a variety of grass seeds that will work best in your yard
2) Test your soil for nitrogen, phosphorus, pH levels and other elements with a soil test kit
3) Water your grass around the same time each morning
4) If you put a cup of Ammonia (nitrogen source) into a five gallon pail of water and a cup of epsom salts (magnesium sulfate), mix and throw it on your lawn with a cup it will make the grass greener
5) Mow your lawn 1 day after watering
6) If you mow your lawn high it will be more durable against drought and against frost.
7) In the summer it is good to mulch the lawn (don't vacuum up the grass) so that you can spend less on water
8) Aerate your lawn at least once in the spring and again in the fall for a green lawn
9) The best way to prevent weeds is to plant more grass with seeds
That's it, it's not complicated.
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>4276379
is this a joke
is this just fanta sea
frogot my frog home
escalating from reality
>>4276509
Easy come, easy go...
Anyway...
>>4276382
Zero hoots son
>>4277000
that's trips
That's fine
I've never lost my virginity because I never lose
>>4277099
that's dubs
>>4276346
not if I have sex with that man, then all his sex powers will be transferred to mine
:^(
I accidentally bought seeded grapes and you would not vbeloieve how annoying it is to have to pick the seeds outr of your mouth as you eeat them expecially when you're in the employee break room even though it's an off time and not many people are in there I spefdifially chose that time to avoid being around people but at least a couple ended up in there and they saew me removing the seeds with my fingers and making a little pile of grape seeds on the napkin eventually I got so embarassed I just threw it all away and thr grapes are probably still rotting in my refrigrator by this point I bought them a week ago and have yet to return to the store
>>4277137
bazooper
who the hell cares women are trash anyway
