Here's a philosophical concundrum
Pizza tastes nice, but eating it will give you heartburn. What do you do?
>>4274505
ur mum
i drench my pizza in red pepper flakes and i don't get heartburn
what kind of pussy stomach do you have
Since god is a pizza I'm eating the body of god so therefore I wont go to hell and therefore I won't burn.
But here's my question: the bible said god is a pizza but god is definitely not a pizza therefore evolution does not exist, because jesus was inside my anus.
pepperoni pizza is shitu tbh
>>4274505
take ranitidine
>>4274521
get the fuq off this planet and never return
>>4274537
LOL!
>>4274537
DID YOU KNOW?
DYK that Pepperoni is actually italian Salame and actual Pepperoni is actually called Peperoni?
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>4274505
>>4274513
Red pepper flakes are the fugging shit
>Eat so much it literally kills you.
>be in heaven
>"how'd you die anon?"
>"I ate pizza."
Best way to die tbh.
Eat it then get heart burn