anime gril flips egge with iNEXPLAYANBLE DEDICASHUN
>>4268608
hi lolo
anime boy holds his HED in EGREJUS CONFUSHUN
>>4268615
that's not a LoLo...
Now THIS is a LoLo!!!
>>4268608
I wish I had a little qt sis to make me omelet rice for brekky...
>>4268628
stfu and stop pretending like you ever even get your lazy ass up in time for breakfast. Your sister would be off and at work by the time you get up and would probably be disgusted by you and the idea of having to share her inheritance with such a low life
>>4268628
omurice! omurice!
>>4268628
real life isnt anmie fam little sisters are mean and mine thinks i'm a creep
>>4268632
my sister would be the freeloader, dummy. I work 2 jobs and still only have enough money to eat Ramen Noodles, pay my bills, and buy japanese anime even though I can't understand it. I just want to watch the anime legally, so before I download the subtitles I buy the BluRay discs from Japan even though I'm too poor to have a BluRay player.
check you're god damn privilege pls, and have a nice day
>>4268632
now thats what I call mad
>>4268646
did u ever told her she was sexy? and does she made you omelet rice? because I only want an anime sister, real girls or G R O S S !
>>4268651
>paying for anime
shiggy diggy tbh
>>4268661
you want to see my identification?
what did I do, officer?
>>4268656
never told her she was sexc though i did touch her butte once and another time i held her down and kissed her
shes never made me omurice because as i said in my previous post shes not an anmie and is gross
>>4268677
nice doubles, but maybe she's just mad because you pretended you wanted to have s e x with her and then you didn't, which devalued her as a person.
the only good way to solve this is to either have s e x with her or get a photographer to take some lewds of her so she feel beautiful again, but yeah. real women are SUPER GROSS! YUCK!
I'm sorry if you have to have s e x with her, but that's the bridge you have to cross if you ever want to make things right again.
>>4268685
thnx for the advice fam but i dont think she would like it very much if i sex her bc she thinks im gross and she always pushed me away when i tried to touch her
i was just a dumb horny teenager tbh there was never anything behind the advances i made on her
id see her walking around with her little butte in her tight little shorts and her puffy nipples sticking out of her vest and get torqued af but then id have a fap and id be able to think clearly again
growing up as a beta male with a hot sister is suffering
>>4268628
she'd flipping a fried egg in OP pic. it's easier to use a spatula if ur making eggs over easy tho... i have broken eggs making over easy before and when i ask ppl if i'm making eggs for them how they want it done that is the most dreaded request. anyway the anime is doing it an absurd way.
anyway, are u australian? the other person i knew who said "brekky" was from there.
>>4268620
which one is supposed to be me? nice picture of obese women. i would critique how they are dressed but i realized if ur 300 lbs ur clothing choices are limited. i can still shop juniors sizes if i so choose thx.
>>4268796
>the anime is doing it an absurd way
u cant really blame her shes only a little anime
Here we go
>>4268796
it's not about the food, LoLo...
it's about the love, bby...
*cries EXACTLY 1,000 tears of passionate pain*
>>4268827
it's better if u can show u aren't a total fuck up at even that.
i can't really into ltr tho :/
>>4268838
what's you're favorite types of eggs?
also, no I don't have any African in me, but I did once know and Australian guy and I guess his accent somehow integrated itself into mine to such a degree that I would mindlessly call breakfast "brekky" on my favorite internet messaging board
linguistics is so weird, right?
>>4268846
i only buy regular chicken eggs? i prefer the darker yolks so i typically buy the kind that either promise some level of "omega 3" (<mfw i don't know what that means) or at the minimum "cage free", which i think is retail language for slightly better than the worst. it's weird how even nicer eggs can sometimes be randomly pale. i don't spring for "organic" very often cuz it's too much. i try to pay less than $3 per dozen. i know eggshell color doesn't matter also, it's down to the genetics of the bird that laid it. i would like to get backyard chickens maybe but i haven't yet. i'd need a chicken coop.
>>4268869
that sounds like a fun summer project! you could even make a blog about it :^)
>>4268796
wow your so culturally ignorant
