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2016-03-21 21:00:58 Post No. 4263287
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2016-03-21 21:00:58
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What are you havin' there, Lucky Charms? All right, let me tell you the whole conspiracy behind Lucky Charms, man. So, all right. Look in the bowl. See the little crunchy wheat things? And they have all the vitamins and minerals, right? So they're not that tasty, are they? Yeah, well, they're shaped like little crosses and little fish - the ichthys symbol that the Greeks drew over their doors to signify they were Christians so the Romans wouldn't kill 'em. And then, the little marshmallow things - and those are, those are fun, aren't they? They sure are - but they have no nutrition, they're just sugary and colorful, and those are shaped like pentagrams and moons and clovers...traditional Pagan symbols. So the propaganda that Lucky Charms is tryin' to lay on you is that the path to Christianity, which is no fuckin' fun, but they will give you vitamins and keep you regular, and the path to Paganism, which is colorful and bright and sweet, but it'll rot your teeth and make you fat.
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