Yuji Sakai, if your still out there somewhere, I just called to say I're miss you
but don't get the wrong idea it's not like I like you or anything
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
lol stop being tsundere you f*cking nigger
wow lol a le talking phone
le "joke" is that le picture is commonly seen as what le OP le looks like, and so it le "implies" that le OP is le talking to us through le phone
that is why this "thread" is "funny"
>>4262522
Fear not little anime.. Yuji will return some day
Your fortune: Average Luck
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Yuji Sakai? Is that you?
Yuji, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.
You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.
Nobody will remember Yuji Sakai. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. Not even [s4s]'s. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
In short, you are an enormous failure.
Yuji, being that you're about 45 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "ironic", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.
The abhorrent failures that are memes such as "I make a le thread", "i lol'd so hard" and "Failboat", Yuji Sakai, that is your legacy.
Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Yuji, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.
Maybe in a couple of years, Yuji, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.
I genuinely doubt it.
After 13,798±0,037 billion years of waiting, I finally finished the ultimate meme. His name is Pullover Man. It's ridiculously amazing and has all kinds of epic jokes. Only I can post this meme because I am the best memer in the world. I am the best. No one is better than me, because, as previously stated, I am the best in the world at meming. I know I'm being modest, so I should say this meme was easy to make, because, as stated, I'm the best there is. This meme is perfect, hands down. Anyone who says it isn't perfect will have their comment deleted, blocked from my account, blocked from 4chan, computer destroyed with a hammer, and you will be killed by my millions of fans at the snap of my fingers, because I can demand that much respect, because I'm the best. Hope you enjoy my meme. His name is Pullover Man. This post has palindrome..emordnilap sah tsop sihT .naM revolluP si eman siH .emem ym yojne uoy epoH .tseb eht m'I esuaceb ,tcepser hcum taht dnamed nac I esuaceb ,sregnif ym fo pans eht ta snaf fo snoillim ym yb dellik eb lliw uoy dna ,remmah a htiw deyortsed retupmoc ,nahc4 morf dekcolb ,tnuocca ym morf dekcolb ,deteled tnemmoc rieht evah lliw tcefrep t'nsi ti syas ohw enoynA .nwod sdnah ,tcefrep si emem sihT .si ereht tseb eht m'I ,detats sa ,esuaceb ,ekam ot ysae saw emem siht yas dluohs I os ,tsedom gnieb m'I wonk I .gnimem ta dlrow eht ni tseb eht ma I ,detats ylsuoiverp sa ,esuaceb ,em naht retteb si eno oN .tseb eht ma I .dlrow eht ni remem tseb eht ma I esuaceb emem siht tsop nac I ylnO .sekoj cipe fo sdnik lla sah dna gnizama ylsuolucidir s'tI .naM revolluP si eman siH .emem etamitlu eht dehsinif yllanif I ,gnitiaw fo sraey noillib 730,0±897,31 retfA
