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- Survival!
>vanilla Minecraft with a few enhancements
- Dynamic Economy!
>based on a hyperbolic curve influenced by supply/demand
- 12km Vanilla Map!
>with world wrapping
- Land Claiming System!
>economy driven, auto-expiring
- Ranking System!
>with perks and commands
- Minimal Admin Intervention!
>players make the server what it is
- Custom Meme Plugins!
>pvp arenas, meme items and more written by wew_lad
- Dank Maymays!
>only the BEST memes
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Drink water
nice tower m8
>>4249479
I shall.
>>4249474
epic
>>4249614
same
saving this gem of a thread
>>4249614
RESTORE DRUMPF
>>4249474
dey feeling duh bern
>tfw my bumps are meaningless
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eXlBIcvj94
>>4251318
nice story pupper
Why is the server down?
It's not. A few players are on right now, and I was just on a second ago.
>>4251597
get a life
>>4251584
It is not down.
>>4249474
can sumone help :c im new and i was exploring and im stuck in a fence or something and it keeps kicking me for "flying (or equivalent)" or i get this weird Java error but im always kicked now
>gif related that i amde of the problem
>>4251925
image didnt post
>>4251932
Post your name and w8 for rtg i guess idk
Rtg da serb
Time 4 sum fresh miims
server is down
all you autists on suicide watch LMAO
Guys... i'm closing up shop. I'm wrapping the serb up. It's too much... the upkeep, the micromanaging... I've got to take a break and it's not fair to you to keep the serb up if I cannot maintain it. I really hope you all understand and I will absolutely be uploading a copy of the map for anyone who wants to keep things going on their own. Thanks to all involved, I will never forget you guys!
1999 Toyota Tacoma
>Regular Cab
>2.4L 4-cylinder engine
>Manual 5-speed
>>4252319
That's funny. My buddy tells me he's starting up a serb, and then a week later you pull the fuckin plug.
mfw
>>4252319
>tfw i just joind this serb an liked it alot
>>4252814
The absolute madman himself
>>4252945
<feels
<waifus
i hate /co/mblr so much
>>4252989
>>4252319
fake.
the real RTG is driving 80 miles today, he wouldnt have time to write this.
>>4253044
how would you know is he your boyfriend
>>4253047
its called le oldfigs know
and skype/communication methods
>>4253048
get a fucking life you loser
>>4253053
dont be rude
this is nice board
>>4253057
you are in the server literally 24 hours a day
>>4253062
Not True.
If that was the case I'd be meme master already.
>>4253053
Te gusta pene negro?
>>4253111
checked
>>4253117
ew ad
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons andAMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Fellow minecrafters: the serb is bust. I simply do not have the means to keep it up. It is being taked down. r.i.p. hope u understant
>>4253953
Hello bunt
>>4253953
Die.
Your daily reminder that James Watson was right when he said that niggers were dumber than us white people and more violent than the saw franchise
>>4254139
Chink overlords when
>>4254197
I love you rtg, pls update to 1.9 I'm drink
>>4254207
i wouldnt till optifine support. need muh 32chunk render distance and smoother fps fam. plus i like to have a mini map installed cause i have shit sense of direction
>>4254075
unfiguratively mad over a minekrampf serber l.o.l. yea die? yea me die cause i faked r.t.g.? ha, ha. yea ME die... ME die cause i faked admin on a board with no tripcodes. me die not u, not u ur tiem on this earth is too precious. u got a fuckugly tower to construct! u stay alive, eyyo make sure this kid stayes alive cause hes worken on a epic towre. me die though cause i made his hart drop for a moment when he thot r.t.g. was forcin him to pack up his bindle of minekrampf blokks and take it the hell somewhere else. dont worry ur blokks r safe sleep tite pupper
>>4254444
Nice quads.
Bunt this is getting unhealthy, you need a break from the internet. Get your shit together fam
>>4254555
o i m healthy friend. i am beyond healthy. i am ... *consdescending sigh* i'm a hundred thousand times better than you, bro. just leave it be. leave it be and explore your epic block world no one is stopping you!
>>4254558
Im talkin mentally ya dope
>>4254731
LEGIT CRINGED @ UR POST LOL I KNOW WAT U MEANT
>>4254739
Autism+internet isnt healthy.
Look at chris-chan, youll end up like him if you stay in denial
>>4254741
we can take autism outta the equation if u jus quit talken to me, ha gotcha
>>4254745
Why should I?
You were diagnosed with autism right
>>4254745
u can take the autism out of the internet but u can't take the internet out of the autism.
>>4254818
yea try takin it to heart ha nailedem
UAUUGH
>>4252322
gud double
BRAUUGUAH
NAY BAPPET
LEAV HALF LABET I
>>4254555
Shut the fuck up boxxy we all know it's you.
>>4254889
MY PALLEt had MY NAME ON IT LEAVE HALF BALLET AND THIS CAN END
>>4254939
leave the god dam half balet in my disposal hole
mY BALET MAY BALET
>>4254955
no fee fees frend just teen-tees heh get it? im so smarte :') (like t-n-t's thats how u pronoucne it)
>>4254979
>bunt
>smart
pick one
>>4255012
Go fuck yourself FETUS, you call yourself better yet you've been on TWICE as long as bunt this week. Suck my cock you fuck
>>4255012
cringy as usual, FEET, never change.
btw i just fixd my spacebar im on toppa the world
>>4255037
You're right, I'm being rude right now, but you have to stop shitting on bunt. It fills these threads with useless drivel, and to be honest, YOURE very rude dude.
>>4255054
>me
>ever being rude
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Thats the irony of it man.
However, I'm not shitting on bunt, as much as staying by my word.
I simply see this as a friendly shitflinging contest.
>>4255061
I don't care dude. Bunt is my friend, and I don't want to see him shat on constantly, do you feel me? Maybe just 1 hour a day or whatever, just not all the god damn time
>>4255078
Tell him to stop asking for the tnt then, because he won't get it.
I thought this show was over days ago after he said he didnt really care.
>>4255088
nice dubs pupper
>>4255089
thanks pal
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons andAMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
bunt
>>4255964
uuaugh?
>>4256168
*tips fedora*
ban bunt he's one sad sack of shit
>>4256538
yEA? yea how DOUBT IT *u stammer tryeing to answere* YEAAA U GOT NOTHIN kid haa-aahhaha laffing in ur general direction i am king of the pallets i will never have a nother lappet leave my site as long as i live! most storied, complete, unique, historic collection on serb do not doubt it! pallets up ur bum!
EsforesCraft will be whitelisted temporarily for "repairs" :^)
>>4257194
But I need to play :(
What about my memekraft addiction?
>>4257230
unwhitelisted come on in
RTG
did u make a creative thing
how do i get on
i want to build a cannone
woosh
>>4256715
lol did u think i was mocking him?
i meant it about myself, silly
Did you remove the warp for memeisland?
And /seen is broken
S O O N
O
O
N
DA SERB
RTG DA SERB REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
sent ;)
WHITELIST ME &oGODDAMMIT
Serbs down because you could sell shit in the creative world tbqh.
Shouldnt be long.
>>4257523
fair point tbh
was meta doing that
>>4257525
RTG thinks it may be beacons, as theres now over 1500 in stock.
I notified him after I dropped a stack of emerald blocks into the shop
>>4257525
FREE BEACONS
BEACONS 4 NEWFIGS JOIN THE REVOLUTION
>>4257527
but yes, meta did something.
>>4257530
B A N M E T A
A
N
M
E
T
A
>>4257532
dindu nuffin
making beacons accessible 4 newfigs isnt against the rules tbh fam
LITERALLY THE B E S T PLAYER ON THE SERB
>>4257535
>vanilla survival server needs cheap beacons for newfigs so we can hundreds of fucking buffllights throughout the world
fuck off meta you're a bleeding idiot
>>4257535
meta, youre literally teh reason why the economy is fucked now
thanks
>>4257542
meta, you literally destroyed the economy in 5 seconds.
>try to join
>says i'm not whitelisted
what
>>4257547
L I T E R A L L Y
>>4257548
RTG is working on stuff, Metapod got stuff thru creative and fucked the economy.
PLS WHITELIST ME SENPAI??!
>>4257571
itll reopen soon buddy boy, just be patient.
resetting serb to 8 hours ago, my apologies
>>4257565
god damn it metapod :))))
Can I grief this server?
>>4257577
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! THOSE DUBS ARE OUT OF BOUNDS!!!!!!!!
>>4257576
REVOKE METAS CLAIMS
HE IS STIFLING OUR PROGRESS
>>4257583
metapod is a savage
>>4257432
LITERALLY creative mode
>>4257673
this meme was ahead of its time
i designed a trampoline while the serb was off
you can thank me when rtg fixed DA SERB
PROMOTE META TO ADMIN
RENAME SERB "META'S MINECWAFT"
CREATE GIANT META STATUE AT SPAWN SO ALL MAY BE BLESSED WITH META'S ROYAL PRESENCE UPON JOINING (what a better greeting than that!!)
WHITELIST ME
Wheres my whitelist you fre*king loser?
literally ruining the serb for everyone on a weekend then taking to the thread to deny any wrongdoing despite everyone hating you for it
#justmetapodthings
>>4257846
glad to see someone posting my OC
Server operational again :^)
RTG DA SERB
AFK much, rtg?
1.9 when rtg
>>4258457
heh good meme
I would but my account got messed up when migrating to a mojang account and now I don't have premium :(
>>4258974
Nothing in your post makes any sense.
bunt
>>4259387
o H
succ
>>4259425
UAUUGH
>>4259429
Bunt y did u say u wanted 2 strangle fetus thats rude
Its me, Metapod.
I've been jailed even tho i didn't break any rules.
This is what you get when u try 2 fite the system.
ROW ROW FITE THE POWA
literally the b e s t
>>4260016
even without looking directly at this post you can feel the autismal aura radiating from it
zoz
>>4260145
make pupe happey
>>4260016
<metapod
<literally the best
<this triggers rtg
<he jails metapod because he cant handle not being the best
TOP KEK
BUYING SLIME
>>4260508
lol GUD 1
>>4260609
I fucking love my life, except for the lack of sex. Im 26 and in the last 10 years went from being the biggest nerd, to being the most confident, social and likeable person. I can meet and speak to women easily, even throw in some sexual tension and flirting. But at the end of the day I don't go in for the kill and become friendzoned. Just today a girl phoned me, begged me to go out for a drink, just to end up bitching about her boyfriend breaking up with her and how horny she is, but then continue to tell me I am too deep in the friendzone for her to have sex with me.
Basically I just want your opinion on my life. I love my life the way it is, I make a lot of money, have many good friends, confidence and I'm relatively good looking. All where I'm lacking is in the sex department. Do you think I am afraid of intimacy or what's my reason for not getting intimate even though I have plenty of opportunities
>>4260653
In your own opinion, you think you're attractive, but that doesn't mean jack shit in this situation. If you were as well off as you claim, you'd be drowning in pussy.
You're either too much of a pussy to make a move, or too much of a cuck but don't realize it.
Either way, you're being led on, bunt.
>>4260653
Now, I aint boxxy here, but I'll throw in my 2 cents.
>loving life
Great, continue to do so, keep yourself up bro, never let anything hold you down
> Im 26 and in the last 10 years went from being the biggest nerd
The term nerd can mean anything, do you mean asocial moreso?
>most confident, social and likeable person
This is in your own opinion, you seem almost full of yourself.
>I can meet and speak to women easily, even throw in some sexual tension and flirting. But at the end of the day I don't go in for the kill and become friendzoned.
If you show that you are interested in them sexually from the get-go, you shouldnt get friendzoned. This doesnt add up in my brain, personally.
>Just today a girl phoned me, begged me to go out for a drink, just to end up bitching about her boyfriend breaking up with her and how horny she is, but then continue to tell me I am too deep in the friendzone for her to have sex with me.
You're *that* friend. Cut your losses, shes either leading you on, or youre misinterpreting what shes saying and figured shes friendzoned you (thus being the reason why you put it there)
> I make a lot of money, have many good friends, confidence and I'm relatively good looking
You really are sounding full of yourself, take it down a notch, you say this about yourself because youre actually insecure.
>Do you think I am afraid of intimacy or what's my reason for not getting intimate even though I have plenty of opportunities
This solidifies the thought crossing my mind of possible insecurity.
Either way, something in your life is wrong, and you need to take a good step back, and take out areas of bad influence upon your life. Take a week to think on this, I'd suggest you avoid the internet and vidya, as the internet in itself is a source of negative energy, while vidya, especially social ones, can get in the way of your life.
>>4260757
one last thing to add
social media too, social media is a cancer and I'd suggest to avoid that like the plague
>>4260653
wew
23.239.132.35
Worst server ever
ban bunt he's one sad sack of shit
^
>>4260742
>>4260757
ummmmmm can u say RUSED?
shoot, man, i hope you guys at least checked to make sure this wasn't pasta before responding...
>>4261366
now thats rude dude
>>4261366
thanks for posting my oc again
nice dubs btw
>>4261366
I can't say I found anything when I reverse searched the earlier passage.
Honestly, I'm not judging, so it's fine if you just wanted some advice.
>>4261366
NICE DAMAGE CONTROL
>>4261483
yea i didnt either at first
i dont even think that dude was trying to be me..
found it on /adv/ archive just now
>>4261476
hehe ye
>>4261499
i think thats my oc
thanks for posting it
nice dubs btw
>>4261518
heh ye
>>4261366
sad sack of shit
>>4261531
thanks for posting my oc
>>4261560
he ye
post rare buntsLITERALLY on the right
>>4261830
what texture pack is that
>>4261888
nice trips
it's the 8k texture pack, you need at least AMD nano for it
>>4261894
nice nick tbh
link it bud
>>4261898
lmao I TROLLED you
>>4261947
Ur a rude
These cells r inhumane, theyre so cold a normal human being wouldn't even survive 10 minutes.
Curse rtg and his unethical actions...
Thank God I'm Metapod, me, the best player.
I have the skills to make a fire even in this unfortunate situation.
Soon I'll b free, and the whole serb will rejoice and celebr8.
Me, Metapod, literally the
B E S T
E
S
T
>>4262788
l.o.l. we all h8 u
>>4262788
I built the cell. I built that entire jail tbh. At least rtg didn't put you in the solitary confinement cell.
Be thankful we talked rtg out of perma banning you.
NAY LAPPET
LEAVE 3 BAPPET
>>4262918
what did metapod,L I T E R A L L Y the best playerdo?
>>4262968
literally the who?
just GotTa MAKE THIS autistic REquest 4 BLOcks ThaT nEvEr belonGED me a FeW morE times BUT iTs okay BEcause ItS alL a GraND rUSe THat Im ESsentially PLAying On myseLf
ThatLL Show THEm WhO Is REALLy AutisTiC
>>4262974
theB E S T
>>4262968
He went to the newly opened creative world, and exploited the economy by selling ~1000 beacons, and used that money to buy diamonds and beacons in the survival world.
rtg had to fix the economy, adjust meta's bal, take away items that metapod bought with the stolen GBPs, as well as fix the selling option in the creative world. He's pretty much banned, because he created unnecessary work for rtg when everyone else player nicely tbh famerino.
>>4262996
dont ring any bells
>>4263020
A lappet is a decorative flap, fold or hanging part of a headdress or garment. Lappets were a feature of women's headgear until the early 20th century, and are still a feature of religious garments. A bishop's mitre has two lappets (infulæ) sewn to the back of it.
first image of bury nice
>>4263179
image decided not today
>>4263184
then it decided to be the wrong image
>>4263186
>>4263195
update your bury nice picture
cant connect to server
Think u can contain me: Metapod?
better guess twice kiddo...
Thats right, me, Metapod, broke out of your jail.
Nothing can stop me, Metapod, because im
L I T E R A L L Y the BEST player on the serb
Me, Metapod
You should basically make me an admin rite now, studies show 93% of the players want Me, Metapod, as admin.
Nothing can take my freedom away.
I literally won this game.
Me, Metapod, Not even admins can stop him, me, Metapod, literally THE example everyone should follow.
Thats right, its me, Metapod, literally the
B E S T
E
S
T
player on the serb
rekt...
>>4263441
bro no1 cares just do you
Tai lopez here in my serb, just lettin you know to kill yourself famiglia
>>4263849
GTFO with that shekelgoblin shit
>>4263433
Why don't we ever see each other nowadays? You never come over and spit in my mouth anymore...
>my mfw when I see a block thread
>>4263441
lol no
I banned you before and I'll gladly do it again.
>>4263433
Metapod. Are you sparkles?
404
I /home bed'ed and it took me to edge of the fucking nether
Thoughts fam?
bunt? more like
cunt
stunt
front
hunt
punt
ha-ha hani's country got sploded
>>4265065
same
>>4265065
saving this thread of a gem
bunt
>>4266864
ban bunt
>>4266963
bring back bunt
>>4266983
ban bunt, bring back bunt for a while, and ban bunt again
thanks guys!!! ty for fetus for the fine tuning to get right to it exact!!! now to spend it all onto claim blocks then make it all again!!!!
>>4267351
u fukeng cheateing soupladle...
>>4267357
hey no need to be rude! I assure you I got this money fair and square! Ive been working up to this for years now
>>4267357
hello bunty poo
>>4267417
NAY LAPET
>>4267433
k
>>4267453
THANK U FRIEND I KNEW U WUD COME AROUND
>>4267479
no problemo
pal
>>4267521
u beter have left the lappets
>>4267621
I bet he did
>>4267521
get a real hat you filthy heeb
>>4267768
thats not him silly, that's the depiction of jews he chooses to perpetuate because ever since he found out we're more privileged than his plain white bread ass he's harbored a vendetta against us and cannot adequately explain why we're worthy of anything less than utmost respect and reverence. good luck with your shelf-stocking interview fetus you pussified waste of life!
>>4267980
>be bunt
>unironically a kike
>claims to be superior despite autism
>takes offense to swastikas
If you were so superior, nothing would ever trigger you.
>be me
>bunt calls me a waste of life
At least Im making an attempt to contribute to society.
>>4267996
heh, ur comebacks are notoriously bad, i have to say. it is a pattern i have noticed. still utterly unable to adequately explain why being jewish is not an excellent stroke of luck on this planet besides 'lol unfigurative jew, like, literally, u are jew. haha, nuff said'
like no joke i felt a twinge of pity when you said 'at least im making an attempt' i actually felt bad for you i almost want to apologize
>>4268031
sure thing, feetsies ~places hand on ur shoulder out of condolence~ sure thing
>>4268038
Ok pal thats just gay tbh.
No, I wont e your gay lover, but Im sure metapod would.
>>4268059
psh half of those are probly a reaction image
>>4268063
Prolly.
>>4268070
heh.... ye. sup
>>4268143
LIL TRIGGERD THERE BUDDY?
HA YEA U TRIGGERD
I MEAN TRIGGERED A LAME WORD TO USE BUT ITS FUKEN SPOT ON I MEAN WHO JUST SAYS THAT AND ONLY THAT "WOW U SUK" WITHOUT ANY ATTEMPT TO CONVINCE CASUAL THREADGOERS WITH SOME SCINTILLA OF LOGIC U LIKE THAT? I LEARNED SCINTILLA FROM THE ELECTION COVERAGE
REMINDS ME OF SCALIA R.I.P. HE WAS ONE OF THE GREATS
SPEAKING OF VOCAB TROMB DESCRIBED RUBIO AS STRIDENT BUT I HAVE THIS FEELING LIKE HE ONLY IS PARTICULARLY FAMILIAR WITH THAT WORD BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE CALLED H!I!M! STRIDENT CAUSE HE KINDA CAN BE BUT THATS ALRITE I WILL ALWAYS LOVE TROMB
POOP IN butt thread :0
boppie pee in a underpant thread
cleaneing up a diper thread
YOUD THINK STRIDENT MEANS GRACEFUL OR SOEMTHING CAUSE 'STRIDE' IS A NOBLE WORD BUT IT IS ACTUALLY A NEGATIVE
>>4268143
REMINDER I AM PROBLY THE ONLY ONE THAT TRIGGERS THIS LIL BISCH HA YALL WELCOME DONT MENTION IT
POOP-A-PALOOZA
Lol I didn't know Sparkles played Minecraft
