>get told to commit sudoku
>commit cummies instead
Who /mischievous/ here?
who are you quoting newfriend? :^)
>>4218512
*has rape-sex with you*
>>4218518
The akashic records, namefig.
>>4218519
*likes it anyway*
*begs for more*
I bet you never saw this coming, fagfag.
>>4218522
*accidentaly slips penise in butte*
*you start moaning in pain and arousal*
bet you never saw this coming, figfig :^)
>>4218524
*cummes a lot*
*likees it a lot*
u can't win this game, fugfigfag
I'm always a step ahead of u
>>4218539
oh god it feels so good ITS LIKE IM CUMMING
>>4218522
>>4218544
>44
>22
Sweet dubs.
It's all slicked up in here, have some theme music for this thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0PY_Vd9AOs
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>4218544
*cummes*
*passes out and wakes up*
*cummes again*
*checks ur dubs*
*cant stop cumming*
i run this shit fugfag u can't win just give up
u will collapse from exhaustion before i run out of cummies
>>4218564
*thrusts ur penise inside my butte*
haha CHECKmate :)
>>4218569
*puts your poop covered penise in my mouth*
oops hehe :^)
>>4218573
but poop is not nice
>>4218580
*shits diarrhoea in a glass and drinks it*
>>4218581
fug you that is rude
*regrets ever giving you attention*
>>4218584
*shits into your eyes blinding you so you can never give attention to anyone else again*
>>4218588
WOW Im literally speechless...
>>4218590
why? is there poopy in your mouth as well?
>>4218569
>>4218573
>>4218580
>>4218581
>>4218584
>>4218588
>>4218590
*sees you put someone elses penise inside youre butte*
*cummes cuz i got cucked hard*
*watches u and the other anon cummies each other*
*cummes*
>>4218593
*sniff*
URE SO MEAN PLEASE STOP THIS BULLY
>>4218595
*fugs u, because other anon is being mean*
>>4218596
*sits at the top of a staircase and shits runny diarrhoea and then watches it trickle all the way to the bottom floor*
>>4218599
*gets fugged again*
*realize ur dick still has the other anon's bodily fluids all over it*
*cummes extra hard*
at this point if you stop fugging me i'll die
>>4218607
*CUMS URE PUSSER FULL*
*KEEPS CUMMING*
*KISSES YOU TIGHTLY WHILE CARESSING URE BODY ROUGHLY*
cum in myboipucci
Your fortune: Bad Luck
[s4s] sure has been extra lewd™ lately
Fresh pasta was traditionally produced by hand, sometimes with the aid of simple machines, but today many varieties of fresh pasta are also commercially produced by large-scale machines, and the products are widely available in supermarkets.
>>4218632
make my insides all squishy anon-kun~
>>4218623
*cummes a lot again while moaning lewdly*
*feels ur dicke inside me and passes out from pleasure*
*feels ur dicke cumming inside me and wakes up from pleasure*
*falls in love with u*
*gets addicted to u*
i need more of you i can't get enough of you please don't deprive me of ur cumme
>>4218512
so dumb bro. seriously so goddamn dumb. can you imagine being this fartface? you're life's over you go in for the obligatory life review with the two beings of light and you're just watchin your dumb ass sit at the computer and have vaguely gay fantasies with androgynous cartoons. beings of light are like lol check out this fuckup. then they make you admit you coulda done much better. coulda been much more. and so they demote you to some pissant amphibian or something. cause you didn't deserve a human life with the way you neglected yourself and accomplished not-much-the-hell-of-anything. eek. thanking my lucky stars i'm not this faggot thanking the lord almighty that i am a cut above dumbshits like this.
>>4218632
All me, trying to extract sexual energy from unsuspecting anons. I litterally feed from their erect pee-pees through the astral.
>>4218649
Said beings of light wouldn't last a day in my shoes. They're not going to do anything cause I won't listen to them. I don't have to, I can just walk past them and chill in my own little hermetic astral plane, free from normies, free from lightsiders and darksiders alike, from all this shit bruh.
>>4218640
*cums in spurts*
*starts craving a burger*
*wonders if there is burger*
>>4218667
*prepares u a burger*
i exchange burger for cummies
1 burger = 1 cummie
>>4218669
anon, you are my greatest ally
*eats burger with great hunger*
*cums of the sheer pleasure*
pls destroy my mouth and boipusi
Waits for you to excrete burger. Mashes excrement into hamburger buns. Takes a bite and fights the gag. Embraces the gag. Finger in ass. Gag. Cums. Shits. Gags cums shits
>>4218670
*succ ur cummies*
*gives u 100 burg in exchange for 100 cummes*
*attach u to the chair so u cant leave*
I have a boner....
>>4218552
naice music btw, good for cummies
>>4218671
take a seat the doctor will see u in a moment
>>4218674
eww go to the looney bin
>>4218676
take care of it please, just stroke ur shaft in a loving manner until cummies manifests
>>4218652
good luck w/ dat lmao psst:you wont have the same cage-roaming freedom your ugly parents give u
>>4218675
a-anon you can't break me...
ah.. Ah...!
*starts cumming profusely while being force-fed burger*
aaahhhn~ anon! If you do that I... I'lll... I might *huff* *huff*
go cwazyy...........
ah... ah....
*cums with the force of thousand burgers*
>>4218682
ayyy when u die they take ur experiences, ur memories, erase it from ur soul and send you back here as always the 2 beings of life or krishna or jesus or mahomet or ur deceased grandma or ur gf or whatever, just avatars they take to make u comfortable and crack u open
enjoy your endless reincarnation, dumbass
>>4218687
*licks all ur cummies*
*licks all the burgersauce around ur mouth*
*lets u rest for 20 min cuz i dont wanna break my lovely cummies distributor just yet*
>>4218691
*haa* *haa*
please teashe me moore~
I want *hah* hah* more....
Delet this thred
Need some assistance here..
>>4218688
thats what im sayin, u comin back as somethin lame cause u squandered ur time here, bitsch, nevr 4get it
>>4218698
Just stay off the thread fag
>>4218703
good pointe but wow that's a rude word, can we be civil on this boarde?
ahh~ please let me out of this torment!
anon.... ahh... ahh... let me cum...
I cant thaake it any mooore~
>>4218696
wow if u continue like that i will break u lol
*gives u the ultimate succ until u cant take it anymore*
u like it huh
>>4218698
no u
>>4218699
*jerks u off with my hand full of that other anons cumme*
ur a fag now
how do u feel
>>4218700
lol ur desperate and want ur struggle to have meaning but it wont it's all the same shit hitler and mother teresa are the same theres no justice, no merit, no retribution, just chaos in a sea of cause &nd effect u kno what i mean as above so below its an endless fractal multiverse and the beings of light arent god they are just the guards of this prison
>>4218710
wow what the hell calm down or u will get a chastity cage ok????
>>4218716
please come back soon so I can please my master
>>4218512
*farts in you are thread*
>>4218512
who are you quoting?
>>4218716
>mfw unaffected because I like that shiz
Ooh fuck yeah bb gimme all the cummy handy J's & then get a boy to give dat mouth hug yk c;
>>4218681
*cummes while watching the animes cumme*
>>4218719
if ur bored just masturbate and cumme all over ur tummy
>>4218724
*slaps ur butte very hard until u cry*
>>4218728
ur dicke
>>4218730
wow ur a big fag how about u give ur cumme to this lil one here he needs all the cumme he can find >>4218719
>>4218738
*cummes while watching u cumme to us cummeing*
cumme singularity reached
formation of exotic cummies
danger
>>4218746
will u come lick it if I do?
>>4218716
hur endless fractal universe because i was never to able to construct a finely-crafted proverbial house of cards in that universe so my shit-slinging and apathy is totally justified lol i spit on u
>>4218751
all ur cumme belong to me in case u didnt realize lol ill lick u clean cuz of course i need to clean my toys after using them its common sense
>>4218754
lol u dont know about the cards ive been dealt maybe its best if i dont assume anything about me ok im just a grade below this dude in terms of shite cards http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/19106197 unless u can tell me the meaning of life or spend all ur time in a hospital u can fuck off with ur self righterous bullshit ok not all problems are self inflicted and i got more than i can handle on my frail shoulders ok if the creator gives me shite for having a lil fun then fuck him fuck him for making me this way and fucke his shitty creation u feel me????????
>>4218766
get well soon we love u i was just callin u out on ur ruff x-terior
>>4218746
>>4218719
Yiss
Dress like a cutie girl & gimme succ till I goo in your mouth
>>4218766
ahh! sorry!
I just wanted to make sure none of it goes unused~
>>4218512
why are all anime posters perverts?
>>4218524
I really hope this doesn't become another sexual roleplay thing on s4s. These are happening a lot lately
>>4218783
Everyone is a perv, man. It's just easier because the smut + anonymity of anime's is readily available
>>4218794
Why do men pretend to be anime girls? Don't you feel like a degenerate?
>>4218771
thanx i probably wont its ok i need to vent and i only have this place to do it im sorry for shitposting all the time but it helps i probably should try yoga lol but i don't have the strenght anymore tbh
>>4218772
u should force him to give u the succ i reckon
>>4218780
u dont need to worry about that lol just make sure to produce enough cummies to keep me satisfied and everything will be ok
>>4218783
we all have different reasons m8
>>4218789
how is it different from any other kind of entertainment????? ur mom watching desperate housewives is as pathetic and useless as us lewdposting on the 4chins, or u playing some vidya all the same shite
>>4218801
>implying they're a(l)always men doing this
>trying to shame people for their fetishes
If you're so put off, gtfo
>>4218811
Who are you quoting? You know you are a man and they all are.
>>4218804
Sumbudii better just give me the succ already...
>>4218814
Newfag
>>4218811
[s4s] isn't really the place for fetishes.
Unless your fetish happens to be...
>8811
THOSE SICK DOUBLE DUBS
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>4218766
oh no, another person who really thinks they've seen all there is to see in terms of pain.
It's much more admirable by those around you when you take things as they come rather than bringing it up at every point in an attempt to validate yourself in any respect. Trust me, I've very likely been through, seen and done just as much if not far more than you.
Type your sexual comments, covered by a thin sheet of irony just because you're deliberately spelling stupidly so it isn't as embarrassing, masturbate and get back to looking through r9k for people who have unfortunate circumstances that you can save so you don't have to spend time making up, dare I say, stories to garner sympathies
>>4218833
nothing personnel kid
>>4218804
>how is it different from any other kind of entertainment????? ur mom watching desperate housewives is as pathetic and useless as us lewdposting on the 4chins, or u playing some vidya all the same shite
it sure seems to be a hard concept to grasp, that I actually have a life and a line of work rather than sitting around living off of autismbux. But, then, what can really be expected from an underaged NEET
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>4218833 ~~{[dubs]}~~
risky clicc
>>4218835
I couldn't hold back the full fledged edge, my man
>>4218833
>33
nice
Also, damn n*gguh, that's harsh.
This whole thread's lowering the [s4s] niceness level™ pretty heavily.That picture sexually excites me in a way that is both unsafe and uncomfortable sand help
>>4218833
Serious talk then, since fun isn't allowed anymore apparently, help me deal with these as a 5'4" 27 years old khv:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megaesophagus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastroesophageal_reflux_disease
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crohn's_disease
>get back to looking through r9k for people who have unfortunate circumstances that you can save so you don't have to spend time making up, dare I say, stories to garner sympathies
Why do you insist on believing that my life is easy peasy and none of what I say is true?
My life is work, hospital, trying to sleep. Colonoscopies and endoscopies every now and then to check for signs of esophagus and butt cancer. Esophagus pneumatic dilations when it closes up. Medication for ulcers when they appear because gastric fluids flow freely inside when it's been dilated.
Please offer advice instead of taking out your anger on me.
Neck yourselves.
>>4218853
I've had gastroesophageal reflux my whole life as well. I wake up very often with digestive fluids frying my throat and sinuses. I can barely talk anymore, let alone sing like I used to love doing.
Been in and out of the hospital for operations since I can remember for everything from internal organs rupturing to kidney stones.
I also have to get checked every year or two to make sure no cell change has taken place in the esophagus in the direction of cancer.
Sorry if it seems irrational or harsh, but it's easy to assume that someone who talks about their problems without any valid provocation other than someone insulting their ideologies on the internet doesn't actually know what real suffering is.
Regardless, life for me since I was a mid teen has been about working, putting myself in danger to prove that I was more experienced than people presumed and waking up after 3 hours every night because of chronic night terrors, etc, etc.
I don't want to sound like I'm the one complaining now, because I certainly am not trying to.
All I've learned is that it's far easier to let your past or present tribulations be implied by anything they may rather than searching for words to explain why you've been through more than the other person.
People doing that exact thing is what destroyed my childhood by making me feel obligated to endanger myself to be on their level, as I perceived their words to be patronizing
I want to get fucked like a girl so bad.
>>4218864
>I wake up very often with digestive fluids frying my throat and sinuses
It sucks right, especially when you don't wake up in time and a sizeable amount went inside your lungs.
> but it's easy to assume that someone who talks about their problems without any valid provocation
I just can't hold my autism about this, I come here to relax, and everyone gives me those long bullshit diatribes about me being a lazy fatass living off neetbux. I wish I could get neetbux. But I can't.
Here are specific questions:
-how do I deal with the fact that I'll die alone without even so much as a hug from another human being
-what should I do with my life
I welcome any idea or clue or suggestion. I tried to take life by the balls several times and every time my body tried to die. I don't know anymore. Lately I've been thinking about getting back into anime and vidya, because after all there's nothing else out there for me, no mate, no family, no interesting career.
What do you think? Are you religious?
>>4218893
>It sucks right, especially when you don't wake up in time and a sizeable amount went inside your lungs
Yes, it does. But I've personally attempted to circumvent this by means of halting all food intake almost completely, standing or sitting up at all times and artificially staying awake for excess of 4 days at a time. I'm losing so much weight, it's ludicrous.
>I just can't hold my autism about this, I come here to relax, and everyone gives me those long bullshit diatribes about me being a lazy fatass living off neetbux. I wish I could get neetbux. But I can't.
As I said, it's easy to assume that someone who talks about their life stories in an overly negative light doesn't actually know what pain is. Once again, sorry if it sounds harsh, but I've learned to respond in such a way from people doing the same when I was younger.
>how do I deal with the fact that I'll die alone without even so much as a hug from another human being
You don't. I accepted long ago that if someone cares, they do, but if they don't, it just won't happen. I was diagnosed with sociopathic tendencies when I was an early teenager and it's said that I'm a sociopath these days. It's just put it down to the fact that my parents were never around and when they were, they were abusive.
I like to say that I've risen above it, even when I was much younger, however, since I obviously know right from wrong and I act on what is right.
If you want a friend that badly, you can put skype or steam information in your next message and you and I can talk if you want to. I felt the same degree of loneliness when I was younger as well as right now, on occasion.
>what should I do with my life
It might sound pretentious to say this, but that's what everyone wonders at any given time.
I've worked primarily in physical work, such as abattoirs despite having a fairly decent education because I just don't really want to do anything that I can use the education for.
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>>4218922
>Are you religious?
I don't know what I believe.
Despite everything, my personal experiences have led me to believe that there must be some kind of god.
Even if so, I believe that reincarnation would be what we get after death, if anything.
I've read up a respectable amount on mostly all mainstream religions and I'm not certain if any of them really clicks.
I just go by saying that I believe in a god, any god and I believe that reincarnation is probable.
Sorry if that immediately makes me sound like one of the "ignorant sheeple" or whatever people like to call people who believe any amount in that stuff
>>4218922
>>4218926
I'm not sure if everyone wonders what to do with their lives, it seems to me that most people have convictions and wants that drives them all the time.
I don't have a problem about religious people, I'm looking for answers everywhere but can't seem to find any. I've read a lot of new age stuff, things on shamanism, magic, whatever, and while some of it was interesting it was a monumental waste of time.
On reincarnation, it seems plausible but I'm not sure it's in a good way, that is, I'm not certain it's about evolving and learning. The newagers say it is, but you could also see it as a prison, a loop we're stuck in, something we should try to escape, not embrace or accept, like the gnostics say (not christian gnosticism though).skype: satoricfool
