>mfw when there are guys who don't properly wipe the pee off their dicks when they go to the bathroom browsing this board right now with their unclean dicks that probably still have some pee on them
>>4213489
is that anime wearing some dang CADPAT?
if dubs Canada conquers the world
who are you quoting??
>wiping your penis
What are you one of those girly boys? All you do is shake it off.
>>4213504
taytay u nasty
>>4213489
thats a quantum effect
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>>4213499
dice nubs
you must be locked up in chastity because thats the only time you would need to do that
>>4213504
ya this plus as u get older u will notice u cannot help but pee your pants an eensy bit when you're done so it's not even worth it unless u have one of those weiners where the pee stream sorta magnetizes to your c*ck head but i doubt any one here has a weiner like that
>>4213698
It sounds like you know what you're talking about tbh
hote
>>4213870
I thought 3.1-tan was an anal slut.
>>4213976
correct
>>4213489
whom are thosen quotes taken from?
>>4213988
nice dubs
probs from the anime's perverted mind
>>4213983
How many miles of dick do you reckon you've taken inside your ass?
>>4213988
nice doubles
>>4213717
This made me laugh pretty hard thank u
i found out that holding paper in my hand and smacking my dick on it really helps getting those last few drops out
regardless there is always 1 or 2 in pants
Usually I piss 1 or 2 drops into the toilet, the rest goes into the pants
Do wipe your dick standing or sitting?
why does she have two mouths
>>4214407
so she can talk twice as efficiently
>>4214401
people who stand to pee are pig disgusting.
>>4214492
what about animals
>>4214397
I piss on a tissue and wipe my dick on the toilet.
>>4214513
have you ever shat while sitting on the toilet looking in the opposite direction?
>>4214501
I said people.
>>4214522 (dubs)
Yeah, I noticed that too. And then I asked about animals.
So to make it understandable to you:
I said animals.
>>4213489
i-i-i-ii- w-w-waanna c-c-clean t-t-tthem f-f-f-ffilthy s-s-s-s-s-ssmelly c-c-c-cawks w-w-w-w-ith m-m-m-m-my mm-m-m--mouthhh~~~~ :^3
negroes
>>4214541
iktf