he's a janitor
on the internet
on an anime imageboard
he does it for free
he takes his "job" very seriously
he does it because it is the only amount of power and control he will ever have in his pathetic life
he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
he will never have a real job
he will never move out of his parent's house
he will never be at a healthy weight
he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
he will never have a girlfriend
he will never have any friends
he does it for the benefit of the 4chan community
>>4171079
"no"
>>4171079
what a nice guy
on a nice board
>>4171099
Just came to [s4s] after a 3 day ban for underage posting. I'm 33 fucking years old. Apparently the janitors here can't appreciate some good old fashioned funposting when they see it since they thought a "I'm 13 and what is this" comment meant that I'm ACTUALLY 13 YEARS OLD.
PROTIP: I'M NOT, IN CASE THIS POST GETS REPORTED FOR UNDERAGE POSTING. I AM NOT 13 ACTUALLY YEARS OLD YOU FUCKING RETARDS.
>>4171145
>I AM NOT 13 ACTUALLY YEARS OLD
thats what they want you to believe
>>4171145
lol okay im 33 years old too then lmao
lol r u retared if you was 33 you wouldnt be able to post with a computer lol grandpa hahaa we all know u are 13 haha get banned agen lol im over 18 though dont bann me :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>4171145
if you are not even 13 years old you should really not be on 4chewn
>>4171158
>doesnt checkem
>is being ageist
youre not fooling me anymore
>>4171164
What's wrong? Can't handle the memes? I always knew you would never go the full 100% for the memes, you always stopped half way.
poopboi stops at nothing. The memes shall prevail whatever the cost.
>>4171171
meme me up homeslice
>>4171178
epic post, simply epically posted
>>4171181
das why they call me the pope
(i do not touch children, i repeat, i do not touch children)
