Do you wipe sitting or standing?
http://strawpoll.me/6769348/r
Standing is the autism method.
>>4148118
>buying into le sitting jew
>>4148121
most of my jewish friends stand. they're autists.
>>4148122
dubs confirm
i guess im an autistic jew
>>4148106
I don't wipe my ass ever because I'm a free spirit and wiping is a symbol of oppression
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>>4148132
#sotftcheeksmatter
>>4148132
i bet freedom hurts
>>4148133
bloodehbute
>>4148106
Simple. If you're so fat that you're butte cloggs the whole toilet seat then it's no wonder you need to stand up to reach you're butte whole!!1!
Bye the way bby: I can't vote in you're strawpoll. I can only see the results.but my vote goes for sitting anyways ^^^
I DONT WIPE NIGGA
>>4148408
EDGELORD 9,001!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>4148106
wiping sitting down has to be one of the most disgusting this i have witnessed. so you stick ur hand in the bowl... ur wrist probably scrapes up against the toilet seat.. and you wipe ur butthole WITHOUT looking at the results!? lmao. or do you take the stank-paper out and look then stick your hand back in the bacteria breeding ground and toss it into the water? standing is the only right option. but what a lot of people do wrong is they don't wet the toilet paper. you are damaged in the brain if you dont wet the paper. also most people wipe front to back or back to front, not realizing that the only way a wiping is complete is when you have done BOTH. you want to wipe in BOTH directions to get everything spic & span down there.
>>4148422 (Dubs)
this is actually true
>>4148422
LOL are you human? Or are you a robot that's attempting to figure out how humans function?
>>4148106
Do you poop sitting or standing?
http://strawpoll.me/6769348/r
>>4148422
dubs speaks the truth. this is what I do. anyone who doesn't do this is wrong.
>>4148440
my people will call your people
both depending upon how much shit is on my ass and where it accumilates
>>4148444
danque triple
>>4148448
ty bb
>>4148106
I lay down flat in the ground and do it
>>4148513
on your stomach or your back?
guys i hate the toilet in this house
i took a dump this morning and it got stuck and clogged the toilet
now this is like a 50/50 chance this will happen EVERY time i take a shit, needless to say this toilet is the worst
so i thought fuck it, i didn't wake up from my cosy dreams to thrust my hand elbow deep in shit, i'm sick of this shit (no pun)
so i just left it there, y'know to like, send a message to get a better toilet
was gonna deny all responsibility
oh my brothers, karma is cruel and merciless, not two hours later did i need to take another shit and i ran into the bathroom ready to go to be greeted with a toilet full of poop and pisswater
i whipped off my bathrobe and deftly went to jam my arm down the toilet with reckless abandon, the need to poop was overpowering my senses
i squatted down to get deeper down the toilet and, oh my brothers, the poop wanted to come out and wasn't waiting around for me
i quickly span around and roared out the biggest poop i've ever done, uncontrollable, i was left with a visible brown python coiled up in my toilet
what was i to do? i flushed the toilet, my brothers.
>>4148550
i flushed it with a prayer on my lips and to my horror the water raised higher and higher, slowing every so slightly, too slightly
i could tell it was about to overflow, by how much was now the question
it begin to trickle out and roll down the rim, with the brown python mocking my helplessless as it watched on with my bare soul down on its knees before the porcelain god, begging its mercy
the trickle started to wane and with only a meter of foul water encircling the toilet, i had been spared
i started at the mess i'd gotten myself in, trying to think of a way out
i knew what i had to do, what i should have done from the start, i could have avoided all of this
i rolled up my metaphorical sleeves and with deep breath, prepared myself to reach deep within the toilet and myself, and oh my brothers, in that moment, i knew enlightenment
pleasure and pain, disgust and beauty all merged into joy as the toilet heaved and sighed taking with it all my sorrow and poop
i feel like a new man
>>4148569
the experience was beyond words
>>4148574
Surely.
