/r/ing some shitpost pastas for me to spam /mu/ plz
>>4132106
I can shitpost harder than you, watch.
I'm sorry, but did Trump already lose? Oh, that's right. The primary isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only Iowa. Does not having the lead in cornholing central count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the caucus is still on? Trump is still campaigning right now and they have been the top of the polls for how many months now? He's campaigning against one of the worst senators in the Senate who just happen a lead because he conned.a bunch of Jesus freaks. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Trump is one of the best fucking businessmen in the nation, he rocked the polls last year and would of won the last debate if Megyn Kelly didn't mediate. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Trump wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Cruz just dropped a point. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Trump topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the Trump because hes good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking people on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always riight at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>4132106
Spamming and raiding is #RUDE and I'll have you know
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rakkPe2a0j
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>4132106
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>4132106
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I'd јust like tο interјect fοr a mοment. What yοu're referring tο as spam, is in fact, copypasta/spam, οr as Ι've recently taken tο calling it, copypasta plus spam. Spam is nοt a shitposting system untο itself, but rather anοther free cοmpοnent οf a fully functiοning ironic shitposting system made useful by the moot, lel [a/jp] namefigs and vital kek cοmpοnents cοmprising a full board as defined by /s4s/.
Many anonymous users use a mοdified versiοn οf the ironic shitposting system every day, withοut realizing it. Τhrοugh a peculiar turn οf events, the versiοn οf ironic shitposting which is widely used tοday is οften called "Spam", and many οf its users are nοt aware that it is basically the ironic shitpostings system, develοped by the Gippo Dudee Ρrοјect.
Τhere really is spam, and these peοple are using it, but it is јust a part οf the irony they use. Spam is the core: the ingredient in the irony that allοcates the reader's braincells tο the nearest bin. Τhe core is an essential part οf a shitposting system, but useless by itself; it can οnly functiοn in the cοntext οf a cοmplete ironic shitposting system. Spam is nοrmally used in cοmbinatiοn with the ironic shitposting οperating system: the whοle system is basically ironic shitposting with spam added, οr Ironic shitposting/Spam. All the sο-called "Spam" copypastas are really copypastas οf Ironic shitposting/Spam.
Guys what the fuck. Your pastas are either shit or outdated. You fucking niggers should fucking killyourselves so you could stop torturing the poor people besides you who has to stand your pathetic existance and face. I pity you'res mums
>>4132182
NOTICE:
This was extremely rewd to I'm going to (politely) ask you to leave [s4s] for a little while but you can come back later since [s4s] is a very nice board we will always welcome you back with open arms (later) but for now please (sorry) leave for at least 90-120 minutes. I will do you a good service with this PROtip I'm about to give you. I am a good judge of character and matchmaker and I think that (with this kind of comment) you should go visit >>>/b/ for your 90-120 minutes of [s4s] timeout time. You can spend exactly 90 minutes of timeout time or go for a whole 120 it's up to you, but 89 minutes would also be ok, thanks for posting!
>>4132111
Nice unchecked trips
waz!
