Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Because most people think i'm straight
>>4125421
Because I"m a straight male
>>4125535
I'm half straight
>>4125421
because i didn't check my privileges
>>4125421
Because I am a strawberry and therefore reproduce asexually by producing seeds
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>>4125750
but plants have sex its calld "pollination"
Because I haven't found a dick large enough to satisfy my cravings
because I have bad teeth and I'm a socially awkward pingas also partly asexual
>>4125753
That's what they want you to think. In reality, they're just ashamed they're all virgins.
>>4125421
because I'm an edge lord and I hate everyone
>>4125848
edgelord, one word
Ah~ I wanna pollinate a esfores.
>>4125897
aww isnt that cute
Boys are to easy girls are too hard videogames give the perfect amount of pleasure
>>4125913
what about tomboys
Would someone here be my boyfriend?
Because i have a benis and nobody likes benis if they have a benis :^(
Im to shy and not a slut
>>4126082
But I have benis and like girl with benis! :))
bcuz boys are gay
>>4126143
Only other people can say it about you. People who say that about themselves just want attention.
>>4126213
But anon thas dif because its girl with benis im talking about a boy with a benis
my dick is ugly
>>4126074
ok i will but only if your are a boi and not a girl, i dont date girls
>>4126469
id date boy withbenis and im also a man wid benis
boys make the cutest girls
>>4126064
That's how I have ever gotten laid. Most the girls I've dated have been more masculine than me and had a stronger sex drive so usually I was the one saying I'm not in the mood or that I have a head ache I even fell asleep during sex before and she punched me in the chest. Which I think was uncalled for as we just spent the first 2 days of spring break doing nothing but fucking I can't imagine why she wanted to continue
Because Im super sub and only like guys who will dominate me. Then only bottoms hmu
>>4126534
yes hello i will dominate you pls gib your contact info ill be your bf!
>>4126532
She is probably a pedophile, but she realizes she can't go around raping boys, so she find the next best thing which is a helpless manchild like you're self :^)I wish I was a helpless manchild.
>>4126561
That felt vaguely insulting. I'm sure I've told more stories about her she really liked roleplay and was super into anime so we did a wide variety of things together
>>4126576
thats awesome. girls ive been with just want to be choked out for some raisin... i'm bad at it cuz i have noodle arms
>>4126537
Lol you or anyone can kik me: gayfromgay
>>4126586
This girl liked being choked too. She passed out once and I freaked. I gave her what I knew of CPR and eventually got her breathing again. She seemed pleased but I never choked her that hard again
>>4126612
lol youre not supposed to *actually* choke her just squeeze her blood tubes so her brain deoxys but yeah its a thing
>>4126561
good news anon you totally are lmao
>>4126630
#REKT
ok goodnight s4s will dream of you
selecting rivers street signs and street numbers all night
>tfw no saika bf
>>4126472
I'm sure your dick is cute.
I would make a boy so happy, I'd dedicate my life to making him happy but he will never find me here
>>4127126
How would you make him happy? Please give us some details.
>>4127130
I would always show him affection, spend my days making his days better where ever I can and generally care for and take care of him
For a start :c
>>4127136
i think the real question is, do u eat ass
>>4127136
Yeah but what if he thinks it's normal to get affection and be taken care of, and then he becomes lazy and bored.
Children need to have it tough once in a while. The longer they are left alone, the more they look forward to your comfort. The best thing you can do is drop him off in the woods (with some supplies of course) and come back one week later to pick him up and give him a hot bath and a big meal. And then cuddle on the couch in pajamas.
>>4127142
>>4127138
>tfw no bf to tell you we are going to disney land but instead purposely abandon me in the forest for a week
>>4127146
who are you quoting?
>>4127152
the post above me sorry
>>4127142
this is actually pretty hot
>>4127142
Yandere much
>>4126507
WOW anon
>>4127110
newfag pls go
>>4127775
>newfriend
>>4127126
h-hello you want to play wow or vidya and be my bf?
>>4128230
ok whats your bettlenet name, or other contact ifor my boyfirend
>>4128250
No you have to meet me irl so I can cuddle you and fall asleep on your thighs while you play with my hair
>>4128269
ok where do you live im in arkansas
>>4128278
tell me wher you live first (i live in the middle of the state btw)
>>4128278
o-oh I'm in New Zealand :c
>>4128384
oh hello bilbo, how the shire keeping up
has anon gotten rappped yet?
I have a loving girlfriend
>>4129658
How have you convinced her to consume her own feces? I wanna know becausethat's my fetish
>>4129661rough anal
>>4129236
no hes in new zealands so hes to far away for me to raep ;_;
>>4125421
dont be gay lmao
being gay is bad
>>4129677
homophobic dubs
Jesus is my bf tbh (too be honest)
I do
>>4125421
i want to protect that smile
I'm too ebin for mortals.
>>4130570
not all boys are mortal...
>>4127138
cute socks mocha-kun
because i'm a fat ugly manlet with cystic acne
>>4130833
nice dubs
where can i find girly bf that can crossdress for me?
>>4130833
Consider becoming a furry?
>>4125421
Because
>socially awkward
>too shy
>no idea how to approuch guys
>not exactly good looking
>boring personality
and >>4125529
>>4131726
right here tbh ill crossdress and do lewd things to you while you try to accomplish daily tasks
>>4132185
pls yes, what your steam or skype name, i want someone to distract me from my work by being secki and seductive!!!
>>4126143
forgot fat and ugly d:^)
>>4130523
me too bb
I bet <s4s> looks cute as fuck.
>>4125421
Because I have a husband, you creep.
>>4125421
because I'm a girl
>>4126522
nice dubs
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