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I'm going to "donate" plasma for drug money today ama
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I'm going to "donate" plasma for drug money today ama
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>>4120385
god bless you
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>>4120385
What kind of drugs. Cause it might hinder your ability to donate
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>>4120429
This. If you've got shit still in your bloodstream you might not be invited to donate again.
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>>4120429
nodoka is literally addicted to viagra
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>>4120385
before job use to do that lot for booze money. As bonus It make it easier to get drunk too
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>>4120411
god bless you're dubs

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>4120457
thanks, I appreciate that.
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>>4120411
Yes, be thankful for the dubs...
>>4120429
Even if I took real drugs I'd just lie...did you forget I'm a D-Jin...
>>4120431
Oh well I'm going in for a interview tomorrow anyways...
>>4120432
Yeah because I use that all the time...
>>4120439
This but not really...
>>4120457
Nice fortune luser lol...
>>4120483
:^)
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Guys I made this thread so I could answer questions while I did my blood cow thing...
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They won't take your blood if aids.
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>>4120699
>99
I'm not black so I'm not worried
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>>4120668
Are you gonna make a fuss when they find real drugs in your system
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god bless you
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>>4120735
If they do I'll just walk out...
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>>4120385
are you really doing it for druqs?
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>>4120754
Yes. I am in between jobs rn so I'm literally trading my soul for the spicy kush

Pic related it's my footsie...
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>>4120777
nice trips
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>>4120777
u b trippin
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>>4120777
too bad you can't smoke trips. kush doesn't sound as bad as junk though. my mind is more at ease.
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>>4120782
It shouldn't make you feel better knowing I have to get stuck with a needle to get high...
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>>4120385

Been there when I was hooked on coke

You should just get a job bro tbh
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>>4120777

CSL Plasma in Vegas? Or just CSL in general? All those places might just look the same though.

Hope you get the job tomorrow, selling blood for drugs is a shit way to live fam
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>>4120825
I'm trying but not very hard. I need to apply myself but I also need to work on alot of stuff. Mainly getting back to being happy without muh spicy kush
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>>4120777
>777
me on the left.

>>4120429
>>4120431
most plasma places actually don't care if you've done drugs recently as long as you didn't inject them with a needle (because of the HIV risk) and you aren't high when you donate.
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>>4120385
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>>4120777
Nice trips all those plasma centers look the same if its just weed you should be fine. I used to donate till they changed policies and said Schizo's can't be low on blood
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I used to do this for heroin money. It was alright and I would get me enough for maybe two shots a day. I Used to go in there pretty high sometimes and they never said anything Until one time the pulled me aside and saide my ALC levels were very high, so they knew i was doing heroin or coke, or my liver was damaged. I had to wait 3 months before donating again.
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>>4121074
This seems like a lie
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>>4120837
Nodorka is in Oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plain!
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>>4121086
not a lie famalam. I would probably still be doing this but I got on methadone to curb the withdrawals and to be high 24/7 more or less on goverment money, so no need to sell my plasma for skimped baggies of heroin anymore. Life is alright.
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damn.
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The only reason I'm out of work is because I was living with a succubus and she broke up with me so I moved back in with muh parents...(smd) who live in a different town... Why did she leave me...why was I so mean to her without realizing it...why wasn't I good enough for her...why do I lay awake thinking of things well never do...why do I think about her even though she ripped out my very soul...why do I even try...
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>>4121088
good double
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tfw you have a job interview in 4 and a half hours and just got used to being NEET...
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>>4122291
me on the right
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>>4122292
c-can we hold hands...
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>>4122304
be my oily yuri sex gf
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>>4122311
>11
how can I be yu'r oily yuri sex gf if you are NOT an anime?!
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>>4122319
b-but my love, this is me, on the right, in this >>4122291 post's attached image......
maybe it's your dumb girlbrains that can't remember that i'm an anime and VERY sexy and oily
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>>4122324
...the 'girl' in that image is of korean birth so she's a disqusting gaijin by default and NOT welcomed in my home country

{pls change you're identity so we can e-flirt)
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>>4122331
lol you actually had fell into my cunning ruse
it was me all the le along XD
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>>4122346
wtf...
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>>4122358
Holy frick Nodoka I forgot that I can donate plasma for da monay. I guess I don't have to wait for my next paycheck to get some dank.
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>>4122483
selling plasma is where it's at in 2016 honestly
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Guys I'm thinking about starting a garden what should I grow?
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>>4122631
>Habaneros
If you like spicy food, of course. I love homegrown Habaneros.
>Rosemary
It's great herb for poultry and pork. Plus, in a recent study from the University of Northumbria, it was found that the scent of rosemary helps your memory recall ability.
>Thyme
Great for soups, salads, poultry and fish.
>Lavender
Because it smells and looks fucking dope.
>Cilantro
If you like making Asian food or Mexican food, cilantro is a bomb green to throw in. It's high in iron and pulls heavy metals like lead and mercury out of your body.
>Basil
&
>Parsley
Both are good with pretty much every meat I've ever put them on except beef. Parsley is full of vitamins A, C, & K. Basil is a good source of fiber.
>Sage
It smells awesome and goes great with dark pork and chicken.
>Garlic
It's fucking garlic. Good on almost everything.
>Chives
Anywhere an onion would taste too strong I'll use chives. They're great with grains and cheese imho, and I like to use them where things taste just a little too bland.
>Mint
I like mint for teas and salads. Good for vitamin A.
>Dill
Good for fish, and poultry when paired with lemon. Also gud 4pickles :^)

Enjoy, you beautiful fucker!
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>>4122631
I love mine! do it.
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>>4122631
>>4122962
Lol I hope that's not too much. It looked shorter before lol.
[Sbioler ha] Also marijuana [slash/sboiler :D]
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>>4122631
Also if you don't have access to hella fresh produce and you have a lot of room outside, I'd grow:
>tomatoes
>sweet corn
>kale
>onions
>snow peas
>watermelons
>blueberries
>strawberries
>leaf lettuces
Food straight from the garden is fucking amazing compared to the shit you can get at a market or grocery store. I never really liked foods such as salad and stir-fry until I started growing my own ingredients.
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>>4122631
B E L L P E P P E R S
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P
E
P
P
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Seriously, home grown bell peppers are dope as f*ck
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>>4122962
>>Dill

I suggest putting fresh dill on fried eggs
you won't be dissappointed
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>>4123046
You're my man, anon.
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I'm going to start working on it as soon as I get money to sink into my fantasy garden...
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>>4123727
Nyce mang
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>>4120385
Kiel go to bed already
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Why don't you just sell your seed?
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>>4124621
girls don't cum
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>>4124642
I didn't know that! I always that grils have a benis
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>>4124814
only good girls have benis
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>>4124823
reactionimage.jpg >.>;
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>>4124823
Like Akari? She's a really good girl!
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