kek
One thing I ask from the kek, this only do I seek: that I may dwell in the house of the kek all the days of my life, to gaze on the beauty of the kek and to seek him in his temple. Trust in the kek with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to kek, and kek will make your paths straight. kek is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble. Therefore we will not fear, though the earth give way and the mountains fall into the heart of the sea, though its waters roar and foam and the mountains quake with their surging. kek will rise again
Do you not know? Have you not heard? kek is the everlasting God, the Creator of the ends of [s4s]. He will not grow tired or weary, and his understanding no one can fathom. He gives strength to the weary and increases the power of the weak. Even youths grow tired and weary, and young men stumble and fall; but those who hope in kek will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.
Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s lels for one’s keks.
Zozz?
All this I have told you so that you will not fall away. They will put you out of the board; in fact, the time is coming when anyone who prunes you will think they are offering a service to kek. They will do such things because they have not known the kek or lel. I have told you this, so that when their time comes you will remember that I warned you about them. I did not tell you this from the beginning because I was with you, but now I am going to him who sent me. None of you asks me, ‘Where are you going?’ Rather, you are filled with grief because I have said these things. But very truly I tell you, it is for your good that I am going away. Unless I go away, the kek will not come to you; but if I go, I will send kek to you. When kek comes, he will prove the world to be in the wrong about sin and righteousness and judgment: about sin, because people do not believe in me; about righteousness, because I am going to the kek, where you can see me no longer; and about judgment, because the figs of this world now stand condemned. “I have much more to say to you, more than you can now bear. But when he, the Spirit of kek, comes, he will guide you into all the kek. He will not speak on his own; he will speak only what he hears, and he will tell you what is yet to come. He will glorify lels because it is from lel that he will receive what he will make known to you. All that belongs to the kek is lel. That is why I said the Spirit will receive from lel what he will make known to you.”
In a little while you will see kek no more, and then after a little while you will see kek.
swaglord, the hour has come. Glorify your kek, so that your kek may glorify you. For you granted him authority over all figs that he might give eternal lels to all those you have given him. Now this is eternal lel: that they know you, the only true God, and topkek, whom you have sent. I have brought you glory on [s4s] by finishing the work you gave me to do. And now, swaglord, glorify me in your presence with the glory I had with you before the board began.
My prayer is not for kek alone. I pray also for those who will believe in kek through their message, that all figs may be one, swaglord, just as you kek in me and I kek in you. May they also kek in us so that the board may believe that you have sent me. I have given them the glory that you gave me, that they may be kek as we are lel— kek in them and you in kek—so that they may be brought to complete unity. Then the board will know that you sent me and have loved them even as you have loved kek.
swaglord, I want those you have given kek to be with kek where kek is, and to see his glory, the glory you have given kek because you loved kek before the creation of the board.
Righteous swaglord, though the board does not know you, I know you, and they know that you have sent kek. kek has made you known to them, and will continue to make you known in order that the love you have for kek may be in them and that kek himself may be in them.
When he had finished kekking, kek left with his disciples and crossed the lelington Valley. On the other side there was a garden, and kek and his disciples went into it. Now mot, who betrayed him, knew the place, because kek had often met there with his disciples. So mot came to the garden, guiding a detachment of moderators and some janitors from the other boards. They were carrying bans, warnings and bump limits. kek, knowing all that was going to happen to him, went out and asked them, “Who is it you want?” “eti topkek,” they replied. “I am he,” kek said. (And mot the traitor was standing there with them.) When kek said, “I am he,” they drew back and fell to the ground. Again kek asked them, “Who is it you want?”“eti topkek,” they said. kek answered, “I told you that I am he. If you are looking for me, then let these figs go.” This happened so that the words kek had spoken would be fulfilled: “I have not lost one of those you gave me.”
>>4111439
>Now mot, who betrayed him
top kek
Potlel's first denial
Potlel and another disciple were following kek. Because this disciple was known to the high priest, he went with kek into the high priest’s courtyard, but Potlel had to wait outside at the door. The other disciple, who was known to the high priest, came back, spoke to the global admin on duty there and brought Potlel in. “You aren’t one of this man’s disciples too, are you?” he asked Potlel. He replied, “I am not.” It was cold, and the janitors and moderators stood around a board they had made to keep warm. Potlel also was standing with them, warming himself.
kek
>>4111444
>4111444
triples, but more than that, double triples, and another 4 too. This is a bona fide GET right here.
The Purple Palm Tree Man questions kek
Meanwhile, the Purple Palm Tree Man questioned kek about his disciples and his teaching. “I have spoken openly to the board,” kek replied. “I always taught in threads or at the sticky, where all the keks come together. I said nothing in secret. Why question me? Ask those who heard me. Surely they know what I said.” When kek said this, one of the janitors nearby slapped him in the face. “Is this the way you answer the Purple Palm Tree Man?” he demanded. “If I said something wrong,” kek replied, “testify as to what is wrong. But if I spoke the truth, why did you strike me?”
Potlel's second denial
Meanwhile, Potlel was still standing there warming himself. So they asked him, “You aren’t one of his disciples too, are you?” He denied it, saying, “I am not.” One of the global moderator servants, a relative of the man whose ear Potlel had cut off, challenged him, “Didn’t I see you with him in the sticky?” Again Potlel denied it, and at that moment a rooster began to lel.
kek
>>4111455
>55
nice
This is better than topkek
kek
>>4111911
nice get
kek
>>4111928
longkek is loooooooong :D
I am the way and the lol and lel. No one comes to the kek except through kek.
Top kek
>>4111933
top dubs
>>4111933
holy guacamole
>>4111414
kek
>>4111336
kek
>>4111336 [kek]
>>4111360 [kek]
>>4111371 [kek]
>>4111376 [kek]
>>4111378 [kek]
>>4111383 [kek]
>>4111389 [kek]
>>4111401 [kek]
>>4111406 [kek]
>>4111414 [kek]
>>4111417 [kek]
>>4111418 [kek]
>>4111421 [kek]
>>4111439 [kek]
>>4111444 [kekd]
>>4111447 [kek]
>>4111455 [kekd]
>>4111457 [kek]
>>4111471 [kek]
>>4111487 [kek]
>>4111527 [kek]
>>4111911 [kekd]
>>4111913 [kek]
>>4111928 [kek]
>>4111932 [kek]
>>4111933 [kekd]
>>4111934 [kek]
>>4111937 [kek]
>>4111941 [kek]
>>4111950 [kek]
KEK
And we know that in all things kek works for the good of those who love kek, who have been called according to kek's purpose.
What, then, shall we say in response to these things? If kek is for us, who can be against us?
>>4112044
>44
nice
Because of kek's great love we are not consumed, for his keks never fail. They are new every morning; great is your faithfulness.
and receive from kek anything we ask, because we keep his commands and do what pleases kek.
kek
A constant force, acting on a particle of mass m, will produce a constant acceleration a. Let us choose the x-axis to be in the common direction of F and a. What is the work done by this force on the particle in causing a displacement x? We have, for constant acceleration, the relations a = ( V - v ) / t and x = ½ ( V + v ) t. Here v is the particle's speed at t = 0 and V is its speed at time t. The the work done is W = F x = m a x = m ( ( V - v ) / t ) ( ½ ( V + v ) ) t = ½ m V2 - ½ m v2. We call one-half the product of the mass of a body and the square of its speed the kinetic energy of the body. If we represent kinetic energy by the symbol K, then K = ½ m v2. We may then state the above equation in this way: The work done by the resultant force acting on a particle is equal to the change in the kinetic energy of the particle.
>>4112077
>77
nice
also kek
the Original..no plastic shite
>pic related
kek
topkek
>>4112222
well gotten
>>4112222
topquad
kek
Everyone who believes that kek is the lel is born of kek, and everyone who loves the kek loves his lel as well.
kek these dubs
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>4112299
kek
>>4112273
When lel and kek are united, leek will ensue.
>>4112334
kek
Eke eke
I mark this thread as a "Forest Fire Safe" thread
>>4112334
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>4111336
topzozzle
>>4112377
top dubs
kek, maybe there is hope after all...
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
kek
bur
>>4113388
kek
>>4113392
>kek
bur
absolute kek
>>4111336
kek
A hundred keks™
Your fortune: Good Luck
kek
>>4113844
nice dubs kek
>>4113880
congratulations for achieving the 111th kek of the thread.
This is my last kek of the day.
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>4111336
Top gug
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>4114222
kek
Kek
top kek
>>4114677
dubs
>>4114685
kek
>>4114699
i just wanted to kek those dubs
kekd
>>4114777
kek
>>4111336
These look tasty, where can I buy them in the US?
>>4111336
topkek
bottom kek :O
side kek
>>4115024
freaking ultra lol
kek
I am hate kek, but i'm in kek thread. What's wrong with me?
>>4115033
kek™
kok
this should be sticky imo
>>4115114
>4115114
nice palindrome.
you know what else is a palindrome?
KEK
>>4115153
kek
>>4115153
ꞰΞΚ
kek
kek kot
>>4115290
kek kot
kek
>>4116552
post doge
pre-kek
kek
post-kek
top kek
Zozzle
>>4117088
kek
kek
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>4117750
kek
mods pls stickek
thank you
This board is shit and filled with children
>>4118288
topkek
>>4118313
kek
>>4118349
bottom kek
>>4118368
It's true
I kek. For I am sure that neither bans nor warns, nor mods nor admins, nor memes present nor memes to come, nor 4chan passes, nor top nor bottom, nor anything else in all [s4s], will be able to separate us from the love in our kek.
kek
kek
eke
kek
kek
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4118633
good doubles
kek
>>4111336
kek
what's "kek" backwards?
>>4118821
kek
Posting in a sticky dess!
>>4119070
kek
KEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEKKEK
Black Lives Matter
kek
kekstickied! Epic thread now
heh
midnight kek with Tehodor Rusebelt
Kek make me bomit lol
>>4119423
kek
kεk
>>4119472
KĘĘK
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4112154
>add two negitve mass particle what do you have?
leave a hot pile on a window sill you gonna get pi minus one!
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>4111336
let's break le reply record once again
kek
>>4111336
kek
>>4111336
婚一話です何アナル
>>4111336
kek
kek
>>4119561
ses
>>4111336
kek
kek
kek
>>4111336
kek
>>4111336
kek
>>4111336
>Current year + 1
>Kek
>Not zozzle
>>4119783
>Current year +1
>not using max par
Go back to australia you fucking degenerate nigger
>>4119785
Hm, seems #rude I hid this post, MOOT will you permahide this #unchill post pls? :^)
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Always remember the great kek thread
>>4119811
>11
Your dubs have been kekd
>>4111336
zozzle
>>4119910
>kek
kuk
Zozzle
kek
Your fortune: Average Luck
>2016
>zozzle
kek
>>4111444
Greetings. My name is Bateman Patrick™, and I have contacted you for important matters.
I have taken notice to your post It is of high quality™, but it's not the contents of the post that I'm interested by, it's the post-number.
Your post-number is unlike any other that I've ever seen. It is unique, as no other will ever obtain your distinct strand of numbers, but that is not the only unique thing about it.
Look at the numbers at the very end. Take a close look at them, and you might even realize it, too. Your post-number has ended in repeating digits, that is why I am contacting you.
I don't want to seem like a bother, as I understand that you're very busy crafting hundreds of quality™ posts such as the one I am replying to, but this is a matter more important than posts. It's a matter of life and death.
Here on [s4s], it is the most important rule of all that repeating digits much be checked and kek'd, that is why I am contacting you. I am here to check and kek your repeating digits for it is a matter of religious importance
So, after all this patience and discussion I will now check your repeating digits Here I go: #Checked
Now that your repeating digits have been checked by me, it is now time for me to leave I cannot spend all day checking your repeating digits, no matter how much I love them The reason? More digits must be checked.
kek
▲
▲ ▲
>>4111336
Posting in the hopes I get dubs
kek
I gots dubs fool
kekkers
knekkerker
bumping the thread i started 4 days ago, hopefully with dubs.
also:
KEK
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
IT'SBACK
>>4121244
nice dubs
k
e
k.
>>4111336
kek
>>4121677
post benin
Kek~
kek
e e
kek
K E K
E E
K E K
>>4121894
kek that didn't come out how i was hoping
>>4121932
Looks like Dave Franco
Not a bad thing tbh
P R A I S E K E K 4 2 0
>>4121981
>9-8=1
nice
top zozzle
>>4111336
kek
kek
>>4122122 (dubs)
kek
>>4122222
lel
>>4122253
kek
kek
>>4122255
dubs
>>4111336
kek
top kek
look. i made this thread. and kek threads should not be stickied.
just remove the bump limit.
let this thread get 7k posts, or none. but not as a sticky.
KEK
>>4123214
nice palindrome
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Hey I think it would be p
top ramen
>>4114174
>>4116574
nice 74's
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>4115029
this one is keking me :D
>>4123329
8kek
>>4111527
SO MUCH FUCKING KEK!
friday nigth and here i am! im here browsing on the computer when everbody else is outside playing
:(((
Poost
kok
>>4124299
dubs
lets make people think opening their iPhone and removing the sim card make it so you get free internet and free apps
>>4124626
lol
Test
zoz
tbh fam this thread is purest of kekes
>>4111336
literally kek'd tbh
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>4111336
kek
>>4111336
it is très le kek
https://youtu.be/gOLY7bjCTTE
Sticky'd/10, would KEK again
E
K
Now watch me roll
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
s4s is really slow today
>>4125867
dont you mean k4k is really slow today
>>4125936
woah i completely did not even think of that thanks for catching that anon
more like this
When will you learn that the true kek is not in a wrapper, but in our hearts
>>4111336
>>>/b/666303999
check out my epic get :^)
>>4126307
really ebin anon i made it to post there and got doubles *twice* good night
>>4126324
thank you i have screencapped the thread and will pray to it each night for strength
Haha kek tbhonest familia
kekerooni
>>4111336
Top kek
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>4126745
lol that pic made me horny lmao haha wew
>>4111336
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpBi9FCIZUc
Can someone please send me a dox link i need it please
Remember please anyone some snobby eight year old is one of those edgy kids that deserve it please dox link
>>4111336
Quack
kek
Your fortune: Average Luck
Let me play you the song of my people https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjyQbuzGXPc
>>4111336
cake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3nieNKGTGo
kek™
>>4127244
<unchecked doubles
problem solved
buncha ugly aimless losers. every last one-a ya
>>4127311
>11
>dubs
kek
ok kid
jej
>>4126811
>11
>unchecked sticky dubs
kek
>>4111336
niceu
Your fortune:
keke
quading in a sticky bread
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
kek
kek
kek
what happen to >>4127777
swaglord you better remove the bump limit RIGHT NOW
first warning
>>4111336
FIRST FOR DETHRONED
>>4111336
cake
bumping the kek thread with a kek.
kek
no more stiggy kek
>>4127999
nice trips
