jesus was a jew

>>4089280
check my 7's heathen!

>>4089277
first off let me say nise dubs and get that out of the way right off the bat.

second of all i think if jesus were alive today he would devote his life to twerking. there isnt much money in it for most people but there is pure joy and love and thats what counts.

>>4089284
You may be on to something there

>>4089284
He could devote his life to twerking and just happen to be a religion.

>>4089288
shit fam a1 dubs keep it on the dL but im down to dtf

>>4089292
Sorry Tom but i'm not gay

>>4089284
I think jesus would be the nigger lover
Shoves his cock in niggers and nigresses
Push out his 'salvation' onto his black sheeps
Make Eric andre

>>4089294
It wouldn't be gay. Sex with Tom Hanks isn't gay because Tom Hanks shakes your hand like a man after he fucks you.

>le memey arrows speaking in 3rd person

>>4089306
As tempting as it is I just can't bring myself to copulate with another man. Thanks, Tom, but no thanks. Maybe if we were stranded on that Castaway island though. I could be your Wilson.

>>4089309
I'm not sure that two men having sex with each other qualifies as copulation but it sounds pretty nice.

>>4089317
cop·u·la·tion
ˌkäpyəˈlāSH(ə)n/
noun
noun: copulation; plural noun: copulations

sexual intercourse.

Reminder that Jesus is not a person, it's a disease called Aids.

>>4089277
I think he became true and done a hitler grow to the fugging.