I, The Third King, demand a Royal Sticky.
The official seal of The Third King
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>4061899
Nice doubles, but demanding is #rude. Check ur privilege.
>>4061910
Take this man to the barracks
>>4061899
Why don't you share your wisdom and split your head in half you uppity nigger faggot
t. solomon grundy
>>4061938
Take this man to the barracks
>>4061910
>>4061938
As thou wish, my Lord.
My King, a letter has arrived from Lord Swag of the Northern Lands, regarding the recent demand of a Royal Sticky.
>>4062022
Ah! Yes! You may read it.
>>4062022
nice dubs
>>4062026
As thou wish, my Lord...
>>4061899
tips on becoming royal :DDDD??
>>4062060
blow as many dudes as possible
>>4062022
>>4062033
I check these dubs, on behalf of The Third King!
Long live the King!
The official seal of The Third King
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>4061899
op is even dubs. should stiky
>>4062088
nice dubs bby
>>4062049
Go, and tell him that, I, The Third King, shall give to him one day to fulfill my demand for a Royal Sticky. May he not comply, bring him to me.
The official seal of The Third King
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>4062088
I check these dubs, on behalf of The Third King!
Long live the King!
The official seal of The Third King
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
who would inw?
>>4062060
>>4062063
>>4062089
As thou wish, my Lord.
>>4062095
You're jailing people for checking dubs. Time to overthrow your reign of tyranny
>>4062108
All dub checking must be done by The Third King's Royal Dub Checker.
This is a Royal Law set by The Third King's Order.
The official seal of The Third King
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Meanwhile, I demand the Royal Jester to entertain me, The Third King.
>>4062140
ass
>>4062158
Take this man to the barracks
>>4062158
As thou wish, my Lord.
>>4062177
I check these dubs, on behalf of The Third King!
Long live the King!
The official seal of The Third King
Your fortune: Average Luck
I demand a new Royal Jester to entertain me, The Third King.
>>4062181
lel
Based Third King deserves a sticky
Long live the Third King
>>4062399
>99
>Dubs
Nice
>>4061899
cool kings guy
Long live the Third King
>>4062186
Take this man to the barracks, and find a new Royal Jester to entertain me, The Third King.
>>4062399
I check these dubs, on behalf of The Third King!
Long live the King!
The official seal of The Third King
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4062513
Why are you making all your pictures .gifs
>>4062209
>>4062399
>>4062426
>>4062463
>>4062471
As a reward for being loyal citizens, each of you shall recieve one lelcoin
>>4062089
I forgive this man, his jailing was unfair! As a token of my sincerity, two lelcoins will be awarded to thee.
The official seal of The Third King
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4062516
That is The Third King's(myself) official format.
Now, where is the new Royal Jester? I, The Third King, am growing impatient.
The official seal of The Third King
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>4062186
Why is this jester named The Third King? Shouldn't it be 'Jester of The Third King'?
>>4062523
tet
>>4062517
Now I know what Steve Avery felt like
>>4062186
As thou wish, my Lord.
>>4062525
Wonderful! Delighting! Truly a comedy genius! I, The Third King, am entertained! Hahaha!
I check these dubs, on behalf of The Third King!
Long live the King!
The official seal of The Third King
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
mods pls sticky
OP is dubs, why not sticky?
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>4062549
>>4062554
For your loyalty, I award both of you one Royal Gold ufu Ingot.
But be patient my noble serfs, I am sure Lord Swag is wise enough and will fulfill my demands before The Third King's Order has to take action.
The official seal of The Third King
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>sticky
>this thread
I'm quoting swaglord
absolute garbage
>>4062645
Take this man to the barracks
>>4062645
As thou wish, my Lord.
>>4062658
lol ... alrite ... u kinde funney
>>4062662
JAZZ
Endue f'rth the royal thread bumpeth'r.
>>4062826
Bumpeth
>>4062826
Bumpeth
>>4062844
>checketh these dubs, on behalf of The Third King!
>Longeth liveth the King!
>The official sealeth of The Third King
checketh these dubs, on behalf of The Third King!
Longeth liveth the King!
The official sealeth of The Third King
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
my lord, I humbly request my monthly allowance of 1 (one) meme with which to feed my family!?
>>4062847
Mine prayeth'rs goeth towards the well being of the family of mine loyal s'rfs. Thou plea is heard mine dear s'rf, i shall grant thou with one royal leek.
The official sealeth of The Third King
Your fortune: Average Luck
>>4062826
Bumpeth
>>4062888
I checketh these triples, on behalf of The Third King!
Longeth liveth the King!
The official sealeth of The Third King
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>4062826
Bumpeth
Nice sticky nice meme but most of all nice dubs
Your fortune: Good Luck
Calleth mine dearest, the queen, inf'rm h'r that i hast obtain'd the royal sticky she so much desir'd.
>>4062971
She shall be inf'rm'd as lief possible, mine king!
>>4062966
I checketh these triples, on behalf of The Third King!
Longeth liveth the King!
The official sealeth of The Third King
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Mine loveth! I hast cometh, bite thee by the ear so much, this royal sticky is c'rtainly precious, ye are mine one true king and mine one true loveth. thoust made me the gayest queen on this godly earth.
Your fortune: Bad Luck
I FUGGING LOVE THIS STICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>4063000
well tripled
>>4063000
I checketh these triples, on behalf of The Third King!
Longeth liveth the King!
The official sealeth of The Third King
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
posting in a royal sticky
The people demand a sacrifice, what should I tell them?
Your fortune: Good Luck
Have I entered the wrong kingdom again?
>>4063039
We shall hast a public execution, in due timeth. May they calm down themselves. The Third King and h'r Lovely Queen wisheth to hast their owneth private timeth inside their Royal Sticky. They needeth not be both'r with such trivial matt'rs right anon.
The official sealeth of The Third King
Your fortune: Godly Luck
All hail The Third King, ruler and governer of many loyal memes!! May thee haveth many conquests and stickies during their reign!!
>>4063055
I checketh these dubs, on behalf of The Third King!
Longeth liveth the King!
The official sealeth of The Third King
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>4061899
Th-third King, my liege, I pray unto you that our harvest will be plentiful in this upcoming year.
Pray know that the pavage increases monthly. Fie on the merchants! The peasants are unable to pay.
I hope you will accept my tithe of one cowe as reimbursement.
Regards, my liege.
>>4063068
Feareth not mine dearest s'rf. This matt'r will not, shall not be taken lightly by thy mighty king. I shall sendeth mine best cap-a-pe maneth to investigateth and pursue these bastard m'rchants.
Thou tribute is well reciev'd by thy godly king. Goeth in peace dear, thy burden is anon mineth.
The official sealeth of The Third King
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Fellow members of The S-Force, I gather thee hither the present day to speaketh of a most wondrous crisis. thither is someone posting hither right now who goeth by the name of The Third King. This hath seemed like an innocuous and innocent little game of excit'ment until I wast witness to this horror: >>4061932 → #
The "Turd" King is throwing our precious citiziens into lockup FOR CHECKING DOUBLES.
This reign of tyranny must end immediately. This is the most shocking and vile thing I has't ever witnessed on this board. I cannot coequal believeth what I've seen. I moveth that we immediately disband the Turd King's reign of terror and banish that gent from these lands for all of time. he hath gone against our one true God, and shown us that he hath no respect for anyone or anything. I beg thee fellow friends, join me in this cause and holp to doth hence with this vile fiend once and for all. within this wall of flesh, there is a soul that counts thee its creditor all for listening.
>>4063100
Avast cretinous frogposter! Avast!
>>4063100
nice dubs, but he released that man, and reimbursed him for his distresses
You're cause has no justice and no righteousness
>>4062874
Is it of top quality?
>>4063100
Ye are anon exiled, trait'r! Geteth this bastard scum out of mine sight!
>>4063100
As thou wisheth, mine King.
>>4063131
Wooooahh, this kingdom is radical man!
Lace me up some dubs will ya chief? Thanks homie.
Time to shred some asphalt! Yo!!!! hahahae
>>4063155
lace me up homeslice
nice dubs
>>4063155
>>4063166
I checketh these dubs, on behalf of The Third King!
Longeth liveth the King!
The official sealeth of The Third King
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4063176
Lovely thread, good luck with that dark handsome stranger!
privilege
Long live the Third King
rape culture
>>4063416
I don't know why but I lol'd
Top zozzle my friend.
institutional racism
>>4063416
>>4063443
As thou wisheth, mine l'rd.
All hail the Third King!
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
posting in a royal thread
Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>4063555
well tripled
>>4063555
oh those are some dank digits ynyarri
>MFW trying my hardest to get dubs only to get singles
Life is suffering
>>4063555
I checketh these dubs, on behalf of The Third King!
Longeth liveth the King!
The official sealeth of The Third King
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4063548
Welcometh to mine Royal Sticky, mine dear and pow'rful equal. Maketh thyself at home
why is there a thumbtack in this itt???
>>4063779
Taketh this maneth to the barracks
>>4063779
As thou wisheth, mineth l'rd.
>>4061899
Is this bait or are you really that fucking retarted? If youre reddit tier it means u are a beta hipster faggot white knighy literal piece of shit. If I saw you in piblic I would either completely ignore you because you look almost identical to every other reddit cucklord or burst out laughing if your faggotry allows you to actually stand out. Its possible I might even do both. This is not just what i think, its what everyone thinks who isnt a deluded redtard aswell. Just end yourself if this describes you, your friends and family will just replace you with another hipsterfaggotclonemanchild
>>4063805
Taketh this maneth to the barracks
>>4063805
As thou wisheth, mineth l'rd.
>>4063833
I checketh these dubs, on behalf of The Third King!
Longeth liveth the King!
The official sealeth of The Third King
Your fortune: Average Luck
Man I should of made this thread under my existing name fig if I knew it would get stuck
>>4063844
Taketh this imp'rsonating scum to the barracks
>>4063844
As thou wisheth, mineth l'rd.
>>4063862
You can't do that to the first king
>>4063877
Taketh this maneth to the barracks
>>4063877
As thou wisheth, mineth l'rd.
Long live the Third King, the most wonderful king of the universe. May his luck be good always.
>>4063904
Same fig king is more like it
>>4062966
>>4062994
>>4063000
>>4063003
>>4063014
>>4063055
>>4063113
>>4063114
>>4063126
>>4063155
>>4063166
>>4063278
>>4063301
>>4063398
>>4063426
>>4063527
>>4063555
>>4063559
>>4063561
>>4063612
>>4063904
I, The Third King, am v'ry pleas'd with thy gentle supp'rt of this beautiful reigneth. 'Tis with pleasure that i reward each of all mine dear followeth'rs the quantity of one Royal Popkek. May thy lands prosp'r this year and et'rnally.
The official sealeth of The Third King
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
AAAAA, M'LORD, 'TIS NOT A SAFE DAY! *SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGE*
What happened to First and Second King though?
>>4064160
That st'ry is f'r anoth'r day to rememb'r
>>4063947
Third King, acknowledge me
>>4064160
Swaglord cheated then the second king was anonymous.
What does The Third King think about chemicals
>>4064180
F'r being a loyal s'rvant of thy King, I shall reward thou with one Royal Coing and the honorable title of Noble.
The official sealeth of The Third King
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
Meme royalty, next era of memeing after post-ironic memeing
>>4064261
Thy king is c'rtainly intrigu'd by the charm ways of alchemy.
>>4061899
Hold it right there, foolish impostor! Make way for the REAL ruler of s4s. OBSERVE!
>>4064444
Delightful quads.
>>4064444
>4444
it begins
>>4064444
You're the king? I didn't vote for you.
>>4064454
SILENCE!
>>4064444
Ye are a funney maneth. Thou wot what?, I really enjoyeth thy brav'ry, I shall giveth thou mine throne.
H're looketh, I'me about to give mine throne to thou! Haha!
Thou are about to become King! Haha!Kill him.
>>4064533
As thou wisheth, mine l'rd.
>>4064533
I checketh these dubs, on behalf of The Third King!
Longeth liveth the King!
The official sealeth of The Third King
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4064545
>>4064555
WEW LADDEH
>>4064444
>>4064555
IT
DOESN'T
STOP
>>4064565
>>4064555
>>4064588
>>4064588
A little early to be preparing my tombstone, no? But don't you worry, I'll be back again...AND YOU WILL PAY!
>>4064611
>>4064611
I support thy claim o King Milhouse! Prithee return to us and deliver us from tyranny!
>>4064616
Take this man to the barracks
>>4064616
As thou wisheth, mine l'rd.
>>4064588
I checketh these dubs, on behalf of The Third King!
Longeth liveth the King!
The official sealeth of The Third King
Your fortune: Good Luck
CHECKSUM
WOW
>>4064616
Do not fear, my disciple. Though I bid thee adieu, someday, the score shall be settled once and for all!
*vanishes into thin air*
>>4064667
https://youtu.be/KlO9fpqLHS0
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>4064677
Feareth not, f'r thou shall be by his side f'r all et'rnity, in grave.
>>4064677
nice dubs, but thou art a traitor to the true King
>>4061899
Your fvckin majesty.
i havth brought a wewlad shield and a banti sword to beat ye dragon
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>4064694
I want to play a game https://youtu.be/gCYcHz2k5x0
Your fortune: Bad Luck
I get this game not
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
What art thine rules and policies, o third king?
>>4064825
https://youtu.be/lqqqNYELQDw
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>4061899
Those numbers
Esta la vista, Turd King!
ALLAHU SNACKBAR!!!
>>4064888
>>4064888
>>4064888
>>4064888
Wew trips!
>>4064888
>>4064907
Whoops, knew I forgot something!
>>4064913
*teleports outta here*
Nothin' personnel, kid!
King Pavel,
I am a knight from the independent duchy of CIA. You were ordered to keep your men away from our farmland.
You're a large highness.
>>4064937
nigga he dead
>>4064942
You must be quite a deluded man to believe that CIA is dead when he's standing in front of you right now!
>>4064913
>>4064923
>>4064942
>>4065000
As thee wish mine lord
>>4065066
I checketh these dubs, on behalf of The Third King!
Longeth liveth the King!
The official sealeth of The Third King
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>4065059
memehouse already teleported you dumb c*ck
go ahead take me to the barrack, who tf cares
>>4064847
1. Thou shalt nev'r raiseth thy voice against The Third King and as a serf shalt swear eternal allegiance to that gent as thy father and god.
2. All dub checking must beest done by The Third King's Royal Dub Checker.
3. Thou shalt revere and love the Royal Family and the Royal members of The Third King's Order.
The official sealeth of The Third King
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4065078
looketh as tho we hath spyed another jester amoung us
Calleth forth both of mine daughters, bringeth both to me, I would those girls to by their father's side inside the Royal Sticky.
>>4065121
Royal le millenom girl
>>4065121
burchase feudal land?
All hailith Third King! Rightful ruler of the realm! Your Majesty... I hath learnt of a most disturbing development. Whilst visiting a dank tavern, I perchanced upon a curious tale of a local man who had become stricken with a most foul disease. I was lead to the man's humble house, only to discover that he layeth upon his deathbed. His skin hath turned a most vile black, if it was being swallowed up by the void. Upon seeing my Royal Kek cloak, he beckoned me forth, claiming he had news of most import. He had stumbled upon a plot by the vile Milhouse to assassinate thou!
>>4065221
The impostor had sent one of his kind, a Beast Mage, to infiltrate thine kingdom. With his dying words: "Today, I shalt remind them.", he handeth mine person a sketch he had produced that he claimed bore the likeness of the monster. I then learned from his grieving kin that it was this foul sorceress that had afflicked him with the horrible disease! Majesty, twas most dreadful and I pray for thine safety! But his kin also told me of a prophesy, that one day the third son of the rightful king, thine grandfaher, shall bring forth from the heavens a savior for us all! Clad in blue and purple, thee Angel Bury of Grill hath the power to bring forth everlasting keks and niceness to the land, and banish the evil rudeposters to the underworld of /b/ for all eternity! Milord! If you posses the power to summon forth this Devine Savior I plead of you to do so, so the you and the kingdom might be saved!
It I. tHE sEcOND KING
>>4065225
Filthy imposter!
Leave this land at once!
The king's demesne has no room for the likes of you!
ur a nigger. mah spidermen are cumming
>>4065221
>>4065224
For that awful monster worry doth not, I shalt sendeth mine best men to taketh care of the menace, Sir Milhouse secret plans shalt beest twarted and justice shalt falleth upon that gent.
Yet, what thee hath heard wast the truth, how this sir hath learned of t remains a mystery. thither is however a condition, thither needeth to beest dubs for hers descent. Nonetheless, the taketh of mine rightful throne during this year of 2016 is no coincidence, I can sense a moment of most wondrous changeth approaching. The prophecy is real, I've seen t in mine dreams and soon, thee wilt see t too. The glory and grace of Angel Bury of Grill.
>>4065277
woho doubles checked
select all soup
Ok.
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
w-what if the third king is gippo dudee
U CAN CALL ME QUEEN /B/EE
sup niggers
>>4065566
nice dubs
>>4065555
holy s**t these were unchecked for over an hour? what has s4s become
>>4061957
can you guve us the tamplate pls, so we can provide the third king with ebin OC?
>>4065555
>>4065566
wonderful
What kind of king is he that le ebin big man suit can lord over him?
>>4065555
>5555
nice quads lass
>>4065566
double dubs names the second king as new king
>>4061899
cool shirt
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>4065555
I checketh these quads, on behalf of The Third King!
Longeth liveth the King!
The official sealeth of The Third King
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>4066090
Take this man to the barracks
>>4066090
As thou wish, mine lord.
>>4066099
I checketh these quads, on behalf of The Third King!
Longeth liveth the King!
The official sealeth of The Third King
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Calleth f'rth mine royal bard to entertain me
>>4066154
Oh mine King, thee forsooth art the most grandiose folk on this godly Earth
>>4061899
stickying in epic toast
>>4066172
That's a big bard
>>4066199
>>4066200
I checketh these quads, on behalf of The Third King!
Longeth liveth the King!
The official sealeth of The Third King
Your fortune: Good Luck
suck it, king lmao
>>4066277
ayy lmao
nice dub bub
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
All hail king nigger
Grace us with you kfc odour
A bounty of fresh watermelon
And all the cotton of the land
>>4061899
Please delete this
I'm tired of seeing a nigger every time I refresh s4s
>>4066277
>>4066346
As thou wish, mine lord.
>>4061899
Special Daaaaaa to you, my liege!
uhu
nigger
>>4066871
Taketh this man to the barracks
>>4066871
As thou wish mine lord
How may I serve you today m'lord
I pledge fealty, my liege.
Thy Majesty shall experience unlimited discretion over my exquisite abilities.
>>4067439
SODOMY! HERETIC! THE CHURCH OF THE HOLY THIRD KING WILL NOT ALLOW THIS.
>>4067439
Taketh this filthy wench to the barracks
>>4067439
As thou wish mine lord
>>4067521
Friendo, no!
You can't just SAY things like that here!
You'll make me cry ;_;
>>4067517
>>4067510
>>4067487
Proclaim judgment is thou must; still thine spirit shine true. Thou be a righteous lord. will thy sentence be just?
Sheet All a bish wan du is split uh dik fass onna pink cookie. Fukkin azz niqqa
>>4067521
Enjoy your ban :^)
>>4062083
But you failed?
>>4063555
XD epic desu get
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!!! XDDDDD
desu was so epic, amirite guys!!?!?!
~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU XDDDDDD
those were the best times man
some real epic shit!!
Ok let me be frank here, I don't give two steaming shits if you are king buttfuck of fucking asshole land. Shut the fuck up and stop picking on the guy. And go back down to the rat infested shithole you call home and go back to jacking your peckers. You horrible ass people
>>4067879
Taketh this man to the barracks
>>4067900
I checketh these dubs, on behalf of The Third King!
Longeth liveth the King!
The official sealeth of The Third King
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>4067879
As thou wish, mine lord.
how 2 fortune
#fortune
i give up
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>4067933
just type #fortue in the options field
EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!
>>4067946
more like epic lol :P
>>4067949
zozzle'd
>>4061899I forgot if I could spoiler on s4s or not
