Eagles are birds
Eagles are the symbol of America
America is a very important country
Therefore, Birds Are Very Important
Checkmate bantifigs.
>>4037272
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>>4037272
well fug me
usa
>>4037272
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of all the mayonaise spilling out of your quadruple bacon burger onto your ten chins, amerifat. Something about jingoism? Ay, fuck ye mum negro
>>4037272
But amörica doesn't use the mathmatic system, you silly. They say inch to centimeters, hoe crazy is that? Maybe ameurica is important, but not that important tbh. Thus the fine looking birdy on your picture isn't that important as well. See, it isn't hard to understand that birds just weren't meant to be THAT important. A little bit of importance simply isn't enough and surely not if the importance only derives from the place the bird lives in.
What about all the birds who inhabit unimportant countries like poland, wales or ohio? The sheer amount of insignificence of those places nullifies any imporance some birds might get from being born in privileged countries. If anything, those birds should be ashamed and check their privileges immediately.