Why don't you take a seat over there.
>>4036905
I can't sit. I lost my ass in the war of 1776
>>4036937
tell me your story in extensive detail
Over here! Sit by me, onii-chan!
>>4036944
good doublel
>>4036956
Thank you! ...Oh no, oh no! My shoes camed untied! :( :( :(((( Will you help me tied them onii-chan??? please?
>>4036942
There I was. Trench foot setting in. Surrounded on both sides by gooks.
I picked up my SCAR 17 and ran a trail of bullets that near tore a German in half.
Then I sensed something behind me. It was a French musketeer. I quickly spun around and shot him square in the jaw with my still smoking rail gun just as he thought he had the jump on me.
Then the sound came. It was too late to run; I'd never escape the blast radius.
One of the damn Confederates fired a Davy Crockett recoilless rifle at me and blew my butt cheeks straight off.
I was the only surviving mecha pilot from my squad.
>>4036905
No, I'm good. I'm just a pizza delivery man holding a fresh hot pepperoni pizza. I didn't talk to any girls.
>>4036905
Why should I ?
>>4036969
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
>>4036944
C-can i really sit next to you?
