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2015-12-24 03:19:24 Post No. 4023915
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2015-12-24 03:19:24
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Digging through the endless amounts of shit in my room and came across this. Thought Shit 4chan Says might like it more than the /b/tards.
> be me
> cuz who else would u be
> beta fag 1st time cosplayer
> Preliminary rounds
> Impressthejudges.rar
>"who are you cosplaying, anon?"
> my OC from the Matrix
> Phantom
> "What made you choose this cosplay?"
> I like kungfu movies i guess...idk
> "oh! Do you do martial arts?"
> be practitioner of Historical European Martial Arts
> yes
>"cool! Hope you show us some moves!"
> ohfuckwhathaveidone.jpg
> Contest rolls around
> "entry #whatever, anon cosplaying as an OC from the Matrix!"
> cant bitch out now
> get up on stage and make good on my promise to the judges
> Do horrible form of drunken crackhead fighting off hallucinations kungfu
> walkofshame.exe
> Sit in back ignoring snickering laughter and stares
> Literally everyone else in the contest has better costumes and doesnt make an ass of themselves
> mfw I get 3rd place out of like 50 ppl
> Mfw "we really enjoyed your martial arts display"
> mfw I have no face
