Gotta shit, who wants to hold my ass cheeks apart while I squeeze one out?
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I'm never on this board, and didn't want to make a thread for it, but...
I thought I'd just let you know that I just had a really satisfying crap, after ages. Quick, smooth, painless, no strain, and I drew an ace on the first piece of paper. This is after months of variations upon aches, strain and liquidity.
There's hope for you yet.