Wilson Carter knew nothing about baseball. But that didn't stop him from signing up for pitcher at Ruggles Academy. It was dinnertime. A lone wolf eats a babydoll made of cabbages. Etc etc etc. In other words, the town crier was out of a job. This meant no more spring water for the village. No more soup for Old Yimmy. Not even a sop for Hamster the striped ferret blind in one eye. What does this all mean? It means our city is turning into a hitchhouse for bellomed swavers and snorpitious grunzlers. If that doesn't convince you to go Tory, nothing will. That's when Elizabeth Merritch slammed the door and collapsed on the bed. Why? Who? Whispering pups? You tell me. It could be that oversized fleshlight named Graceful Jenny which was at the breaking point not from girth but from overusage as they tend to deteriote after being soaked in lye water. Do what you want. I don't care. I'll be in the barn feeding the termites Devil Juice. Peace.
Wilson Carta knew not a god damn thang bout basebizzle. Kick dat shit! But dat didn't stop his ass from signin up fo' pitcher at Rugglez Academy. Dat shiznit was dinnertime fo' realz. A lone wolf smokes a funky-ass babydoll made of cabbages. Etc etc etc. In other lyrics, tha hood crier was outta a thang. This meant no mo' sprang wata fo' tha village. No mo' chronic fo' Oldskool Yimmy. Not even a sop fo' Hamsta tha striped ferret blind up in one eye. What do dis all mean, biatch? It means our hood is turnin tha fuck into a hitchhouse fo' bellomed swavers n' snorpitious grunzlers. If dat don't convince you ta go Tory, not a god damn thang will. Thatz when Elizabeth Merritch slammed tha door n' collapsed on tha bed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Why, biatch? Who, biatch? Whisperin pups, biatch? Yo ass tell mah dirty ass. Well shiiiit, it could be dat oversized fleshlight named Graceful Jizzy which was all up in tha breakin point not from girth but from overusage as they tend ta deteriote afta bein soaked up in lye gin n juice n' shit. Do what tha fuck you want. I couldn't give a fuckin shit. I be bout ta be up in tha barn feedin tha termites Devil Juice. Peace.
>>4022366
Anonymous knew not a god damn thang bout dubs. Kick dat shit! But dat didn't stop his ass from gettin' dubs at [s4s] Academy
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>>4022061
What the f*uck did you just say to me you little b*itch
>>4022779
y-your bobs are sh-showing
