ladies and gentlemen, i present to you:
the lolistation 5
it can do games, it can do music, it can do movies, it can do anything.
all for the price of only 599$
anything you say
can it print $600 dollar bills?
>>4010300
Can I rape it?
>>4010314
can't rape the willing, mr. miyamoto.
>>4010300
Can I pull off her arms and legs and use her as a bean bag?
>>4010370
yes, but you'll have to fill her with beans yourself.
>>4010300
Can i make more lolis out of it?
>>4010384
no.
next question.
>>4010386
So you're saying she's infertile? You ought to knock the price down for selling a defective unit.
can I twist it's arm to its side and put bullets in its mouth and use it as a gun PEW PEW PEW XD
Can it poop n pee?
>>4010415
ok so where do i sign up?
>>4010300
I'll take ten.
>>4010391
she was purposely designed not to produce other units. it's a numbers thing. can't protect you for cyber-crime with a bunch of undocumented units running around, getting jobs and turning tricks.
does it come in a breaded model?
