ok

>turns you into a beaiutiful girl

>>3997123
I want to lick their underboob sweat.

>>3997700
Lewd dubs

>>3997123
i want them to step on my balls

I want them to f*ck me in the p*ssy and b*tt duo

>>3997706
good meme

>>3997700
DOUBLE dubs! wow! it's starting to look like a TRIPLE dubs!

>>3997123
ask /lgbt/ for hormemes

>>3997722
it keeps happening

>>3997123
how sad is this. dirt-shit nobody wants a couple lumps of chestfat so people like him. if he could affect any change in his life, it would be two slabs of abdomen-beef. not a real talent. not a practical skill. just... flesh. more flesh. different flesh so people don't ignore his useless ass. disgusting

>>3997123
/x/ here.. I can help you, op. Sit tight while I say the magic words....

FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

There.. you should be sprouting some bodacious bazongas right about now.

>>3997738
albinoblacksheep was better. didnt watch dragonball z. soda is trash. didn't play co-op i was master of blood gulch. doritos are shit, always hated em. my bro was into the paintball guns not me. my dad always leases mid-hi-end cars it was never an impulse thing and at the time i believe it was a 5-series bimmer. didn't get irregular clothes at crap marshall's or wherever its not worth it. i think we were more into the bmx bikes at the time. didn't masturbate to stupid shit i only learned about it once i had my own computer (after a long time of sharing one with fam). didnt huff paint. didn't pretend to be a camwhore on aim what are you, gay? no matrix quote or anime character or x's or 6's or anything like that surrounding my screen name. school was legit high performing. yours wasnt. no counter strike lan parties i didnt make friends with kids i could tell would end up being failures like you. didnt take ritalin or adderall or prozac. didn't 'take a pass' at any of those things although it's vague what you're implying. my friends didn't sneak beer into school we're not backwoods bumfucks like whoever wrote this trash. not limp-wristed there were very few gay kids in my school. no columbine mentality in my group of friends. nor were they particularly sociopathic. nor did they ever try to be deep or philosophical. none of my friends played the victim nor were they in any part involved in your swing-and-a-miss scenario at the end there. none of my friends tried killing themselves. none of my friends got worked up over random tramps. none of my friends were desperate or pathetic enough to do anything like that under the bleachers although there was a kid who was caught masturbating there once.

>>3997123
ok

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>3997743
Well played, anonomon.

>>3997123
if women pls consider that 3d women are not important and stop wasting we memers time
and if boy pls gib skype bb you dont need bobes 4 me to luve u i like boys they way they are bb, tbh ur prob totes qt :) :) lol

>>3998083
what the fuck did you just fucking say

>>3998088
that 3d women are not important
and if op is a boy i like him as he is and he doesnt need himself to make people like him bcuz i already like him the way he is

>>3998089
need to change himself*

>>3998089
Are you hitting on me?

>>3998095
yes bb i think ur pretty and nice i would like to hold your hand all night

>>3997123
tee hee :) xDD I ADDICTED TO POOOOPY :33 DANK ASS SHIT FAM CUMMIES :))))
hehe ANIMEME so HOt me wAIFU ON PEEPEE peenus weenus (: le how can you compete?? fanny le how can you compete?? I ADDICTED TO POOOOPY :33 peenus weenus (: CUMMIES :)))) MEME CUCKY PEEEPEE BLACK COCKS XDD XD XD XD JEWS CUCK CUCK CUCK le le le le le EPIC FOR TEH POOP XDDDDDDDDD
ANIMEME so HOt me wAIFU ON PEEPEE hehe le le le le
DANK ASS SHIT FAM
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :) :) :) XDDDD ANIMEME so HOt me wAIFU ON PEEPEE le epin JEWISH I SUCKE A BENIS IUH OH so fahnny
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH EPIC MEME I MAKE PEE PEE :OOO CUCK CUCK CUCK XDDDD AAAAHHHAHAHA AAAAHHHAHAHA
I ADDICTED TO POOOOPY :33 fanny tee hee :)
xDD xd EPIC MEME
NIGGER :^) CUCK I SUCKE A BENIS IUH OH peenus weenus (: peenus weenus (:
xd I SUCKE A BENIS IUH OH NIGGER :^)
epin le AAAAHHHAHAHA
AAAAHHHAHAHA JEWS I MAKE PEE PEE :OOO hehe hehe xDD
xDD so fahnny xDD
CUCK I SUCKE A BENIS IUH OH EPIC FOR TEH POOP XDDDDDDDDD WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :) :) :) I LOVE I SUCKE A BENIS IUH OH EPIC SHIT TBQH FAM SMH @ U xd EPIC MEME JEWISH epin hehe meem I SUCKE A BENIS IUH OH peenus weenus (: MEME xDD le epin EPIC FOR TEH POOP XDDDDDDDDD
CUCKY PEEEPEE BLACK COCKS XDD XD XD XD
JEWISH CUCKY PEEEPEE BLACK COCKS XDD XD XD XD
POOP cuck I ADDICTED TO POOOOPY :33 WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :) :) :) tee hee :) MEME JEWISH I LOVE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :) :) :) hehe POOPY
CUMMIES :)))) JEWISH hehe
XD xd EPIC MEME CUCK CUCK CUCK peenus weenus (: tee hee :) JEWS AAAAHHHAHAHA le le le le
fanny EPIC MEME I LOVE le fanny le
fanny xd DANK ASS SHIT FAM POOPY cuck EPIC SHIT TBQH FAM SMH @ U I POOPE IN PANTS SO FUNNY LAUGH XD so fahnny I ADDICTED TO POOOOPY :33 fanny I MAKE PEE PEE :OOO ANIMEME so HOt me wAIFU ON PEEPEE xDD cuck
cuck CUCK CUCK CUCK le le le le le epin CUCK CUCK CUCK le how can you compete??
CUMMIES :)))) I LOVE
le how can you compete?? I ADDICTED TO POOOOPY :33

>>3998102
I will consent to a mutual hand-holding sesssion

>>3998110
bb tell me where u live then ill come over and buy u pizza and that thing together

>>3998124
I'm in Dondon

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>>3998149
nice me 2, *holds your hand* now im going to make you butt pregnant *pulls down both our pants* *stuffs benis in ur butt* *raeps u* *cumms in ur butt* ur my siisy slave now be my wife *you become my wife*

>>3998159
you said something about a pizza?

>>3998172
*ding dong* oh thats the pizza i got double peperoni if that fine with you

>>3998182
psh, nothing personnel kid...... but I don't even like pepperonis!

>beautiful
>anime
>kek

>>3998256
then i want a divoce i cant be married to a monster!

>>3998778
Fine, I know a lawyer we can use

>>3997123
You trannys have slaughtered the inglash language