Listen up you disgusting pigs,
I recently logged onto my 16 year old son's computer because I'm having trouble with my office machine. Right on his desktop he has a folder marked 4chan. I figured that it must be where he keeps his animated japanese movies, but I opened it up and was HORRIFIED by what I saw. It was laden with child pornography, dismembered limbs, and all around deviant, sickening images. You people let my son onto your website without ANY age verification, he was looking at things that I never imagined could exist.
I will be filing legal papers soon unless you take down this offensive site or change your policies so that minors may not access it. In addition, I will be petitioning your webmaster to pay for my son's psychiatrist fees, which are going to be substantial considering what I've seen.
Sincerely, Arthur D. Sellers
PS: The image is just some random picture i took with my camera, it looks like you have to put a picture to upload your comment.
>>3983576
BANTI
Yeah good luck with that
>>3983576
Wrong board
Your looking for /r9k/
They are the ones who gave your son those pics
On this board we make cute jokes called maymays
>>3983576
b8/10
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>3983576
literally s4s: the reddit movie
shittiest bait ive seen so far
>>3983576
Does the folder contain any of the following:
1. porn about a Japanese comic called Yotsuba&!
2. images or videos about cats or dogs being tortured or killed
3. lewd images/videos of Carl Sagan
4. anything that depicts Mr. Rogers in a negative light
5. footage of restaurant employees messing with food meant for customers?
If the answer to any of these is yes, we will definitely look into fulfilling your request.
However, if the answer to all of the above is no (which it likely is), GET OUT OF THIS BOARD AND NEVER COME BACK OR ELSE WE WILL DESTROY YOUR AND YOUR SON'S LIVES BOTH ONLINE AND OFFLINE!!!
>>3983977
Checked
Also I have every one those, what do?
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>3983983
Sell them on the meme market
>>3983991
k, almost-trips
>>3984011
nice dubs
>>3984014
Nothing special there
>>3983576
that's great, good luck. But you shouldn't say your son had cp on his computer because that's probably your computer legally. You'd probably get a few years in jail for that lol
>>3983576
We are the nice board, you're looking for the big bad bullies.
Obvious bait but if real, just restrict his use, minors aren't allowed anyway. Also we're nice here.
>>3983576
your son must be 35. 4chin hasn't had that kewl stuff in years.
also, boast benis
>>3983576
why'd you post here in [s4s]
seriously out of all the boards you directed your anger on this nice board you sir should just calm down and enjoy the nice memes we have here
Reminder that [s4s] does not encourage or does have any association with child porn, gore or animated japanese characters, we are a nice board who just want to share memes with our nice people here.
I am sorry for what your son has done but please just take your anger to him and not us, it is your son who is at fault, also your rude manners does not please us to be honest
Sincerely,
Anonymous poster on [s4s]
P.S. I hope this is not a random troll or just a bait and if you wanna blame someone just go to /b/, we [s4s] are not responsible for the sh*t your son caused. Thanks for reading m8
>>3984199
Nice dubs, baby.
