Give me your dubs

i knock on the door
its me goku

>>3978070
I had a cute gf that was just like this but she was a brunette beauty and wasn't pasty white as shit.

she would always give me really good fucking head and would always nibble my neck.

*Jumps on the handgrenade, sacrificing himself for all the doges, dubs and menes of this board. A tear rolls over Gippo Dudees cheeks as pieces of my human flesh spread around the board. A piece of my right testicle falls into a just-opened bag of Topkek, which is eaten anyway. The unknown assailant quickly scuffles back into the darkness, mumbling something about chinposting still being ironic.*

>>3978537
but she was dumb as a box of tissues and you dumped her right

*fucks your dad*

*Smashes her in the face screaming 'I HATE CATS!'*

>>3978654
haha why doe?

>>3978529
hey its me ur brother

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>>3978673
He's just ebin random friend ;P

>>3978673
They're all gooey and weird

>>3978529
Lel