This is Oswald the Jellyfish
he is new meme now
m maybe
mods plz sticky
I like Oswald the jellyfish!
>>3970434
Yeah! Me too! You go Oswald!
>>3970373
better than pepe
>>3970373
y has 11 dicks oswald
it's good
>>3970520
>>3970373
He's definately going to be in next weeks edition of the "Weekly Peek"
>>3970373
not bad, i impressed :^)
better than bune raven
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>3970520
everythings better than pepe
Your fortune: Average Luck
>>3970585
this tbh
>>3970373
I'm sorry, good sir, but you require a MEME LICENSE to make a MEME.
Please present it in an orderly fashion, so conflict will be avoided.
>>3970612
I thought s4s was a free will society?
>>3970612
sorry officer
>>3970634
It is, don't listen to that fig newton
>>3970373
looks more like a squid to me....
>>3970635
Good!
>>3970640
If you had everybody running around andcrappingout memes at the speed of light, /s4s/ wouldn't be such a nice and organized board, would it, chap?
>>3970533
your dubs are good 2
>>3970650
>If you had everybody running around and crapping out memes at the speed of light, /s4s/ wouldn't be such a nice and organized board, would it, chap?
i'm not sure what kind of game you're playing here but I've got new for you pal this ain't no game, and there ain't no winners in this life, only pigeons and apricots. you get me?
Tfw you watch your family get murdured by ISIS
>>3970660
5deep6me
>>3970665
you're gonna get it one day, i promise
>>3970660
It ain't no game. That's why, sadly, there should be some law, even if it's a free board. That's the reason why we're the nicest and the memest board, my man. My dude.
>>3970680
but laws cause unnecessary restrictions to the flow of creative output. there's reason this board isn't a blue board and why we don't have tons of rules. you need to be free to experiment and live and give your all to the memes that move your soul. if we all were to adhere to some arbitrary set of rules the memes would become stale and gelatinous, a mere shadow of our former glory. no, we are the meme makers, and we are the makers of memes
i liek thes oen
>>3970373
what a looker!
very nice meme. I see this one going places.
>>3970691
lol just get a meme license bro it's a lifetime one my god, you're such a (deep) poster :^)
Without jokes though, we need to effectively learn how a hive-mind works. When we'll achieve that stage, only then will our artistic-memetasic integrity be combined into something greater.
Laws shape us into one. It's better to meme out something great and big as one, not as scattered individuals. Laws are always temporary.
>>3970720
Hi, Lapis. I'm glad you're having fun on [s4s] but please understand that treating the board in the manner with which you describe goes against literally of the basic principles and tenets that this board has survived on for almost three years. I would suggest that you utilize your ability to lurk more and try and see what wonderful things this board has to offer before coming in and attempting to make changes to an already perfect system.
>>3970720
also i shaped your mom into one last night, if you get my drift ;^)
haha a pretzel hahaha that's what I shaped your mom into. and she was all like "Oh no, I'm a pretzel," haha, cuz you're mom's so funny all the time. Gosh I love her. I just can't afford to support a woman of that size.
It is Christmas, afterall. Got mouths to feed, bills to pay. And a yard covered in frozen dog feces.
Life's hard out here in the streets, Chad. Takes a real man to know right from wrong.
Merry Christmas.
I often forcefeed myself croissants in the garage until I fall asleep with the car on and play "wake or no wakey." Your mother knows all about it. She's the one who introduced me to it that time she caught me with the babysitter. That girl had my baby, heh. Next year the little fucker turns 18, so I'll finally be off the hook. $50,000 a year over 18 years, can you believe that? Them's are the breaks, kid. That's what you have to look forward to. Just croissants and car exhaust.
And some lighter fluid.
And a match.
Heh.
I look at these tools every day, but there's nothing left to fix. No cars to lift, no siding to paint. Your mother doesn't care anymore, son. And I love her, but we should have never stayed together this long. Now it's like we have to stay together out of obligation rather than any sort of feelings we have for one another. Those stopped the day I shat my pants accidentally at Thanksgiving Dinner. Now she just shits whenever she wants to, rolls around in it on that god damned Tom Cruise chair.
I hate my life, son. And I want to end it. But I just can't do it, ya know? I just can't do it.
>>3970732
Dad coming in with the ultimate #WRECKAGE
>>3970747
hey that's pretty cool. everybody told me though when i had a mustache i let it be too wide. do you have a grooming guide for them
>>3970373
please sticky this meme. it's a memeo that needs to be stickied.
>>3970754
this tbh fam
MODS
LISTEN TO HIM
>>3970758
3rd upvote for stickying intiative
>>3970747
Real edgy, kid. Listen, we were droppin' insults like that on the playground. You kids today, too damn soft. Always whining and crying and trying to make a point.
No one cares, ok? Not one god damned person in the whole world is going to care if you're right, and if they do then they're a god damned idiot and should have been dismantled from the gene pool centuries ago. Bunch of ingrates, all of you. Just sitting around, arguing about the storylines of cartoons and comic books like it fucking means something, ok? It doesn't mean shit, son. No one knows what the fuck is going ok, and if you somehow think you do, I have the saddest message that life sends to enlighten you toward.
No one cares what you say, and no one ever will. Not your wife, not your kids, not some fucking kid on the internet. No one. Not even yourself, as you'll soon come to understand. The eccentric enlightenment so many young people feel always ends in the tragic realization that you are just as fucked as anyone else, and even if you have a modicum of intelligence over them, spending your time attempting to change their mind on any topic, ANY topic, political, sociological, anything. It will never ever god damned work, and I'll tell you why.
You see, people don't ever listen to anything you say. Like right now, you're probably not listening to me, but if you are you know that you are doing something so rare that you're having to try to do it, and that in itself is too much for your little pansy attitude. Suck it up, son. You're a man now, deal with it. No one gives a shit about you or your stupid life, your stupid job, whether you're a doctor or a lawyer or a fucking junkie in a ditch.
No one.
No one except you.
>>3970751
apply some rocket fuel, i tell you it works, my dude, , , ,, i lost my moostache handbook somewhere in my meme chest!
>>3970767
Oh daddy, I love thee
>>3970770
Love you too, faggot.
i didnt like this meme and probebly wont ever like it, im rly sry.
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>3970373
I LOVE THIS MEME!
>>3970777
maybe these trips helped you change your mind?
>>3970777
can you please write a 300 word rebuttal against this meme? it will be submitted to the council for examination and most likely placed in a provisional position until the meme is further analyzed for mutability and longevity.
oh, and nice dubs :^)
the council thanks you for your cooperation.
>>3970777
>>3970767
Where were you, when I won my first football match? Where were, you when i made my first meme? Where were you, when I got the first succ? Where were you when I was a frogposter? Where were you, when I got a job?
You never loved me, dad.
Suddenly you just appear out of nowhere and teach me life lessons? Mom wouldn't consider that nice, if she was still on this board.
Without you, I could never develop into a normally functional man! I never had an image to follow!
It's partly your fault that I'm sometimes a whiny sadposter.
Where have you been?
>>3970789
NEXT LEVEL MEMEING DETECTED!
>>3970793
dumb frogposter
see, this meme has different sides to it
>>3970785
i think the trips cleared up my mind about the meme, i will submitt a message to the council if it is another meme i dont like in the future.
god damn namefigs
>>3970793
I've been sitting out here, waiting for you to get out of that woman's house and come find out who your dad really is.
You don't know what it's been like, son.
I tried my god damndest to be here for you and your mother, but at the end of the day I just couldn't stand looking into her sad, swollen eyes any longer. She was just so fucking pathetic, always walking around the house, talking to the plants, making muffins with fresh picked blueberries in them and then dropping them in that one god damned ant pile I could never get rid of...
And besides, it's not like you really cared to spend time with me. You spent so much time with that woman that you were basically convinced I was the god damned devil until maybe 5 years ago, at best! What the hell am I supposed to think? Oh, he wants me to go to his football games. Oh he wants me to help with his homework. No. Your mother kept me away from you by never letting me in on what was actually happening. I mean, for god's sake, I had to drive 2 hours just to see you, and how the hell can I plan for a football game if your mother won't send me the damned schedule?
Not like you ever answer your phone, anyway. Piece of shit. It's like, why do you even have the god damned thing if you're not gonna use it, ya know?
And I'm sorry for calling you a piece of shit. I didn't mean it. I just. I got a lot of pain inside of me, son. And I don't know when or where, but eventually it's gonna come crashing out, and I don't think I'm going to be able to hold myself up when the consequences of my choices through life come crashing on me.
I always loved you.
You're my son.
That was never even a question for me.
But you? Well. It took you a while to warm up to me, we'll just say.
FIF>Oswald the jellyfish
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>ITT: dumb jellyfishposters
>>3970817
Who are you quoting?
>>3970808
great :^) the council is always looking for 300 word expositories concerning memes and meme culture :^)
we look forward to your letter!
>>3970819
ur mom :DDDD
This is Oswald the Penguin
he is new villain now
>>3970823
DELETE THIS
This is Oswald Mosley
he is new fascist now
>>3970835
Isn't penguin fatter than that. Is Mr. Actor going to slowly fatten him self up to better play the role of incest babby
>>3970813
You know why my mom's eyes faded one day? Because she knew YOU were the man behind the deaths of 21 pilots... You were ill on that day, huh? That's what you said in court, right?
You just blamed Stan for your deed... Still can't believe you shipped those plane parts willingly, knowing they were broken...
I have a wife now. I'm practical now. Aren't ya supposed to be happy?
I guess for a man who's done such deeds, you can not be happy anymore...
>>3970661
Lol
>>3970845
Fuck you, Chad.
Get outta my garage.
>>3970850
Fine!
>>3970855
Hey.
Nice dubs.
And I hope you're meme goes a long way.
See ya...
>>3970373
i like this new meme
>>3970860
Bye dad. I'll remember that.
>>3970863
B-bye Chad...
Wow what a touching story, this meme has it all it's super dank and it has a real emotional backstory with the son and the dad reuniting and resolving ages old problems and now mods pls sticky
>>3970880
really nice meme you've got ther!
>>3970884
thx i tri
>>3970883
>implying faggot mods are ever going to sticky this
the more we want it, the less likely it becomes
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>3970899
nice dubs but you can't stop trying, the only time i ever got a stick i actually put "mods pls stick" in the OP and it got sticked so you know sometimes it's ok they can see and appreciate a legitimate request for stickyfication and that's how it goes you knw
>>3970901
this fam
MODS PLEASE STICKY
>>3970373
Oswald supports gay rights now.
>>3970747
Nice Jumbo Get
hehe OSWALD LIKES TOPKEK
>>3970907
absolutely degenerate
t. /pol/
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STICKY
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TICKYS
if mods don't sticky they did 9/11
me on the em
>>3970942
this meme has to live!
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>>3970373
STICKY PLS
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mods pls sticky
hmmm mods aint gods
>>3971232
>mods
>good
>ever
>>3971284
1000% next level hyper meme
dank as fr*ck you get my vote, happy hunting, i love you and if you want to I will impregnate your mom and let you feast upon our first born
closest thing i have
>>3971321
ebin simbli ebin
>>3971321
nicely meme'd
:^)
>>3971355
>>3971344
>>3970744
checked
Oswald Akbar
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oswald as a robot i guess
vunp
>>3971321
Fuck you nigger Jim Jelly's better.
bump for sticky
Lee Harvey
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>>3973479
yes, i do like a meme once ina while
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oswald on the front page
plz r8
nice meme!
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>3974073
This thread is deeper than it looks.
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>3974090
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
>>3974108
>>3974108
>what does any of it meme
Your fortune: Bad Luck
save rave
>>3970373
THIS IS A HUGE ADVANCEMENT IN MEME TECHNOLOGY
>>3970835
smart pinguposter
>>3970747
>There's no perfection in this world
ai friendo
do you have a moment to talk about central intleligence agency
Hey guys watcha doing? Oh posting Spidey Memes?
Rolling for dubs
I like Oswald thanks for the meme
How come Oswal is not kill yet?
>>3976877
By the magic of doubles.
OC
>>3974087
>>3971287
Fore!
>>3970778
Inverted Fore!
>>3977300
nice dubs
godlike thread
my face when this thread
>>3978552
mfw your post
>>3970373
so what is it now? new meme or oswald?
>>3978133
>33
nice
oswald must live
https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/3vu9wy/this_is_oswald_the_jellyfish_he_is_new_meme_now/
>reddit found him
NOOOOOOO
nice meme!
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
save rave
<HITS BLUNT>
Your fortune: Outlook good
I prefer Jim the Jellyfish
>>3980817
dumb jimposter
>>3971442
Neat tentacle plugs
daily bump
oswals ftw
Gg
>>3981100
daily double dubs
>>3981688
nice get
bimp
bomp
memetroducing
Wow, what a great meme.
>>3982178
I can see this going some where
>>3982178
nicely meme'd lad!
Your fortune: Godly Luck
front page
>>3982142
saved!dank!
bumped once again
>>3971414
>1414
nice get :^)
nice :^)
:^)
>>3982680
thanks but i didn't get it
meme
nice maymay
niceme.me
>>3970373
Clearly I can fuck women of any age. Get back in the basement, Fleshlight Freddie.
'nother bump
>>3984236
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Microsoft OS(wald)
>>3979409
what if was you who posted???
>>3984458
no u
Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>3984620
OP is not a yuji post, sorry
spam
>>3984808
lol
ebin
bemp
test
top ziz
CHAIKA!!!!! FRONT PAGE!
kerbloink front page
>>3986163
kerbloink
WTF I'd have sworn this thread was dead.
There is still hope!!!1!!11!
>>3986240
oswald never dies
>>3970373
one would say T̗̰̲̬̪̺̀H̸̴̘̺̯̪̥̙A̻̞̯͙ͅT̷̗̠̯͙͎̺̥͢͞'̶̪̤͢ͅS҉̝͕̥̯ ̫̦A̠͇͈̠̰̪ ̝̝̩̜̫S̨͉͔̤͢͠P̟̠̭̺͕̬͟I̶̮̦̣̬C̜͖̻̯̦͈͞Y͘͘͏̮͕̱͍̹͖̬ ̶̮̯̞͢M̡̞̩̪̦̖̲̮͞Ę͏͍̭̗͢M̝̫̪͇̲͉̹͡Ḙ̱͇
bamp
gibe dubs
>>3986688
>>3986188
>>3982188
nice eights
>>3987180
KERBLOINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>3987180
check mine
How do I make a meme? Teach me please. I'm jealous of your quality meme.
>>3987307
just shit with all of your ass
>>3987307
just bee yourself
>>3987666
Check mate.
Nice Trips.
>>3987666
Satan
>>3987672
Stan
>>3987666
hail satam
Fwah!
I found the Jellyfish in the beach and made me sexual!
>>3987826
um ok
