FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.
>>3968708
*cries*
>not drinking Coke
What do you do, /s4s/?
That's why real men go on ebaumsworld, albinoblacksheep, legendaryfrog, and esfores.
*beats chest savagely*
>>3968723
Those are some nice glasses, and I am a nice person, so probably tell him to screw a goat.
Here are some coupons for that post.
>>3968708
So are you trying to say that newgrounds ins't funny now, or what?
I don't get it.
And please, don't yell. Some of the softer-spoken Anonymous that roam these parts are very sensitive to sound, especially loud paragraphs of expulsed speech.
Please consider them next time, and I hope you're enjoying your time here on [s4s].
Let me know if there's anything I can do for you :^)
>>3968708
Like, most of that shiz didn't even exist at the same time as the rest. I don't think you were alive for any of it.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
I miss the irc
>>3968776
>tfw will never have a gf in canada ever again
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>3968786
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG............FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!??????!?!?!?!??! NORMIE GET DA FUG OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>3968708
>tfw ironic post on /s4s/ hits you in the nostalgia so hard its actually depressing
>>3968708
goooood won
>>3969899
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>>3969899
checked
>>3968708
albinoblacksheep was better. didnt watch dragonball z. soda is trash. didn't play co-op i was master of blood gulch. doritos are shit, always hated em. my bro was into the paintball guns not me. my dad always leases mid-hi-end cars it was never an impulse thing and at the time i believe it was a 5-series bimmer. didn't get irregular clothes at crap marshall's or wherever its not worth it. i think we were more into the bmx bikes at the time. didn't masturbate to stupid shit i only learned about it once i had my own computer (after a long time of sharing one with fam). didnt huff paint. didn't pretend to be a camwhore on aim what are you, gay? no matrix quote or anime character or x's or 6's or anything like that surrounding my screen name. school was legit high performing. yours wasnt. no counter strike lan parties i didnt make friends with kids i could tell would end up being failures like you. didnt take ritalin or adderall or prozac. didn't 'take a pass' at any of those things although it's vague what you're implying. my friends didn't sneak beer into school we're not backwoods bumfucks like whoever wrote this trash. not limp-wristed there were very few gay kids in my school. no columbine mentality in my group of friends. nor were they particularly sociopathic. nor did they ever try to be deep or philosophical. none of my friends played the victim nor were they in any part involved in your swing-and-a-miss scenario at the end there. none of my friends tried killing themselves. none of my friends got worked up over random tramps. none of my friends were desperate or pathetic enough to do anything like that under the bleachers although there was a kid who was caught masturbating there once.
>>3969946
>>3969946
Old virginity, the post.
>>3968708
did you write all this crap for 1000 hours?
is this the first copypasta with CAPS?
>>3970597
Rudefig is very rude.
>>3970603
yeah, i feel like that's the joke
