did you ever wish you were a dolphin?
gay butt sex
>>3968367
I'd sometimes wish for an anthropomorphic dolphin world. I'd keep the portal right next to anthropomorphic bird world.
you can just rub a dolpins vagoo so that would be good enough
>>3968367
sometimes I wish I was a dolphin
>>3968442
me too
I wanna be this gecko
>>3968444
great triples
i wish that they will turn you into an mejestic dolphin <4
>>3968449
sorry but this is a whale
>>3968457
I'm pretty sure I know a Quetzal when I see one!
>>3968471
well, "Bob," if that is you're real name, I happen to a marine biologist, so maybe you should just sit back in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done.
this is a whale. it has two horns and it can talk at over 140 words per minutes. it has very convenient quadriple jointed fingertips, which make it one of the fastest texters in the world, AND it can use echolocation.
haha, stupid "Bob." I bet you don't even have you're marine biologists kit.
>>3968477
My friend, you just described the wild cannoli! How much of that kit did you steal?!
>>3968482
You listen here,"Bob," me and my contemporary, we wrote the marine biology kit when we were mere children! those cannoli's that you claim as you're own were actually made first by my greater grandmother.
>>3968492
>When you were mere children
That explains all your mistakes
>by your great grandmother
Unless Poseidon is your great grandmother, you don't hold any groundsbtw I"m quoting you
>>3968367
Hell no!!.......yea...
>>3968531
do you want to have dinner tonight or not, "Bob?"
>>3968601
We're already AT dinner, Anon!
...how's my ramen?
>>3968626
I didn't order ramen, I had the pulled pork sandwich.
Your move, "Bob."
>>3968645
Despite me working for years perfecting the art of ramen and presenting you the fruit of my labor, you deny it and eat a sandwich instead?
This is the worst date ever.
Nice straight, by the way.
>>3968659
Look, I'm not sure how you got in here, but I'm really going to have to ask you to leave. The waitress is looking at you like you're completely insane right now and she's going to call the police, just like last time.
And to think, this morning started so great...
>>3968671
Th...there's no waitress. She died yesterday!
>>3968675
That wasn't the waitress, "Bob," that was your mother.
Face it, you just didn't turn out to be the kind of man you swore you'd be.
>>3968682
That's because I'm not a man! I'M A MEME!
I would like to become a wild wild wild ass
>>3968699
Those dubs make you look like a monster, "Bob."
You're a monster.
You, Bob "Antonio Sanchez" Josephs
are a god damned monster.
>>3968711
>not liking memes
get out normie
>>3968367
Thats a pretty picture
>>3968711
>7-11
What's this, an ADVERT???? GET THE <hello> OUT OF HERE!!! Just kidding m8, actually enjoying those numbers quite "a lot", aamof ;>)~
Good numbers collected so far:
404
314
747
256
711
>>3968848
nice collect fam
bumping this gem
