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Hi, I see you're using some of the memes I've created. Let me tell you about myself, the original author of these comedy masterpieces.

I am one of the top memesters on the entire Intertubes, and I get my memes trending almost every day, and most of the times they receive several thousand likes. You've probably never heard of me, but that's understandable, because you only see the meme, and not past it.

Let me enlighten you on the deeper meanings of these mee mees; memes don't just "pop up". They get created by me. People like to think that they come from all over the world, but I know for a fact that it's mostly just a few big players creating the majority of funny memes, and I'm the biggest player of them all. I'm active on funnyjunk, 4chan, 9geg and reddit as well as the youtube poop community, and many more places that you probably have never even heard of. I have given up my high-school career to focus entirely on memes and the riveting tales of derpina and le trolldad. I do this to enrich culture past levels nobody ever even dared to dream of.

I am the Mozart, the Shakespeare, yes, the Leonardo Picasso of internet culture. I am the Alpha and the OMFeGa. I don't want to trout my own horn, but those memes you see on your favourite entertainment feed? They're all just echoes of my creativity. In the time you've spent reading this, I've probably already created at least two more memes that will get over nine thousand favs.

So the next time you use one of my memes, or upboat a post, please stop for a moment and think of the sacrifices I've made to bring this advice animal to you.