Please ask any and all questions you have of the faith or I.
I'll answer all them according to my Father's will. For I am Jesus, Son of God.
(Psst ... Henry?! Where 'da fuck are the comments? You said this would start a shitstorm you useless ... oh umm ...)
Don't be afraid children. I will not judge thee in a negative manner.
>>3950994
what time is it?
>>3950986
anime
>>3950999
SUMMER TIME! IT'S OU-
*slapping sound*
It is wholly dependant on your preconceived notions of what moves our universe forward.
>>3951004
Stay away from this child. Only demons and half-men involve themselves with such works of Satan.
>>3951014
'anime'
>>3951014
Why do the spergs always use God as a scapegoat to justify their own selfish, damn-hard judgment.
>>3951012
I'm afraid I don't know what you speak of, child. Is there something wro-
*High School Musical music starts playing. Then a door is heard being broken down and a strangling noise is heard. Dragging sounds then replace the gurgling*
*Jesus suddenly has a different voice*
Don't fear child. I am the Son of God. Nothing can hurt me.
>>3951017
They are simply lost, my child. God still loves them, even though theh do not love God. The only exception is Tool haters. Anyone who believes Maynard James Keenan isn't a genius should be subsequently shot in th - ("Lenny, da fuck!?" "Oh ... I ... I'm sorry" "You better be you piece of crap. Now keep pretending to be Jesus!")
I'm sorry about that child. Does this answer your question?
mmm dont listen to that knob in the bed sheets
'e just wants to groom you up like a sheep and keep your head empty
guess who gave you monkies the fruit of knowledge back in the day?
>this guy
few of my lads would share some real dank memes with ye'
all it'll cost is your soul *wheezing laugh*
do you really real?
/b/ is better than /es4es/?
>>3950986
Was u a nigger?
Or sandnigger? Any kind of nigger?
>>3950986
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>>3951199
>1199
Sweet
Your fortune: Average Luck
If god exists and controls the universe, why does our universe evolve in a way indistinguishable from a merely materialistic one?
>>3952195
Because you surround yourself in the material.
redditor here. if god real then why fossils?. don't mind if i share this on facebook
why do god creates niggers?
