Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Because I'm gay ;_;
>>3950702
Because I'm not gay
I have a girlfriend.
i do have a bf cuz im a girl sorry gaybois but you will NEVER EVER GET A BOYFRIEND FUCKING DEGENERATES teehee :3
>>3951069
bully
>>3950702
<Implying I don't
>>3951070
pls no. unless you want to be my qt bf then ill let you bully me
>>3951094
OK i'll be your qt bf
>>3951076
this im bf is qt af (as friq)
>>3951099
ok, hello new bf you are very qt this fine day. I love you lol jk (unless you love me too) *nervous sweats*
>>3951102
ilu too bb, let's fuck
>>3951102
i want a divorce
>>3951121
sent ;)
>>3951121
my feminine penis can only get semi hard for your semi attractive looks
>>3951130
post you're benis here pls
>>3951140
i tried to upload the picture but 4 chan says it cant do files over 2 MB. what do?
>>3951148
open it in photoshop or some shit and increase the compression
>>3951154
you ain't gonna do it
>>3951154
here, sorry but i wasnt fully erect when i took this picture i had just gotten back from the club and was kinda inebriated
>>3951160
hows it feel knowind you where wrong bb, so pls no divorce i luv you
>>3951161
he actually did it the absolute madman!!!
>>3951165
now u post boi pucci
>>3951167
im not ur boyfriend i just wanted to see youre benis srry if i made u confuse
>>3951172
:'^) *crying internally irl* why u play these games bb
>>3951174
lel u got conned
>>3951177
lel u got dubs
>>3951177
nice dubs, its a shame you werent able to carry on your con till you got married to me so you could take my irl gagillion dollors, that i have becuase im a federal reserve branch vice-president
>>3951180
also... i'm not even a boy so it prolly wouldn't have worked out anyway
ps if anyone want to actually add me on skype their welcome to, though i messed up my skype name up it just "fan" not "fanatic"
>>3951161
what is that on your hand though
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>3951194
my penis, of course
>>3951202
my informative senpai, guiding me through the world
>>3950702
tfw no boyfriend tocheckeach other'sdubs.
>>3951223
>dubs
>>3951237
are you a teacher?
>>3951239
im a expert in the field, and im training to be a teacher
>>3951237
Because of the rules of this subreddit I had to click "I am 18+" at some point. I can't say I'm a boi now because then the administrators will probably ban me. I will say I am male though.
>>3951243[cringe intense]
>>3951259
My butt? I'm not gonna stop you but... why?
>>3951259
fite me in this life punk. ya dam homosex lol :)
>>3951273
Which brand of wieners are best? I assume not too expensive because you can't eat them anymore if they are covered in poop.
>>3951273
i cant do it even ironically fuk
>>3951274
don't you know wieners are a euphemism forpenisps i hope your actually over 18
>>3951283
some1 seems booty bothered lol why dont I laiph at u
haha get trolled friend
>>3951297
i am not booty bothered not until u put something in it but even then that would more be booty enjoyment lol
>>3951309
ok bb *put seed rod in you a SPLUUURGES my seed all acroos your anal cavity*
>>3951284
I did not know that. I don't have a lot of friends because I was home schooled. How does it feel to have penis in butt? I put my finger in my butt one time and it felt like pooping but also my penis felt like I was touching it from behind. I think my mama saw it because walked into my room and said "oh" and then she left. We haven't talked about it.
>>3951316
if feels good, also are you actually over 18?
>>3951319
yeah dude what do you think
>>3951323
kk your acting ignorant was way to good
>>3951329
I'm not judging but if you think that is realistic you probably watch a lot of anime.
>>3951161
>Not shaved
Absolutely not sexy, anon. :^(
