Welcome to the Shiba Shop!!! :-D What would you like to buy?
>>3950132
3 of your finest niggers please
>>3950132
some dubs
>>3950132
1 cade pls
a puke cock tail, thank
and a driver, pronto
wait is this even real? lmao
a dog can't run a shop... oy vey it's like another snek court
>>3950152
no u
>>3950132
i would like to order 2 loafs of broccoli plz :^)
Here you go!!! One cade!!! $1 please?
Jiveturkey You're in luck because Food is Free!!! Enjoy your Free Broccoli!!! :-D
I'd like the buy a live performance of yuji Sakai playing a Miley Cyrus track of his choice. I want his dressed as queen Elizabeth as he performs but wearing complete kosack clothing but made up like a woman, pretending to be a man who is really a woman. He can then do a small hip hop routine of his choice but dressed as a white woman pretending to be Eminem pretending to be black. After this he can return to his people, the bedouin tribe of Sri Lanka.
Please respond
Ummmm....okay???
>>3950157 Sorry We Don't Sell Those... But We Do Have Vomit Soda. Get it While You Can!!!!!!!!!!
>>3950615
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>>3950132
do u have bioshock
>>3950922
n dubs
Yes I do but it cost $400... :'-(
